📚 Megathread Phils Photo Dump - An Instagram Megathread

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Ravenor said:
He bizarrely can skate, he can't do it well but he can tard around on them without causing too much harm to himself.
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His proltiert skating thing proved that. Especially when he went with the "I win", not "We won"
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
I literally did not know people could grow fungus on their bodies that looks like the shit that grows on old loaves of bread you forgot you had
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You know how if you stay in the water too long, the skin on your fingers can get white, soft and wrinkly? This is similar but for feet in constant cold, wet, unclean conditions.

The white patches are the skin that has been moist and cold for so long that it is dying and sloughing off, like a blister with many layers.

The green stuff IN the white patches is the fungus that has found a home within the layers of dying skin on his feet. : )
 
Major, major :semperfidelis: to @JSGOTI for pulling these together. I've never seen so many pics of Phil's beautiful bullfrog neck and from so many angles! :heart-full::heart-full::heart-full:

@multiverse - Here's pics of Phil on ice skates and roller skates pulled from the selfies folder.

Going through the whole thing and I was thrilled to see a pic of #AnalRips Toren made it in too! I think this is the first pic of Toren I've seen that's identifiable as in the spudcave.

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Darndirty said:
Lots of cults just have people panhandle. You gotta have money of you want a good cult sure but you also need your useful idiots, really expendable, no body will miss kinda idiots.
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I see Phil as the kind of guy you keep at the back, doing menial labour. Then, when your cult gets in legal trouble, you get him to take all the blame and go to jail in place of the leader.
 
nad7155 said:
This fucker should be "put down" like a rabid dog.
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Time to take Ol' Tater out to the backyard and give him both barrels.

Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
That foot fungus looks like that green stuff from Creepshow.
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"METEOR SHIT!"

Seriously, those feet are grody. It almost looks like his skeevy feet have gangrene. Who wants to take bets on what will be the cause of Phil's future foot amputation; diabetes, or that nasty green shit?

Minor power level; my Old Man had a bad case of jungle rot on his feet from his service in the Vietnam War. He served on river patrol boats with the US Navy and was in constant hot, humid conditions for two years. His feet were pretty bad. They looked a lot like lizard or snake skin when it's molting, except it was thick, hard scales of dead skin that were constantly cracked and peeling. Philthy's tootsies are far worse than Pop's were. Dad's feet merely looked like old dead skin with no color to them. Maybe Phil hasn't gone to the doctor about his moldy cheese feet because he's terrified that they'll have to be amputated?
 
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Phil's life is like that episode of ATHF where Master Shake gets a job working for a marketing company (read, spreading incredibly voracious germs that end up causing various parts of his body to simply rot and fall off, hell, all that's left of his boss is his still-living head).

I can't remember seeing anyone with a body more disgusting than Phil's. The aspects of his sheer ugliness might be overlooked individually, but all together on one diseased slab of meat? I've never seen anything quite like it and hope I never do again. The hideous rat teeth, the non-existent throat, the grimy fingernails, the "I've been in a life-threatening accident" hair, the bloated, porcine appendages that are now like some horrific petri dish on top of that, the aroma of rotting flesh and fecal matter that probably shrouds him at all times...I could forgive him if he was trying to do something about it, I don't ridicule people if they're trying to improve themselves. But that's just it: he isn't.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he dies before too much longer, or turns into a fungal monster like in that one episode of Primeval, or at least has to have those fucking trotters amputated.
 
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Lysistrata said:
I can't remember seeing anyone with a body more disgusting than Phil's. The aspects of his sheer ugliness might be overlooked individually, but all together on one diseased slab of meat? I've never seen anything quite like it and hope I never do again. The hideous rat teeth, the non-existent throat, the grimy fingernails, the "I've been in a life-threatening accident" hair, the bloated, porcine appendages that are now like some horrific petri dish on top of that, the aroma of rotting flesh and fecal matter that probably shrouds him at all times...I could forgive him if he was trying to do something about it, I don't ridicule people if they're trying to improve themselves. But that's just it: he isn't.
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You just named all the reasons why I find Phil so fascinating, including the preamble.
 
Ravenor said:
You just named all the reasons why I find Phil so fascinating, including the preamble.
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He is indeed. But like a video I recently watched of a queen hornet building a nest on what looked like the underside of a window ledge, while I did find it fascinating and watched the whole thing, I sure wouldn't want to have it happening on my doorstep, and I can't say I envy the people who are going to have to deal with that shit in person.
 
Sometimes I struggle to get beyond just how much of an unfortunate lookin' motherfucker Phil is. Ugly just doesn't begin to describe it. Ugly is too simple a word/concept to properly address the complexity of Phil's unattractiveness. I don't even know if there IS a word in ANY Western language to properly convey just how much the sight of Phil assaults and offends the senses. Just looking at a photo of him on the internet not only offends the eyes, but then your nose reflexively recoils in anticipation for the pungent stench it assumes is coming and your ears start ringing because they feel that soon a grating, nasal whine will soon be assaulting their eardrums. It's kind of a fascinating, if entirely unpleasant phenomena. It's almost like if you could smell colors and taste sounds.
 
The Dude said:
Sometimes I struggle to get beyond just how much of an unfortunate lookin' motherfucker Phil is. Ugly just doesn't begin to describe it. Ugly is too simple a word/concept to properly address the complexity of Phil's unattractiveness. I don't even know if there IS a word in ANY Western language to properly convey just how much the sight of Phil assaults and offends the senses. Just looking at a photo of him on the internet not only offends the eyes, but then your nose reflexively recoils in anticipation for the pungent stench it assumes is coming and your ears start ringing because they feel that soon a grating, nasal whine will soon be assaulting their eardrums. It's kind of a fascinating, if entirely unpleasant phenomena. It's almost like if you could smell colors and taste sounds.
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If only we knew the scale of Funkometers, so that we could add Phil to the top of the spectrum: the stench by which all other smells are gauged by.
 
The Dude said:
Sometimes I struggle to get beyond just how much of an unfortunate lookin' motherfucker Phil is. Ugly just doesn't begin to describe it. Ugly is too simple a word/concept to properly address the complexity of Phil's unattractiveness. I don't even know if there IS a word in ANY Western language to properly convey just how much the sight of Phil assaults and offends the senses. Just looking at a photo of him on the internet not only offends the eyes, but then your nose reflexively recoils in anticipation for the pungent stench it assumes is coming and your ears start ringing because they feel that soon a grating, nasal whine will soon be assaulting their eardrums. It's kind of a fascinating, if entirely unpleasant phenomena. It's almost like if you could smell colors and taste sounds.
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The problem is not just that he's ugly. Like, when he was younger and thinner, you couldn't call him handsome, but he wasn't revolting. But he's put on a lot of weight, and he really does not carry it well - he wears clothes that accentuate his flab rather than conceal it. He has no understanding of hair, make-up or fashion. His tattoos and piercings are similarly carried out with no overall concept in mind. His usual facial expression is either dopey or smug, often both. You can see right away that his hygiene is terrible. And he always photographs or films himself from the worst possible angles. If he had an iota of self-awareness or shame, he could improve his looks massively.
 
The Dude said:
Sometimes I struggle to get beyond just how much of an unfortunate lookin' motherfucker Phil is. Ugly just doesn't begin to describe it. Ugly is too simple a word/concept to properly address the complexity of Phil's unattractiveness. I don't even know if there IS a word in ANY Western language to properly convey just how much the sight of Phil assaults and offends the senses. Just looking at a photo of him on the internet not only offends the eyes, but then your nose reflexively recoils in anticipation for the pungent stench it assumes is coming and your ears start ringing because they feel that soon a grating, nasal whine will soon be assaulting their eardrums. It's kind of a fascinating, if entirely unpleasant phenomena. It's almost like if you could smell colors and taste sounds.
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I kind of know what you mean. I get such a visceral reaction from his photos. The below two pics were two of the first I ever saw of Phil and it's like you can feel the sweaty grime on his skin and smell the greasy dandruff in his hair and hear his gross huffing and puffing right through the screen.

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