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There are bikes made for girls and potatoes.
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Rollo
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https://stop-obama-now.net/la-raza-chicano-ism-inspired-by-mexican-nazi/
This is an albeit very biased source, which itself sources some less biased reads about the flag, and the movement behind it.
nhocgreen
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We all know that bike is going to rot away because endless string of urgent needs will prevent him from ever getting all the bells and whistles he need to ride.
I remember him begging for and getting glasses to ride, and now he's begging for them again. His asspatters either are new, or have really poor memories.
I remember him begging for and getting glasses to ride, and now he's begging for them again. His asspatters either are new, or have really poor memories.
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The sagging scrotum story has gotta be bullshit. We could see his lil tater sack in the "Return to Glory Hole" pic and they didn't droop at all. (And now to go bleach my mind that I know this much about Phil's junk
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People with autism can have "tactile defensiveness." An inconsequential sensation can be an unbearable to them. Like the pressure of a bike seat on the crotch.
Phil probably suffered from that, but I think he conveniently left out the part where he fell over trying to learn how to ride a bike. I'm pretty sure he only likes bikes now because of Hetalia, which is also why he got into communism (as he understands it). @DT.Miller?
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Late again because I'm a faggot, but here we go...
The week of 3/27/17 - 4/2/17
Complete album here
Such an intellectual!
More brand new, shitty $20 t-shirts
It was a quiet week and really not much to repost or highlight, mostly just map sperging and pictures of signs and bicycles again, which makes me think he's stressing more and more these days.
The week of 3/27/17 - 4/2/17
Complete album here
Such an intellectual!
More brand new, shitty $20 t-shirts
It was a quiet week and really not much to repost or highlight, mostly just map sperging and pictures of signs and bicycles again, which makes me think he's stressing more and more these days.
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I like that he has to rest his hand on that fleshy sac because he has no chin
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Late again because I'm a faggot, but here we go...
The week of 3/27/17 - 4/2/17
Complete album here
Such an intellectual!
More brand new, shitty $20 t-shirts
It was a quiet week and really not much to repost or highlight, mostly just map sperging and pictures of signs and bicycles again, which makes me think he's stressing more and more these days.
All that beautiful neck blubber!
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ADF's head is merging with the neck.
I guess that's what eating pizza every day and never getting a workout -- say on a bike -- can do.
I guess that's what eating pizza every day and never getting a workout -- say on a bike -- can do.
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I don't know whether it looks better or worse now he's stopped wearing that collar.
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Dattechpriest
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It's an incredible thing to witness the constant flux between having no chin and having multiple chins. It's like watching the tide come in and go out.
Lance Private Drop Off
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Sorry, I've only just got back on board for a whole lot of onerous real life reasons that nobody wants to hear, the recent photo shows a battery powered LED light and apart from that seems to be naturally lit. Has he lost/is unable to pay for electricity?
Sorry if this has been hashed out, I'm still catching up.
Sorry if this has been hashed out, I'm still catching up.
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No, he's not having issues with electricity. The LED light is because he had a positive interaction with a CIS dude when shopping for a LED flashlight. He posted it because he claims that it was so weird to him that he needed help processing it.
OP here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-facebook-updates.10131/page-192#post-2156797
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Late again because I'm a faggot, but here we go...
The week of 3/27/17 - 4/2/17
Complete album here
Such an intellectual!
More brand new, shitty $20 t-shirts
It was a quiet week and really not much to repost or highlight, mostly just map sperging and pictures of signs and bicycles again, which makes me think he's stressing more and more these days.
When did his fascination with the United Farm Workers thing start? Did he finally Cesar Chavez? I mean, I'm pretty sure they teach that in American high school, but since Phil was in special ed classes he probably didn't learn that.
Also, kind of curious, but does he always wear shirts that don't fit him properly? I've noticed a lot of fat guys do that. It doesn't look flattering on a normal guy, but on Phil... damn, it makes him look even more exceptional.
Either way, he winds up looking like Mussolini. And just like Mussolini, he's fat, white, Italian and a loser.
No, he's not having issues with electricity. The LED light is because he had a positive interaction with a CIS dude when shopping for a LED flashlight. He posted it because he claims that it was so weird to him that he needed help processing it.
OP here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-facebook-updates.10131/page-192#post-2156797
So is this poor sap the new Dusty then? Is Phil gonna obsess over him and try to copy him and get in his pants?
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LOL I doubt it. My guess is the other guy was working loss prevention for the store and was checking to make sure Phil wasn't shoplifting. I don't think he's anyone Phil sees regularly.
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Are his feet literally moulding? Are they still attached? He could score some extra disability oppression
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Would he admit to a disability that is absolutely, 100%, unambiguously his fault?
Actually, he'd probably blame it on Kiwi threats forcing him to be ready 24/7, so he couldn't take his boots off.
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Yup, that's what being obscenely fat and sweaty and rarely changing your socks or taking off your boots does for you. Them trotters are fucking nasty.
If there's ever been a person who deserves to have to live with that kind of physical disability, it's Phil. Knowing him he'd probably get the stumps infected too somehow. But, as you say, he'd probably get a few extra asspats out of it, at least for a little while. So everybody wins, kinda.
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