📚 Megathread Phils Photo Dump - An Instagram Megathread

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Flame the Sunbird said:
I kind of know what you mean. I get such a visceral reaction from his photos. The below two pics were two of the first I ever saw of Phil and it's like you can feel the sweaty grime on his skin and smell the greasy dandruff in his hair and hear his gross huffing and puffing right through the screen.

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If anyone is still willing to buy bondage gear from anywhere that lets disgusting, diseased degenerates try it on, they deserve all the gifts of Nurgle they get.
 
The Dude said:
Sometimes I struggle to get beyond just how much of an unfortunate lookin' motherfucker Phil is. Ugly just doesn't begin to describe it. Ugly is too simple a word/concept to properly address the complexity of Phil's unattractiveness. I don't even know if there IS a word in ANY Western language to properly convey just how much the sight of Phil assaults and offends the senses. Just looking at a photo of him on the internet not only offends the eyes, but then your nose reflexively recoils in anticipation for the pungent stench it assumes is coming and your ears start ringing because they feel that soon a grating, nasal whine will soon be assaulting their eardrums. It's kind of a fascinating, if entirely unpleasant phenomena. It's almost like if you could smell colors and taste sounds.
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Closest word to describing Phil would have to be hackfrasse, which refers to having a face made of ground meat.
 
This post is for the past week of Instagram content
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Complete album for the week is located here.
Also, who the fuck organizes their desktop like this.
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Phil is the reason landlords are careful as shit who they rent to.

His walls are destroyed with nails and tacks. His house is filled with garbage and unwashable phil stank. In that pic of his boots, his carpets is so stained and philthy. That apartment is going to need new carpet even though phil has been there less then 6 monthes.
 
a_name_but_backwards said:
Phil is the reason landlords are careful as shit who they rent to.

His walls are destroyed with nails and tacks. His house is filled with garbage and unwashable phil stank. In that pic of his boots, his carpets is so stained and philthy. That apartment is going to need new carpet even though phil has been there less then 6 monthes.
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You can't legally garnish tardbucks either so whoever was foolish enough to rent to Phil has few options to collect for damages.
 
Forgot to add this photo into the dump, its still in the album though.
More wasted money this month...

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JSGOTI said:
Forgot to add this photo into the dump, its still in the album though.
More wasted money this month...

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So he's no longer claiming to be trans, but non binary? So he moves from one faux gender to a even more made up one.
 
Twrx said:
So he's no longer claiming to be trans, but non binary? So he moves from one faux gender to a even more made up one.
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It's a support thing. Like changing his fb URL to 'defender of the forest' or something. 0 effort, 0 results, all the satisfaction of a job well done.

And in typical high school edge lord/anime fan fashion they're all black graphic tees.
 
Did he get tired of the fact that literally no one thinks of him as a woman? Like, it's easier to come up with some bullshit invented gender than to try to pass as female?
 
Ruin said:
Wouldn't being trans bring in more asspats though? In my experience 95% of people who identify as non binary are teenage/college girls who don't feel that having a twat is special enough.
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I don't know. What brings in the most edge points and asspats seems to change constantly in SJW/TroonTown.
 
Flame the Sunbird said:
LOL at Phil going non-binary. Trans wasn't special snowflake enough so now
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Right on the money, Phil's noticed that being Trans isnt bringing in the asspats like it used to so he's shopping around for a new identity, there is a few other factors as well that have been champing at his arse lately that's forced his decision but that's the main one.
 
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