📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

[Hellfire]

 

[AnOminous]

I get a chuckle at every sideshow freak imitation Phil puts up as a profile pic.

 

[m0rnutz]

Why is there a map on the shower wa-

....You know what, forget it. Phil is a cartographer sailing the seven seas in search of Australatina. There's no other explanation.

 

[Twrx]

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I'm suprised he hasn't drawn on a upside down cross.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Why is there a map on the shower wa-

....You know what, forget it. Phil is a cartographer sailing the seven seas in search of Australatina. There's no other explanation.

Well, there is, but it involves wanking in the shower.

 

[Josuke]

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Those fucking dollar store brand chola eyebrows get me every time. Cool racism, Philly P.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Why is there a map on the shower wa-

....You know what, forget it. Phil is a cartographer sailing the seven seas in search of Australatina. There's no other explanation.

It makes sense to keep maps in his bathroom since he uses them as toilet paper.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I think this one's new. Nice shot of his lumpy gunt from his YouCaring.

 

[JU 199]

He's so fucking fat

 

[CatParty]

He looks like a garbage bag full of shit

 

[JU 199]

That's what eating blocks of cheese does to you.

 

[Coldgrip]

Remember when Chris did that video of him giving birth to a teddy bear? This reminds me of that. Only Phil somehow manages to look fatter. Like he shoved a basket ball under his shirt.

@entropyseekswork

IIRC, Chris did two videos of this. I don't remember if this was the original or not.

Nevermind, it's the original. Here's the remake he did:

Spoiler

 

[DragoonSierra]

Put an apron on him and he looks like a fat mexican dishwasher

 

[Ruin]

I think this one's new. Nice shot of his lumpy gunt from his YouCaring.

To be fair the dark room is an improvement.

 

[Darndirty]

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Lol, nigga even has a map on the wall of the bathroom. I wonder what it is about maps. most artists have an obsession about something weird it seems, usually it is some thing bright or colorful. and holy fuck he looks pregnant in that.

I notice he has his hair covered most of the time these days. wonder why, I remember him begging a while ago about how he deserved free haircuts and colouring.

 

[An Ghost]

The lighting is perfect to make his gut look huge. It's casting shadow on the rest of him. Judging from the combination of maps and autistic anime drawings he is in his apartment but the photo has a pretty even blur on everything meaning somebody was holding it. We don't know when the pic was taken (but I'll check exif if youcaring keeps it) but I'm guessing vikki took it. There is one photo of them together which is enough to guess he took it
Edit: derp can't check exif on mobile I'll do it later

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I think this one's new. Nice shot of his lumpy gunt from his YouCaring.

Even with the shit quality of the picture you can tell:
A) Phil is getting fatter, more disgusting and pointlessly smug than ever.
B) He's never vacuumed the floor.

Seriously, what the fuck is that shit on the floor?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think this one's new. Nice shot of his lumpy gunt from his YouCaring.

His pregnancy with a sack of potatoes seems to be coming along rather nicely, tbh.
I am just disappointed he's not carrying a bike.

 

[Lysistrata]

I'm pretty sure there's enough flesh in that bulbous gut to make another person.

 

[Ophelia]

Saying he looks in any way female or Latino is giving him way too much credit. He's got the grande Italian cheese gut going and no idea how to use lighting. Look at his damn lightbulb nose.