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📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder
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You can. Food Stamps used to be way, way more strict about certain processes but lately it's boiled down to you can buy anything that requires actually cooking. Because Papa Murphy's is take and bake you can totally purchase it with Food Stamps because you still have to cook it. That's why someone with Food Stamps can walk into the local grocer and get a lobster or a fat ass steak. The only thing you still can't buy with Food Stamps is Liquor and Cigarettes and that's one of the biggest complaints from people with Food Stamps outside of not getting enough money each month...even though around here a single person on food stamps, no kids, can get nearly 350$ a month.
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Rice and lentils are cheap as hell you fat fuck. Youd know this if you actually ate like a poorfag.Via mobile forgive me
50 god damn dollars. Im gonna assume this is for two days. Even so this is a retarded way to spend your money if your poor as shit.
I didnt know cock came in diet.
Double quarter pounder? Does that equal a half ass pounding?
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And also good. Sometimes I'll make up an enormous batch of lentils and freeze them in single servings then eat them on and off for a month. Cheap as hell and delicious. It's not even hard to make them.
Phil is just a fucking moron in every respect. He's too dumb even to eat.
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Two salads each? Papa Murphy salads are fucking HUGE. One is easily two meals for me.
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But they're fat. Just like Donald Trump has two scoops, they have two salads. On top of their two pizzas.
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What a trivial thing to brag about. 50 miles is nothing on a bike for an adult human. Moreso on a stationary 'bent.
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Cheating on your diet after exercising by "pampering yourself" is a classic way to gain weight.
How many days did it take him to do it?
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One day.
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It's inflated, feel good numbers from gym equipment. Fatties tend to lose hope if they see their actual effort level, so the manufacturers stick with the lie.
His smugness is why they do it. Even stuff that should be accurate skews high. He failed to hit his goal anyway. I assume "safety" means getting called out for hogging the machine while only actually using it part of the time.
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I thought he was a true latinX, and would get some rice-and-beans. It's delicious, cheap, and would allow him to funnel more of his welfare on to ugly tattoos and weaponry.
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I honestly don't think he is capable of basic cooking, or even basic life skills for that matter...
And even if he could cook, I think he would consider it too much of a hassle for a beautiful trans latinx woman such as himself to cook and would still settle on fast food for the mirror convenience of it.
How much do you wanna bet that Phil doesn't even have a proper dish set and uses paper plates and plastic utensils instead?
Phil is a child in an adult male body... He only thinks about the present time and has very little foresight for what the future holds for him.. Basically he is to dumb to save any money for any of his other passions.
Tl;dr Phil is dumb and will never eat healthy because he is dumb.
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Phil has testicles; he just doesn't have balls.
He eats what all poor people eat: home-delivery pizza.
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You know, I don't think I'd mind Phil's constant lies so much if he wasn't so fucking inept at it. If you do not have a date for surgery, then you cannot count down the days until that surgery takes place. This is almost as dumb as his appointments at the Insert Business Name Here Clinic.
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Phil, if you pretend we are hostile towards you or think we are truly planning to be, why would you fucking disclose a date for us where you are the most vurnerable??? (I know the answer, it was a rhetorical question).