I'm just waiting for him to stab or cut the thing out of anger when, in an effort to look cool because he's playing make-believe commando at that moment, he hits the bag and it swings back and bops him on the nose.
I'm just waiting for him to stab or cut the thing out of anger when, in an effort to look cool because he's playing make-believe commando at that moment, he hits the bag and it swings back and bops him on the nose.
I can kind of see that happen; Phil goes to stab it and, because he has all the coordination of a wall-eyed autistic, the knife winds up skimming off to the side instead of sinking in to the target. Phil loses his balance and topples to the side and forwards into the wall, dropping his knife and causing him to cry and shit himself. The punching bag remains relatively unharmed from Phil's little knife fight and it's presence is a reminder to spud-boy that his fantasy of being a ninja, commie, tranny, whatever will always be just that. A fantasy.
I can kind of see that happen; Phil goes to stab it and, because he has all the coordination of a wall-eyed autistic, the knife winds up skimming off to the side instead of sinking in to the target. Phil loses his balance and topples to the side and forwards into the wall, dropping his knife and causing him to cry and shit himself. The punching bag remains relatively unharmed from Phil's little knife fight and it's presence is a reminder to spud-boy that his fantasy of being a ninja, commie, tranny, whatever will always be just that. A fantasy.
Financial Solidarity Needed (CW: Rape Abuse etc. etc.) I just got mauled by my punching bag. A Kiwi Agent must have been hiding in it but he was gone by the time I regained consiousness!
I can kind of see that happen; Phil goes to stab it and, because he has all the coordination of a wall-eyed autistic, the knife winds up skimming off to the side instead of sinking in to the target. Phil loses his balance and topples to the side and forwards into the wall, dropping his knife and causing him to cry and shit himself. The punching bag remains relatively unharmed from Phil's little knife fight and it's presence is a reminder to spud-boy that his fantasy of being a ninja, commie, tranny, whatever will always be just that. A fantasy.
With the kind of obnoxious mall store tier "super awesome" knives Phil likes to buy, I'm honestly more picturing him going at the bag with some blade that has a stupid hook or spikes on the grip, getting those lodged in the bag, and then getting stabbed because he's too out of shape to dodge when the (now armed) punching bag comes swinging back at him.
Give it a day or two. Punching-bag-san will be covered in autistic scribbles in tippex and pink tape, probably with a photo of Donald Trump taped on it too. It'll never get used, but it looks tough, rite?
Give it a day or two. Punching-bag-san will be covered in autistic scribbles in tippex and pink tape, probably with a photo of Donald Trump taped on it too. It'll never get used, but it looks tough, rite?
I don't know, it might get used. On the one hand, it can't fight back, so Phil won't be afraid of hitting it. On the other hand, it can't feel pain, so unlike other victims of his physical abuse, he won't get to feel like a big man about it.
I don't know, it might get used. On the one hand, it can't fight back, so Phil won't be afraid of hitting it. On the other hand, it can't feel pain, so unlike other victims of his physical abuse, he won't get to feel like a big man about it.
I wouldn't be surprised if Phil makes a post about how he hurt his hand punching the thing while "practicing sucker-punching nazis". When in reality he hurt his hand because he doesn't know how to actually throw a punch, or make a fist.
I wouldn't be surprised if Phil makes a post about how he hurt his hand punching the thing while "practicing sucker-punching nazis". When in reality he hurt his hand because he doesn't know how to actually throw a punch, or make a fist.
I wouldn't be surprised if Phil makes a post about how he hurt his hand punching the thing while "practicing sucker-punching nazis". When in reality he hurt his hand because he doesn't know how to actually throw a punch, or make a fist.
Couple new pics added to the Phil gallery and tubby himself shows up in the comments!
Isabel Araujo ·
Human Guinea Pig at Trans Lifeline Cycling Team
Just a reminder that any transmisogynist and racist comments in the comments section will be deleted.
Misgendering Transgender Women is an act of violence.
Like · Reply · 1 · Aug 14, 2017 6:00am
Leah Shane Dixon ·
Ordained Minister at Universal Life Church
Leave Isabel alone. If you don't wanna donate then don't, just stop fucking harassing her and misgendering her. Just go the fuck away.
Like · Reply · 1 · Aug 13, 2017 8:53pm
Marie Elizabeth
Isn't this the guy that kicked a woman out of a women's shelter?
Like · Reply · Aug 13, 2017 6:04pm
Bethy Annsa
It's time to delete your comment. Misgendering someone is an act of hostility that directly leads to violence. It's not ok.
Like · Reply · 2 · Aug 13, 2017 8:51pm
Misgendering is violence! Microaggressions! Transmisgony! Wah! Wah! If you think calling someone a "bad word" is in any way comparable to being punched, stabbed or fucking murdered, then you have led a very sheltered life. No wonder people are pissed at these special little snowflakes.
Wah! If you think calling someone a "bad word" is in any way comparable to being punched, stabbed or fucking murdered, then you have led a very sheltered life. No wonder people are pissed at these special little snowflakes.
