📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Triggered Fivehead said:
This is how the Potato fights capitalism.

By buying useless junk.
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It's like fans of a show demonstrating their fandom by buying all the merch, no matter how stupid or crappy it is. He thinks covering everything in stickers and wearing "ARM TRANS" T-shirts will show what a good activist he is.

Actually, it's worse than the fans of a show, in that the creators of a show will get some of the proceeds of sales. It's not like there's some Communism/transgender/analchest central authority that will get a cut whenever someone from Cafepress makes a sale.

Ruin said:
It blows my mind there are enough cucks out there to continue paying his rent month after month. Even a brief glance at a picture of Phil is enough to tell that he's not a good or honest person.
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As with a lot of stuff about Phil, I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, it's really shitty to take advantage of a generous person who just wants to help those in need. On the other, Phil is an amateur-level grifter at best, and you don't have to look hard to see that he does not deserve that money, so it's pretty dumb to keep giving.

AnOminous said:
His dick. And balls.
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I mean, I can see how someone might mistake his dick for a clitoris.
 
Flame the Sunbird said:
Not sure but he posted that he was drawing this as a chest piece back in December on his Tumblr. He's probably got a backlog of scribbles at this point though.

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Nature and environmentalist themes go real well with wrenches and hammers (or whatever that is), Phil
 
Tragi-Chan said:
It's like fans of a show demonstrating their fandom by buying all the merch, no matter how stupid or crappy it is. He thinks covering everything in stickers and wearing "ARM TRANS" T-shirts will show what a good activist he is.

Actually, it's worse than the fans of a show, in that the creators of a show will get some of the proceeds of sales. It's not like there's some Communism/transgender/analchest central authority that will get a cut whenever someone from Cafepress makes a sale.
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I've actually mentioned this before, but t-shirts, stickers and tattoos are an integral part of Phil's identity (or rather, perhaps, the persona that he wants to convey at any given moment). Remember how everyone says he's kind of stuck being a rebellious little teenage edgelord? Well he hasn't learned to differentiate himself from the media he consumes. He's a communist so he has to wear a shirt that says he is, otherwise nobody would know. Same with his tats. He needs bicycle tattoos to show he's into bicycles, and not just one, but a dozen, just in case you forget. It's really not all that different from the guy in high school who constantly wore Aerosmith or Iron Maiden shirts (except that they would have had better taste in music than Phil; okay THAT was alogging, but my point stands).

As with a lot of stuff about Phil, I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, it's really shitty to take advantage of a generous person who just wants to help those in need. On the other, Phil is an amateur-level grifter at best, and you don't have to look hard to see that he does not deserve that money, so it's pretty dumb to keep giving.
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I feel a little pity for some of the people sucked into Phil's world, but not much. Most of them are troons themselves. If they really want to give money to gay and trans causes, there are plenty of legitimate charities out there. But then they couldn't virtual signal, and that's really what this is about. It's about being seen, it's about getting special snowflake pronouns, it's about getting asspats.

Seriously, I'm all for gay rights, but I think it's absurd that shit like rainbow flag baseball bats fucking exist!

DragoonSierra said:
Nature and environmentalist themes go real well with wrenches and hammers (or whatever that is), Phil
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Actually I think it's supposed to be some sort of tomahawk. Way to appropriate Native American culture you racist cishet shitlord!
 
DT.Miller said:
Early next month in Oakland... Spuds hittin the road again.
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I know he has one planned for May.
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"New filler tattoo for my left arm (inside elbow joint) - scheduled for 4 May 2017 with Tattoo 13 in Oakland
#ufw #huelgabird #bandera #flag #australatina #rha #aztlán #aztlanlibre"
 
Mogambo said:
Actually I think it's supposed to be some sort of tomahawk. Way to appropriate Native American culture you racist cishet shitlord!
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Werent Tomahawks invented by northern Native Americans? And hes combining this with a calavera which is the centerpiece? Pine trees, mountains, and the symbol of the antichrist on a religious symbol. Almost none of these go together and combining the calavera with the symbol of the antichrist would piss off a lot of Latinos.

What is up with the hair and the swiss cheese headband?

DT.Miller said:
That's interesting in the past he's mentioned another date for his rent being due, methinks something else is afoot.
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Isnt that the day the tard bucks come in?
 
JSGOTI said:
I know he has one planned for May.
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"New filler tattoo for my left arm (inside elbow joint) - scheduled for 4 May 2017 with Tattoo 13 in Oakland
#ufw #huelgabird #bandera #flag #australatina #rha #aztlán #aztlanlibre"
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So now he's appropriating the United Farm Workers flag too? The irony of a man who's never worked a day in his life permanently etching their symbol on his body is just... priceless. It's also used by some Norteños too, and I'm sure Phil would fit right in with that crowd.

DragoonSierra said:
Werent Tomahawks invented by northern Native Americans?
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Tomahawks specifically were an Eastern Woodlands thing. Of course, just about every culture on earth has figured out how to make stone clubs and/or axes at one point, so I suppose we could give Phil that. It's still a white kid getting a tattoo of another culture, which normally sets SJWs off.
 
In a rare moment of foresight, Phil started e-begging for April.

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Use a broom. It is much cheaper and fits your "bruja" image better.
 
What's he planning to travel for in May? Someone should remind him about his bf's car.

"money for that please"

Holy fucking shit, might as well post your grocery list, Phil.
 
nhocgreen said:
What's he planning to travel for in May? Someone should remind him about his bf's car.
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Or his bike.

"money for that please"

Holy fucking shit, might as well post your grocery list, Phil.
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If he actually did a weekly shop, I reckon he would.
I note that he's started saying "please," yet somehow he's still found a way to make himself look entitled.
 
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