📚 Megathread Phils Photo Dump - An Instagram Megathread

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There are bikes made for girls and potatoes.
This is true
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Apparently his balls sag lower than the average man and he somehow sat on them when he tried to learn. Could also be he was too fat to push the pedals.

The sagging scrotum story has gotta be bullshit. We could see his lil tater sack in the "Return to Glory Hole" pic and they didn't droop at all. (And now to go bleach my mind that I know this much about Phil's junk :cryblood:)
 
Could also be he was too fat to push the pedals.
The sagging scrotum story has gotta be bullshit.
People with autism can have "tactile defensiveness." An inconsequential sensation can be an unbearable to them. Like the pressure of a bike seat on the crotch.

Phil probably suffered from that, but I think he conveniently left out the part where he fell over trying to learn how to ride a bike. I'm pretty sure he only likes bikes now because of Hetalia, which is also why he got into communism (as he understands it). @DT.Miller?
 
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Late again because I'm a faggot, but here we go...

The week of 3/27/17 - 4/2/17
Complete album here

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Such an intellectual!

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More brand new, shitty $20 t-shirts

It was a quiet week and really not much to repost or highlight, mostly just map sperging and pictures of signs and bicycles again, which makes me think he's stressing more and more these days.
 
Late again because I'm a faggot, but here we go...

The week of 3/27/17 - 4/2/17
Complete album here

GJSrbZ5.jpg

Such an intellectual!

Ie09K0s.jpg

More brand new, shitty $20 t-shirts

It was a quiet week and really not much to repost or highlight, mostly just map sperging and pictures of signs and bicycles again, which makes me think he's stressing more and more these days.

All that beautiful neck blubber! :):heart-full::fapcup:
 
ADF's head is merging with the neck.

I guess that's what eating pizza every day and never getting a workout -- say on a bike -- can do.
I don't know whether it looks better or worse now he's stopped wearing that collar.
 
Thank you @JSGOTI ! I rather enjoyed the entitlement in this photo dump. Reminds me to work smarter not retarder.

My favorite is the photos depicting all the things YOU can do on HIS YouCaring! THANKS PHIL
 
Sorry, I've only just got back on board for a whole lot of onerous real life reasons that nobody wants to hear, the recent photo shows a battery powered LED light and apart from that seems to be naturally lit. Has he lost/is unable to pay for electricity?

Sorry if this has been hashed out, I'm still catching up.
 
Sorry, I've only just got back on board for a whole lot of onerous real life reasons that nobody wants to hear, the recent photo shows a battery powered LED light and apart from that seems to be naturally lit. Has he lost/is unable to pay for electricity?

Sorry if this has been hashed out, I'm still catching up.

No, he's not having issues with electricity. The LED light is because he had a positive interaction with a CIS dude when shopping for a LED flashlight. He posted it because he claims that it was so weird to him that he needed help processing it. :roll:

OP here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-facebook-updates.10131/page-192#post-2156797
 
Late again because I'm a faggot, but here we go...

The week of 3/27/17 - 4/2/17
Complete album here

GJSrbZ5.jpg

Such an intellectual!

Ie09K0s.jpg

More brand new, shitty $20 t-shirts

It was a quiet week and really not much to repost or highlight, mostly just map sperging and pictures of signs and bicycles again, which makes me think he's stressing more and more these days.

When did his fascination with the United Farm Workers thing start? Did he finally Cesar Chavez? I mean, I'm pretty sure they teach that in American high school, but since Phil was in special ed classes he probably didn't learn that.

Also, kind of curious, but does he always wear shirts that don't fit him properly? I've noticed a lot of fat guys do that. It doesn't look flattering on a normal guy, but on Phil... damn, it makes him look even more exceptional.

It's an incredible thing to witness the constant flux between having no chin and having multiple chins. It's like watching the tide come in and go out.

Either way, he winds up looking like Mussolini. And just like Mussolini, he's fat, white, Italian and a loser.

No, he's not having issues with electricity. The LED light is because he had a positive interaction with a CIS dude when shopping for a LED flashlight. He posted it because he claims that it was so weird to him that he needed help processing it. :roll:

OP here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-facebook-updates.10131/page-192#post-2156797

So is this poor sap the new Dusty then? Is Phil gonna obsess over him and try to copy him and get in his pants?
 
So is this poor sap the new Dusty then? Is Phil gonna obsess over him and try to copy him and get in his pants?

LOL I doubt it. My guess is the other guy was working loss prevention for the store and was checking to make sure Phil wasn't shoplifting. I don't think he's anyone Phil sees regularly.
 
Are his feet literally moulding? Are they still attached? He could score some extra disability oppression
 
Are his feet literally moulding?

Yup, that's what being obscenely fat and sweaty and rarely changing your socks or taking off your boots does for you. Them trotters are fucking nasty.
Are they still attached? He could score some extra disability oppression

If there's ever been a person who deserves to have to live with that kind of physical disability, it's Phil. Knowing him he'd probably get the stumps infected too somehow. But, as you say, he'd probably get a few extra asspats out of it, at least for a little while. So everybody wins, kinda.
 
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