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All I can think of is him molesting the punching bag... You just know it's going to happen.
And then the punching bag will kick his ass and call him a fat pig.
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All I can think of is him molesting the punching bag... You just know it's going to happen.
Well, it is a dudebro item. It's not even pink!And then the punching bag will kick his ass and call him a fat pig.
And then the punching bag will kick his ass and call him a fat pig.
Just need to add a fedora and vape penWell, it is a dudebro item. It's not even pink!
Am I the only one that noticed those are all liquor bottles?He 'cold brews' it
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Well Slingblade contributes an inexhaustible supply of those.Am I the only one that noticed those are all liquor bottles?
I'm just waiting for him to stab or cut the thing out of anger when, in an effort to look cool because he's playing make-believe commando at that moment, he hits the bag and it swings back and bops him on the nose.All I can think of is him molesting the punching bag... You just know it's going to happen.
I hope it somehow disarms him and gets the upper hand.I'm just waiting for him to stab or cut the thing out of anger when, in an effort to look cool because he's playing make-believe commando at that moment, he hits the bag and it swings back and bops him on the nose.
I can kind of see that happen; Phil goes to stab it and, because he has all the coordination of a wall-eyed autistic, the knife winds up skimming off to the side instead of sinking in to the target. Phil loses his balance and topples to the side and forwards into the wall, dropping his knife and causing him to cry and shit himself. The punching bag remains relatively unharmed from Phil's little knife fight and it's presence is a reminder to spud-boy that his fantasy of being a ninja, commie, tranny, whatever will always be just that. A fantasy.I hope it somehow disarms him and gets the upper hand.
Financial Solidarity Needed (CW: Rape Abuse etc. etc.) I just got mauled by my punching bag. A Kiwi Agent must have been hiding in it but he was gone by the time I regained consiousness!I can kind of see that happen; Phil goes to stab it and, because he has all the coordination of a wall-eyed autistic, the knife winds up skimming off to the side instead of sinking in to the target. Phil loses his balance and topples to the side and forwards into the wall, dropping his knife and causing him to cry and shit himself. The punching bag remains relatively unharmed from Phil's little knife fight and it's presence is a reminder to spud-boy that his fantasy of being a ninja, commie, tranny, whatever will always be just that. A fantasy.
I can kind of see that happen; Phil goes to stab it and, because he has all the coordination of a wall-eyed autistic, the knife winds up skimming off to the side instead of sinking in to the target. Phil loses his balance and topples to the side and forwards into the wall, dropping his knife and causing him to cry and shit himself. The punching bag remains relatively unharmed from Phil's little knife fight and it's presence is a reminder to spud-boy that his fantasy of being a ninja, commie, tranny, whatever will always be just that. A fantasy.
I don't know, it might get used. On the one hand, it can't fight back, so Phil won't be afraid of hitting it. On the other hand, it can't feel pain, so unlike other victims of his physical abuse, he won't get to feel like a big man about it.Give it a day or two. Punching-bag-san will be covered in autistic scribbles in tippex and pink tape, probably with a photo of Donald Trump taped on it too. It'll never get used, but it looks tough, rite?
I wouldn't be surprised if Phil makes a post about how he hurt his hand punching the thing while "practicing sucker-punching nazis". When in reality he hurt his hand because he doesn't know how to actually throw a punch, or make a fist.I don't know, it might get used. On the one hand, it can't fight back, so Phil won't be afraid of hitting it. On the other hand, it can't feel pain, so unlike other victims of his physical abuse, he won't get to feel like a big man about it.
Or from wanking too much over his violence fantasies.I wouldn't be surprised if Phil makes a post about how he hurt his hand punching the thing while "practicing sucker-punching nazis". When in reality he hurt his hand because he doesn't know how to actually throw a punch, or make a fist.
"The thumb goes inside the fist right?"I wouldn't be surprised if Phil makes a post about how he hurt his hand punching the thing while "practicing sucker-punching nazis". When in reality he hurt his hand because he doesn't know how to actually throw a punch, or make a fist.
Daily reminder that it is okay whenever Phil does any of those things.Wah! If you think calling someone a "bad word" is in any way comparable to being punched, stabbed or fucking murdered, then you have led a very sheltered life. No wonder people are pissed at these special little snowflakes.