📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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I could see this. They give him shit loads of cis bux while Phil whips them and makes them lick his boots. Then they apologize for being white and male.

I feel like if he were to advertise he could actually make SOME amount of cash, not the hundreds he claims but there are people who drop money on people like Phil, but I have no idea about the exact legality of it where Phil lives and he may be afraid of johnny law.
 
Maybe we should help Phil out and make an advert for him. I mean, after all, we have plenty of flattering pictures to work with, plus we know his phone number. What else do we need? Some sort of rambling SJW word salad about cishet oppression?
I cant wait until Toren finds it.
 
He has been spamming this quite often, this one today has the stupid hashtags added after it.

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He's also doing the "it's Friday so I know you faggots have money, give it to me!!!!" thing again.

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What does he mean, "people who have more social capital than me?" Is this his way of saying, "people who haven't alienated all their friends?"
 
What does he mean, "people who have more social capital than me?" Is this his way of saying, "people who haven't alienated all their friends?"

That's exactly what it means. He uses it instead of saying people more popular.
 
Where's DStecks when you need him. Can we commission a Phil Comic? Someone show him an Etsy...

Oddly he's done a zeen in the past - I want to get my hands on a copy of it just to see why he thinks men take up so much space on the roads and what he wants people to do about it.
 
Oddly he's done a zeen in the past - I want to get my hands on a copy of it just to see why he thinks men take up so much space on the roads and what he wants people to do about it.

He tried to have a second one done, but markle wasn't having any of it, as no one bought the first one. It's supposedly in some communist library in Portland or Oakland .
 
I feel like if he were to advertise he could actually make SOME amount of cash, not the hundreds he claims but there are people who drop money on people like Phil

Eh, between his personality and hygiene I think he'd alienate even the sorts of people who actually are into that sort of thing, but it's kind of a moot point as he would be too scared to do it anyway.

What does he mean, "people who have more social capital than me?" Is this his way of saying, "people who haven't alienated all their friends?"

Yes, I think it's another SJW neologism, but it makes Phil feel more adult and sophisticated because saying "people are more popular than me" is too childish even for him. The reasons why other people are more popular, of course, completely elude him. What's really interesting, and kind of sad, is that Phil would at least reach more people if he tried to be normal instead of trying to be an edgelord who impresses the most extreme weirdos in the SJW movement. Sure, he probably couldn't mooch off normal people as much, but he'd probably find people who could tolerate and humor him in small doses if he gave up getting shifty tattoos and buying trans flag baseball bats. But as is? He spergs on in buzzwords that most of us don't even understand. I'll guarantee your average person has no idea what things like 'cishet' and 'non-binary' mean. Then again, neither does Phil.

Oddly he's done a zeen in the past - I want to get my hands on a copy of it just to see why he thinks men take up so much space on the roads and what he wants people to do about it.

As would I, though at the risk of alogging here, I'd be a bit disgusted to handle anything he ever touchced. Anyway, I believe his belief that men 'take up the road' comes from his very literal, black-and-white thinking combined with his bicycle fetish. Phil tends to divide the world into a weird sort of dualism. For him, bicycles are associated with women, PoCs, communism and gays and trannies. Part of it comes from the fact that he latched onto the whole 'dykes with bikes' bullshit, and partly because he associates bicycles with Communist China. The fact that Chinese are buying cars in HUUUGE numbers, or that women drive cars (and, conversely, that there are male bicyclists,even if many of them are trendy hipster douches) is completely lost on him.
 
Oddly he's done a zeen in the past - I want to get my hands on a copy of it just to see why he thinks men take up so much space on the roads and what he wants people to do about it.

Didn't he "contribute" to some anarcofag mag that John Langley had something to do with.
I think he drew some covers I doubt were used and claimed to have written a piece which I also doubt was used.
 
It's supposedly in some communist library in Portland or Oakland .
That last bit is news to me, can any Portland Kiwi's that know about this do a little bit of fieldwork for the archive?

Didn't he "contribute" to some anarcofag mag that John Langley had something to do with.
I think he drew some covers I doubt were used and claimed to have written a piece which I also doubt was used.

Yea they took them off him but nothing ended up in print, it was essentially "WOW PHIL THAT'S GREAT I'M PUTTING IT UP RIGHT ON THE FRIDGE",
 
He just got another $70! So that's $90 of the $170-180 he claims to need with (I'm assuming) six days left before rent is due. Looks like the spudcave may be safe for another month.

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It's an anonymous donator so it could be Phil or Slingblade seeding the pot.

Most likely and it's most likely going to be Phil doing the seeding Torren doesn't like spending money on anything that isn't directly going to make him happy, and the things that make him happy is Delivery fast food and copious amounts of Nail Polish Remover Vodka.
 
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