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Imagine trying to explain to the police that the place totally smelled that way before someone died in there.
 
nhocgreen said:
All these talks about bikes and tires really hightlighted for me the absurdity of Phil's life, that's all.
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I think the only reason ADF got back into bikes again (after ragequitting when trying to learn as a kid) was because of the China character in the Hetalia anime, which also launched the fixation on communism. Bikes used to be -- and still are -- widely used in the PRC.

ADF clearly likes to think of all the different communist regimes and ideologies as a single homogeneous thing, just like with "Latinx" cultures.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I think the only reason ADF got back into bikes again (after ragequitting when trying to learn as a kid) was because of the China character in the Hetalia anime, which also launched the fixation on communism. Bikes used to be -- and still are -- widely used in the PRC.

ADF clearly likes to think of all the different communist regimes and ideologies as a single homogeneous thing, just like with "Latinx" cultures.
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It would be funny for him to discover the various ideologies present within communism, him trying to wrap his head around why communists hate each other more than they do the capitalist system. But that would require him to do some reading, which could lead to him discovering that communism isn't all that great for a majority of people.

But the possibilities of this discovery! Phil discovers Hoxhaism, leads to him buying loads of concrete to try and build self-defense bunkers wherever he ends up. He even tries to emulate how those bunkers are built, rounded domes with a multiple view ports, buys some radios, etc.
 
SoberBlitz said:
But the possibilities of this discovery! Phil discovers Hoxhaism, leads to him buying loads of concrete to try and build self-defense bunkers wherever he ends up. He even tries to emulate how those bunkers are built, rounded domes with a multiple view ports, buys some radios, etc.
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Phil doesn't do physical labour. He'd settle for cardboard box and walkie talkie.
 
SoberBlitz said:
It would be funny for him to discover the various ideologies present within communism, him trying to wrap his head around why communists hate each other more than they do the capitalist system. But that would require him to do some reading, which could lead to him discovering that communism isn't all that great for a majority of people.
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But all the past instances of 'communism' weren't REAL communism. If Phil was in charge everything would be great. Just look at his imaginary country. :)
 
An Ghost said:
But all the past instances of 'communism' weren't REAL communism. If Phil was in charge everything would be great. Just look at his imaginary country. :)
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When you think about it, the great failure of all the Communists of the past was they started out with great imaginary countries where everything was perfect, but then when they executed their plans, they ended up with a psychotic shithole. Phil has taken this problem out of Communism, by starting out with an imaginary country that is already a psychotic shithole.
 
obliviousbeard said:
Phil doesn't do physical labour. He'd settle for cardboard box and walkie talkie.
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I'm thinking less "walkie talkie" and more "small carton with pencil stuck into the top, crudely Sharpied black."

An Ghost said:
But all the past instances of 'communism' weren't REAL communism. If Phil was in charge everything would be great. Just look at his imaginary country. :)
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Are you kidding? It doesn't even have LED street lamps.
 
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Like Phil has the balls to actually show up at an antifa protest.
 
Ruin said:
It'll never happen but I'd love a sequel to Phil getting punched by a skinny hipster.
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If it was like his last activism it would be a race as to whether a Nazi beat the shit out of him or whether some antifa hairball beat him up first.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
And yet ADF goes squealing to the police when feeling threatened.

Didn't ADF complain about homeless people to the cops?
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Yes. And he also threatened a Hispanic janitor with "la migra" because he was tarding out in a bathroom or something.
 
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