📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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You gotta love his half-assing -- no I mean quarter-assing... oh fuck, 1%-assing -- of fake blood.

Looks like his right eye is trying to slide off the side of his head and escape. He's looking more like Sloth every day.
 
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You gotta love his half-assing -- no I mean quarter-assing... oh fuck, 1%-assing -- of fake blood.

And I thought Ursula burned all the evidence about her edgelord phase.
 
I think that thing on this lower teeth is smudged lipstick. Either that or hes eating it because he ran out of food.
 
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Ov2MqwI.jpg

You gotta love his half-assing -- no I mean quarter-assing... oh fuck, 1%-assing -- of fake blood.

Phil did a great job with his drowned rat costume! The funniest part to me is he's still trying to do 'sexy' poses. Like he has something that can be salvaged.
 
More from the chamber of horrors:

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38ov7ed.jpg


Ov2MqwI.jpg

You gotta love his half-assing -- no I mean quarter-assing... oh fuck, 1%-assing -- of fake blood.

His man jigglies ain't even big enough to fill that little of a cup, that's sad.
You'd think with that big of a gut, his tits would be able to at least fill an A cup.
 
I've seen couples going to fancy dress parties as each other, and the results range from funny to slightly nauseating, but I think it's very telling that Slingblade dressed as Phil and Phil dressed as... also Phil.

Anyway, now we know that Xochi is also a fat white man. As far as I can tell, the main difference is that Xochi's vitamin deficiencies have reached the stage where she bleeds freely from several orifices.
 
His man jigglies ain't even big enough to fill that little of a cup, that's sad.
You'd think with that big of a gut, his tits would be able to at least fill an A cup.

I think any real transwoman would invest in some bra inserts or at least stuff the cups with toiler paper ( :c tfw no tp) for some effect. But not Phil. Instead of items that could conceivable work for his trans image he buys weapons and pizza.
 
Dat leather bra on the OUTSIDE of his clothes.
Kmowing Phil, he's wearing one under the clothes too.

I still don't get what he's trying to be. He doesn't look like a zombie. His "blood" looks like red marker or crayon too.

I do like how Phil proves, once again, that he doesn't understand how multiple personality disorders actually work. Your alter doesn't have its own body ... you can't cosplay as an alter. That's not how that works.
 
I think any real transwoman would invest in some bra inserts or at least stuff the cups with toiler paper ( :c tfw no tp) for some effect. But not Phil. Instead of items that could conceivable work for his trans image he buys weapons and pizza.

He actually posted the other day about how his chest hurt because of the estrogen.
 
More from the chamber of horrors:

EO7vx3l.jpg


9oeFg3T.jpg



38ov7ed.jpg


Ov2MqwI.jpg

You gotta love his half-assing -- no I mean quarter-assing... oh fuck, 1%-assing -- of fake blood.
Time to scoop up some optimistic ratings...
The last photo of him isn't really terrible. I think it's the most feminine he's ever managed to look even if he did spill tempera paint all down his face. I went ahead and replaced his scraggly wisps of head fuzz with a badly shopped wig...
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Can still tell its a dude, but the FGAS actually helped hide his wattle and his features are somewhat softened.
But I'm sure when you take and upload as many horrific selfies as he does, you're bound to get one that isn't completely disgusting at least once.
Them eyebrows keep getting more and more sloppy though and it's amusing to watch the progression.
 
Time to scoop up some optimistic ratings...
The last photo of him isn't really terrible. I think it's the most feminine he's ever managed to look even if he did spill tempera paint all down his face. I went ahead and replaced his scraggly wisps of head fuzz with a badly shopped wig...
Can still tell its a dude, but the FGAS actually helped hide his wattle and his features are somewhat softened.
But I'm sure when you take and upload as many horrific selfies as he does, you're bound to get one that isn't completely disgusting at least once.
Them eyebrows keep getting more and more sloppy though and it's amusing to watch the progression.
Can you get rid of the tattoos thats like a 100% improvement right there.
 
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