📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Positron said:
If that's the case he'd gloat on facebook.
I think it's just because his small brain can't hold too many things at once.
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Actually it's because Phil cycles his lies. When one lie starts being put under too much scrutiny he'll abandon it and replace it with a more plausible lie only to re use the old lie later on after everyone has forgotten about it. It's one of the very few smart things Phil does.
 
Ruin said:
Actually it's because Phil cycles his lies. When one lie starts being put under too much scrutiny he'll abandon it and replace it with a more plausible lie only to re use the old lie later on after everyone has forgotten about it. It's one of the very few smart things Phil does.
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It would be smarter to just come up with better lies.
 
Mogambo said:
He's a massive coward and only wants oppression points, not genuine connections with other human beings.
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He's a coward, sure, but I do think Phil does want real-life friends around, otherwise he wouldn't have taken in Jonathan. It's just that he's too selfish and toxic to be around with that anyone who tries being an IRL friend to him eventually keeps their distance and is happy to just interact with him through the internet. My two cents, of course. True and honest Philologists would have better info.
 
Qi Meng Dealer said:
He's a coward, sure, but I do think Phil does want real-life friends around, otherwise he wouldn't have taken in Jonathan. It's just that he's too selfish and toxic to be around with that anyone who tries being an IRL friend to him eventually keeps their distance and is happy to just interact with him through the internet. My two cents, of course. True and honest Philologists would have better info.
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Phil's apartment is attraction sign 2.0
He's already started to use it to draw in Greta for a visit, I think behind the scenes passover was a plan to invite certain people over and I expect to see more in future like the manual labour ruse. Expect Phil birthday party and some anti American 4th of July.

The problem Phil faces is inviting people in exposes his lies......and his lifestyle.
I suppose the fact that he knows he's repellent as fuck and that even his best asspatters like Robin will only meet him in public spaces (for reasons....) stops him from reaching out more.
 
MMX said:
Phil's apartment is attraction sign 2.0
He's already started to use it to draw in Greta for a visit, I think behind the scenes passover was a plan to invite certain people over and I expect to see more in future like the manual labour ruse. Expect Phil birthday party and some anti American 4th of July.

The problem Phil faces is inviting people in exposes his lies......and his lifestyle.
I suppose the fact that he knows he's repellent as fuck and that even his best asspatters like Robin will only meet him in public spaces (for reasons....) stops him from reaching out more.
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He keeps getting replies to his YouCaring saying "I would give, but I'm homeless," yet we never see him inviting them in for a few nights. I get that technically he probably doesn't have anywhere for them to sleep, given that he's been kicked out of his own room, but I'm surprised no one's said "Wait a minute..."
 
Tragi-Chan said:
He keeps getting replies to his YouCaring saying "I would give, but I'm homeless," yet we never see him inviting them in for a few nights. I get that technically he probably doesn't have anywhere for them to sleep, given that he's been kicked out of his own room, but I'm surprised no one's said "Wait a minute..."
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Because homeless people have no value to Phil. They can't give him nice things or have nice toys he can play with.
Real homeless people are icky...which is why Phil got them moved on from where ever he was sleeping. Phil wants people of "value" he can mooch off or get real meat space asspats from.....or maybe just someone to shield him from Toren's nightly drunken tirades.

Keep in mind that a lot of Phils homeless friends (moon man as an example) aren't actually homeless it's all part of a persona. A lot of these fuck's share a rental or still live at home with parents.
 
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So how long till Phil pulls an OPL and tries to hawks some of his items of fail.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
So how long till Phil pulls an OPL and tries to hawks some of his items of fail.
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The only thing Phil has of any potential value is the bike and its accessories. The closest thing he has to a relic of fail is the Die Cis Scum vest and that's probably as much of a biohazard as the $12,000 'Classic'.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
So how long till Phil pulls an OPL and tries to hawks some of his items of fail.
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Phil's way too greedy and selfish to ever sell anything of his. Remember, this is the guy who would make almost weekly trips from Oregon to CA to pick up worthless junk and old, shitty clothing from a storage locker for months.
 
Erubetie said:
Phil's way too greedy and selfish to ever sell anything of his. Remember, this is the guy who would make almost weekly trips from Oregon to CA to pick up worthless junk and old, shitty clothing from a storage locker for months.
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Did he ever FINISH the exodus come to think of it?
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
So how long till Phil pulls an OPL and tries to hawks some of his items of fail.
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Chris has this tendency to turn himself into a living cartoon character, creating easily-identifiable looks for himself and surrounding himself with distinctive and familiar objects. The Classic, the Sanic Totem and the medallions all had some worth because they were items instantly identifiable with Chris.

Phil is almost the opposite. He keeps changing his identity, stealing his look from whatever subculture he's latched on to. He'll adopt a concept for a week or two, then drop it in favour of something else. There's nothing that's uniquely him, he's just a messy conglomeration of bad ideas.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Chris has this tendency to turn himself into a living cartoon character, creating easily-identifiable looks for himself and surrounding himself with distinctive and familiar objects. The Classic, the Sanic Totem and the medallions all had some worth because they were items instantly identifiable with Chris.

Phil is almost the opposite. He keeps changing his identity, stealing his look from whatever subculture he's latched on to. He'll adopt a concept for a week or two, then drop it in favour of something else. There's nothing that's uniquely him, he's just a messy conglomeration of bad ideas.
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Phil's wiki needs a "Timeline of Appropriations" graph. Only the most autistic followers of this tumor on social welfare's ass can keep track of them all.
 
Well, thanks for making my next joint taste all the sweeter, Philthy. The entitlement is getting straight up outlandish at this point. Hey queers! If you're able to scrounge some change to buy something that might make your day a bit better, obviously you have enough to give to the tard bragging about his tattoo appointment.

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I love how vague he keeps being about the trip when it's a gimme gimme gimme post, but he's more than happy to show off his fucking dreadful sketches for the tattoo and the useless shit he buys in almost every other post.
 
I like how he says "doesn't drive" like it was his own conscious decision instead of him being too exceptional to pass the written test for his learner's permit.
 
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