📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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So... I don't understand the math he's trying to present. If he had $134 taken out of his check that he wasn't expecting and was meant for rent, where did the other $216 he's short go? (I know it went to tattoos and cheese but for arguments sake.)
 
Rabbit Bones said:
So... I don't understand the math he's trying to present. If he had $134 taken out of his check that he wasn't expecting and was meant for rent, where did the other $216 he's short go? (I know it went to tattoos and cheese but for arguments sake.)
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Assuming he assumed he only need to beg for less
 
DragoonSierra said:
I heard the microwave was misgendering him constantly.

I hope it was one of those microwaves that had a potato button.
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I think most microwaves currently have the potatoe button. It would be hilarious if Phil thought the microwave was being a transmisogynist because of said button. He'd get triggered, make some retarded attention post on Facebook about it, then proceed to punch a hole into it with the end result having Phil either have a hand/arm full of glass, and/or a completely broken Spud hand.
 
Phil realizes that rice is a carb, right? I doubt he eats any of the stuff plain, either; dosing his veggies in ranch dressing or putting sugar/salt in his rice doesn't count as vegan.

Also I can get cucumbers at the local grocer for like 30 cents a piece. That's like 380 on Phil's budget...oh wait, that's right, he,has to shop at high end stores that charge through the ass for 'organic'.
 
On the one hand, at least he recognizes he should be losing weight for the surgery. On the other hand, you don't need to go vegan to lose weight Phil. Just keep working out and don't stuff your gullet with shit, and you'll be fine.
 
MasterDisaster said:
Phil realizes that rice is a carb, right? I doubt he eats any of the stuff plain, either; dosing his veggies in ranch dressing or putting sugar/salt in his rice doesn't count as vegan.

Also I can get cucumbers at the local grocer for like 30 cents a piece. That's like 380 on Phil's budget...oh wait, that's right, he,has to shop at high end stores that charge through the ass for 'organic'.
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His idea of 'vegan' is papa Murphy's pizza with no sauce/cheese and just veggies.
 
Also he was calling himself vegan just this summer so I guess he forgot he was already supposed to be doing it
 
JSGOTI said:
His idea of 'vegan' is papa Murphy's pizza with no sauce/cheese and just veggies.
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Your giving him way to much credit
Phil still eats meat so would have to cut that out before any of the vegan stuff.
 
MMX said:
Your giving him way to much credit
Phil still eats meat so would have to cut that out before any of the vegan stuff.
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2-3 times a week he gets this pizza

And slingblade gets all the meats, go figure.
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I love the food money begging, yet they get 4-6 large pizzas a week.
 
JSGOTI said:
View attachment 3539642-3 times a week he gets this pizza

And slingblade gets all the meats, go figure.
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I love the food money begging, yet they get 4-6 large pizzas a week.
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Let me preface this by saying I'm not disagreeing with you...but
Phil has been "vegan" for years now, he virtue signals and asks for advise and recipes but he never actually does anything.
At best he tried that pizza and thought "fuck ever having that again".

Phil been doing this for years and it never stuck, the lies just building steam again because his vagiplasty date is coming up.
 
Positron said:
If he wants to lose weight he should just starve himself, not to beg for fancy-pants "vegan" diet.
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Yes, but "vegan" allows him both to virtue signal and make demands of others. It's extra specialness points. Note that when he posted the photo of the pizza, he gave it a "vegan" hashtag so everyone could see what a good boy he was being.
 
Reading his latest requests for the next few months on the page just makes me want to grab his face and shout "Get a job" into it, I still don't get how he can entertain this "fierce independent woman" mindset when he doesn't earn any of his keep and how his page hasn't been shut down for inappropriate use of funds.
 
Too bad Oregon isn't part of the new 'get a job' medicaid system. If you don't meet certain criteria you'll be expected to get a job in order to keep getting your medicaid.

Also fifty miles of what? Walking? Shitting?

His math is just awful. Even if he walks fifty miles a week you're totally fucking it over if you eat a whole pizza three times a week.

...Bitch gets a whole pizza and two salads. That's like ordering a diet cock to go with your double quarter pounder.
 
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MasterDisaster said:
Too bad Oregon isn't part of the new 'get a job' medicaid system. If you don't meet certain criteria you'll be expected to get a job in order to keep getting your medicaid.

Also fifty miles of what? Walking? Shitting?

His math is just awful. Even if he walks fifty miles a week you're totally fucking it over if you eat a whole pizza three times a week.

...Bitch gets a whole pizza and two salads. That's like ordering a diet cock to go with your double quarter pounder.
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It was 50 miles on a recumbent bike in a day. Only stopping there because of 'safety issues' because Xochi got a flat tire while they were biking along the highway in Israel
 
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