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17 Dec 2018
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I need my $76 water/sewer/trash bill covered for January

I have $80 of medical co-pays for my 6 month GRS Post-Surgery and a sleep study appointment (Both delayed this month and bumped back to January due to not having funds to cover my co-pays)
 
How many times do they have to pay water/sewer/trash bills? At least write down your lies and double check it with the other troon you´re living with.
 
Positron said:
17 Dec 2018
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I need my $76 water/sewer/trash bill covered for January

I have $80 of medical co-pays for my 6 month GRS Post-Surgery and a sleep study appointment (Both delayed this month and bumped back to January due to not having funds to cover my co-pays)
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Wait, didn't he say he didn't do the post grs and sleep study appointments because he needed to buy more pepper spray?
 
Positron said:
17 Dec 2018
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I need my $76 water/sewer/trash bill covered for January

I have $80 of medical co-pays for my 6 month GRS Post-Surgery and a sleep study appointment (Both delayed this month and bumped back to January due to not having funds to cover my co-pays)
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Looks like Phil finally remembered his surgery lie. Also, it's pretty funny that Phil blows all his money on toys, but when it comes to paying rent/utilities, he expects someone pay that for him. Phil also has to be the most intelligent person ever to push his important "post GRS" office visit to next month. That should be the number one priority for him, but it's not, the antifa bullshit is (and one more reason why he didn't get the surgery, either that, or Phil has become bored of it since it wasn't getting the asspats he thought he was entitled to). Also, didn't dumbass say he was cancelling the sleep study shit like a couple weeks ago??
 
Positron said:
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We don't think you might buy unnecessary items, we know you'll buy unnecessary items. Though there's a hundred more reasons why we don't give you money. My top three are:
1) Get a job and earn your own money, faggot.
2) I have bills to pay.
3) lol no, fuck you.
 
Positron said:
Crossposting from the Random update thread, because these are relevant here too:

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The only warzone(s) Phil lives in are his delusional mind, his festering wound he likes to pretend is his Spanish snatch, and the room that was forcibly liberated from him when toren moved in. Also, of course he's going to blame the farms for his missed appointments and not because he's a fat, lazy, walrus bastard.

Phil is also feeling more entitled nowadays. Phil, no one wants to give you their money because of two obvious reasons, you're a pathological liar and an insufferable cunt who thinks he's a tough guy on the internet, and, said people have more important things to waste their hard earned money on, like family and Christmas presents. Not to say you would know about any of that you ungrateful shit.
 
nvrwastetree said:
Phil is also feeling more entitled nowadays. Phil, no one wants to give you their money because of two obvious reasons, you're a pathological liar and an insufferable cunt who thinks he's a tough guy on the internet, and, said people have more important things to waste their hard earned money on, like family and Christmas presents. Not to say you would know about any of that you ungrateful shit.
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It’s because he thinks Antifa are his new family, like how he got overly comfortable with the #woke crowd until he outstayed his welcome. The thing is, even if you believe his tales of how he’s in constant danger, how many weapons does he actually need?

He’s really regretting cutting his knob off.
 
Phil's the only person that can 'patrol' the streets from the safety of his slum hole.

Putting priorities over frivolities doesn't make you a piece of shit, Phil; it makes you an adult. Since it's the holiday season, however, and I know you lurk around here, I'll cut you a deal; 100$ bucks for one hour of your time in no holds barred anything goes interview. If you bail, no money. If you refuse to answer a question, no money.

What'll win here, Philthy? Your pride or your greed?
 
Tragi-Chan said:
It’s because he thinks Antifa are his new family, like how he got overly comfortable with the #woke crowd until he outstayed his welcome. The thing is, even if you believe his tales of how he’s in constant danger, how many weapons does he actually need?

He’s really regretting cutting his knob off.
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Entitled asshole Phil is the best Phil, because you know everyone around him is rolling their eyes and going 'this twat' behind his back while he acts more and more stupidly, oblivious to it all.

'Tis the pantomime season, after all. Let's enjoy.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Entitled asshole Phil is the best Phil, because you know everyone around him is rolling their eyes and going 'this twat' behind his back while he acts more and more stupidly, oblivious to it all.

'Tis the pantomime season, after all. Let's enjoy.
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It’s funny how skewed the world view he presents here is. For most people, having to beg for money is something they do reluctantly, even shamefully. Phil meanwhile has more than enough to get by, and literally views it as his right to receive money whenever he wants it from total strangers. I love the way he tries to act like this world-weary badass who fucking swears all the fucking time while having an understanding of the world that would disgrace a spoilt rich kid.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Phil meanwhile has more than enough to get by, and literally views it as his right to receive money whenever he wants it from total strangers.
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This is not uncommon amongst soi-disant communists. Because Capitalism (boo, hiss) has oppressed them they see it as them demanding what they are owed. Sam Ambreen does it as well. Then there's all those Rat Kingers and people like Ashleigh Snackelford who believe they're owed it for similar reasons. I have a personal lolcow who is probably threadworthy but won't get a thread on them because I don't want to end up accidentally revealing my identity because I know them IRL, and they literally put it as "fuck you, pay me."
 
CWICKQUARTER said:
Phil, link to home invasion threats pls? And not people being ironic because you act like a fat sped.
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You know what would be pretty funny??? If Phil bought a home security system with cameras, hooked everything up, hosted a 24 hour Livestream of said cameras, then claimed that we were still issuing home invasion "phrets". All we would need to do to call his shit would be to ask him for the timestamp. Phil wouldn't know what to fucking do.

MasterDisaster said:
Phil's the only person that can 'patrol' the streets from the safety of his slum hole.

Putting priorities over frivolities doesn't make you a piece of shit, Phil; it makes you an adult. Since it's the holiday season, however, and I know you lurk around here, I'll cut you a deal; 100$ bucks for one hour of your time in no holds barred anything goes interview. If you bail, no money. If you refuse to answer a question, no money.

What'll win here, Philthy? Your pride or your greed?
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Shit I'll throw in $50 to see Phil do this with the same guidelines you wrote.
 
nvrwastetree said:
You know what would be pretty funny??? If Phil bought a home security system with cameras, hooked everything up, hosted a 24 hour Livestream of said cameras, then claimed that we were still issuing home invasion "phrets". All we would need to do to call his shit would be to ask him for the timestamp. Phil wouldn't know what to fucking do.
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An easier way would be just to point out how long he’s been claiming we’re going to invade for. These posts are from November 2016:
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So in over two years, we haven’t invaded his home. Even if we had threatened to do so, which we haven’t, the fact that it’s been that long surely indicates that it’s not going to happen.
 
MasterDisaster said:
Phil's the only person that can 'patrol' the streets from the safety of his slum hole.

Putting priorities over frivolities doesn't make you a piece of shit, Phil; it makes you an adult. Since it's the holiday season, however, and I know you lurk around here, I'll cut you a deal; 100$ bucks for one hour of your time in no holds barred anything goes interview. If you bail, no money. If you refuse to answer a question, no money.

What'll win here, Philthy? Your pride or your greed?
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I'll double this to $200 USD
 
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