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Lesbian Sleepover said:
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>Medical underpads

So he's telling us that he'll be pissing himself..

Edited to add: Holy shit a pack of 50 is only $20.. cheap fuck
https://jet.com/product/Disposable-Underpads-Pack-of-50/8feee9db3bcd4a8eb47e6085ea25fb87
 
In my experience, elective major surgeries are rarely scheduled for Fridays. That means the attending will have to come in over the weekend to see their patient. Surgeons do not like having to do that. I mean it is possible, but exceptionally uncommon.
 
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Posted on March 29, 2018
8 Weeks left until GRS Surgery

It really is getting closer and closer.

56 Days Left.

56 Days Left until I will be on the operating table and wake up the next day with a new vagina.

There are people out there who are actively working to harm me for what I seek to help me end my downstairs dysphoria.

And there are plenty of people who do support me and are actively aiding me for the surgery ahead.

Ask yourself, which side are you on?

Plenty of help is still needed with food, rent, physical therapy and rehabilitation post-surgery.

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Even Phil's biggest A-logs are spergy people employed.
Assuming Phil is being honest (he never is) the most angry haters are still paying his bills more than the tranny losers he hangs around also leeching off the dole.

It would be fun if you could force Phil to think, white cis hets pay his bills and the gross trannies he's social with are taking dollars out of his pocket so they too can be leeches.
 
Positron said:
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Well dumbass, maybe this should teach you not to spend money when you have none in your checking/savings account. This is not the banks fault. I'd love to see him call up customer service and demand they give the overdraft fee back, only for Phil to be told no, then be schooled on how a bank account works when you have no money in it. Of course, Phil will end up either saying we're paying his bank off, or they're a bunch of transmysoginists.
 
It's not 'stealing' when the charges were clearly stated when you signed up for the account, Phil. Don't spend money you don't have (on tattoos, perhaps). Everyone who's tight for money has made the mistake, 99.9% of people learn not to do it again. Most of those people don't take to begging on the internet to repay the fine, especially not for bullshit like gym fees*. There's a whole world out there, quite often referred to as 'God's gym'. 'Street fitness' is a thing, and yes, cool and empowered women do it. Learn parkour. Have fun outside. It's springtime. Go enjoy yourself.

*Like that money was ever for gym fees and not cheese and more tattoos.

Edit: Phil doing parkour is possibly the funniest thing I've imagined in weeks. Those massive boots and all those stupid chains, and this guy trying to kick a somersault off a kerb. :lol:
 
Oh well, so much for the gym program. But I’m sure everything else on that calendar will go ahead as planned.
 
A few days ago he begged for a $34.99 hoodie. Today the bank "robbed" him $36.
What is the chance that the numbers happen to be so close?

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Guy Smiley said:
Maybe I'm missing something because I live in a world where logic is a thing, but if Phil's bank charged him an overdraft fee, that means there was no money in the account. So 0 - 36 = -36. So how was Phil going to pay his gym membership with the $36 he doesn't have and apparently never had?
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Phil doesn't know or understand basic math. He also doesn't or cannot comprehend that $0=$0, not $36. I'm starting to think that slingblade pays Phil's rent and utilities when they're due, not Phil. Fucking idiot.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
It's not 'stealing' when the charges were clearly stated when you signed up for the account, Phil. Don't spend money you don't have (on tattoos, perhaps). Everyone who's tight for money has made the mistake, 99.9% of people learn not to do it again. Most of those people don't take to begging on the internet to repay the fine, especially not for bullshit like gym fees*. There's a whole world out there, quite often referred to as 'God's gym'. 'Street fitness' is a thing, and yes, cool and empowered women do it. Learn parkour. Have fun outside. It's springtime. Go enjoy yourself.

*Like that money was ever for gym fees and not cheese and more tattoos.

Edit: Phil doing parkour is possibly the funniest thing I've imagined in weeks. Those massive boots and all those stupid chains, and this guy trying to kick a somersault off a kerb. :lol:
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You know its funny because hes never bitched about overdraft fees before. He either gets them regularly and doesnt complain or he actually knows how to budget and forgot about some automatic payment. @Ravenor Do you remember what day he gets his cis bux? He cant have gotten it recently can he?

@MMX Where did he go to post his videos of him on the recumbent bike when he took his pretend bike ride to Israel? Ive never seen a gym with ceilings like those. Is it something at the apartment complex?

Positron said:
A few days ago he begged for a $34.99 hoodie. Today the bank "robbed" him $36.
What is the chance that the numbers happen to be so close?

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He got his septum removed too and was going to go for another tattoo on Thursday. This post happened on Wednesday so i guess he didnt get his tattoo. This goes to what i said above. Surely he didnt over budget this bad?
 
DragoonSierra said:
You know its funny because hes never bitched about overdraft fees before. He either gets them regularly and doesnt complain or he actually knows how to budget and forgot about some automatic payment. @Ravenor Do you remember what day he gets his cis bux? He cant have gotten it recently can he?
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Like OPL it's very early in the month normally the First Monday or something like that. Phil is payday Rich and weekday poor summed up in one very unappealing package.
 
Ravenor said:
Like OPL it's very early in the month normally the First Monday or something like that. Phil is payday Rich and weekday poor summed up in one very unappealing package.
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but did he actually overbudget or is he just lying for the hoodie? Or both?
 
DragoonSierra said:
but did he actually overbudget or is he just lying for the hoodie? Or both?
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Bit of both, Phil is always short at the end of the month because he spends money on stupid things and he impulse buys a lot of crap.
 
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