📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

[Tront Rozner]

What part of him does he think is femme?

Everything, unfortunately.

 

[AnOminous]

What part of him does he think is femme?

His dick. And balls.

 

[An Ghost]

Dumbass Shelley Kruckeberg wasted her tax return on Phil and is now broke herself. Phil still tries to guilt her into sharing.

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"THANK YOU" are the words you're looking for Phil. Shelly gave you a LOT of money. Just say thanks for once.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Maiden]

"I have not eaten today"

I dunno, I think he could stand to skip a meal... or ten...

 

[Bustcakes]

Why am I reminded of that SpongeBob episode where Patrick declares that he's going to starve, followed by a panning shot of his massive gut?

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

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Just five days left to go until his next Tugboat, but Spuddy has already planned to blow it all on his next "tard-ttoo".

Hurry up and shovel to him all your moniez, CIS people. Because reasons.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

When do the youcucks stop and say " apartment full of stuff. Houselessness recovered. "

 

[ON 190]

When do the youcucks stop and say " apartment full of stuff. Houselessness recovered. "

Never.

 

[Mogambo]

Just five days left to go until his next Tugboat, but Spuddy has already planned to blow it all on his next "tard-ttoo".

Hurry up and shovel to him all your moniez, CIS people. Because reasons.

What do you think his next tattoo is going to be? Yet another dumb bicycle related thing? He's already got a dozen or so, and still doesn't know how to ride one. Hell, he literally bought a fucking bike, and it's just a toy for him. A needlessly expensive toy at that.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

What do you think his next tattoo is going to be? Yet another dumb bicycle related thing? He's already got a dozen or so, and still doesn't know how to ride one. Hell, he literally bought a fucking bike, and it's just a toy for him. A needlessly expensive toy at that.

Not sure but he posted that he was drawing this as a chest piece back in December on his Tumblr. He's probably got a backlog of scribbles at this point though.

 

[Mogambo]

Not sure but he posted that he was drawing this as a chest piece back in December on his Tumblr. He's probably got a backlog of scribbles at this point though.

Oh God, I'd forgotten about that. It looks like something a bored high school aged boy would sketch on the back of his notebook in the 90s so of course Phil wants to get it permanently etched on his body. The wrench is a nice touch, especially as Phil is anti-civilization and all.

 

[Ravenor]

It looks like something a bored high school aged boy would sketch on the back of his notebook in the 90s

So basically Phil then, that's when his mental development stalled.

 

[vittek]

I feel sorry for the cleaning crew that has to fix the apartement after he gets the boot. He's been in there for only a few months but the place looks totally fucked up.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I feel sorry for the cleaning crew that has to fix the apartement after he gets the boot. He's been in there for only a few months but the place looks totally fucked up.

I would not put it past him to make it even worse out of spite when he eventually gets his notice to vacate.

 

[Coldgrip]

I would not put it past him to make it even worse out of spite when he eventually gets his notice to vacate.

As well as make several facebook posts about it, bragging that he's "sticking it to the man" by making the place even more filthy.

 

[Hellfire]

I also have need for food money. Very hungry. Meow

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

^^ I thought his last post said he had shit covered ? But also needed money. Now we are short rent money again. I have a sneaking Valimirian suspicion where the cash went.

 

[Tront Rozner]

I like the #femmecrowdfund hashtag. It's so ironic.

 

[Positron]

Catch a rat if you're hungry. Wooooof!