📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

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Tragi-Chan said:
"Have you voted to give me money? Because give me money!" I don't know why Phil keeps posting his face as a profile picture, his outstretched palm would be a far more representative image.
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I think that photo was shopped to death, fat chin is way too big to reveal a sem-feminine jawline.
 
Piggy needs large bottle of body spray

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To be fair, everything he gets is crowd funded.
Tax payers are a large crowd.
 
So he's getting a regular crowbar, instead of one painted with garish gay colors?
 
I'm sure it's completely coincidental all of these things are either shaped like giant dildos or he could at least shove the handle up his ass.
 
That's some ghostwritten bullshit. Let us count the signs:

1. Focuses on "improvement", even "return to the workforce", because people are more inclined to help those who help themselves. Phil cannot have such an insight because, as a terminal autistic, he has zero idea as to what motivates other people.

2. Mentions the wish to get out of the tugboat, a sign that the writer is aware that welfare queens are generally looked down upon, and are not the patriarchy-smashing, anti-establishment heroes in Phil's imagination.

3. Mentions normal aspirations and interests, interests that the potential audience may well share. Many people love to take photos; only Phil loves to collect pastel-colored baseball bats and movie knife knockoffs.

4. Not a note on his customary bizarro expenses: the shuttling between States; the infamous storage unit; the growing pile of worthless weapons, and the million surgeries he said are in the pipeline. The writer knows these will be questioned.

5. Most importantly, not a word on Kiwi Farms, Gamergate, etc. Because no one fucking cares. Mentioning these just make you sound paranoid and unhinged -- hardly someone the workforce wants.

6. Finally, an abundance of what I call 'Apple words': innovate, ideas, create, envision. These words aren't significant in isolation, but when many of them come in a short span -- the phrase 'innovate and create' appeared twice -- you can be sure that the writer is projecting an image that is young, enthusiastic, smart, and 'at it'. The mysterious writer is trying to sell Phil as an iPad!

In summary -- this message is deliberately designed to pull the heartstrings, it paints Phil as "just like you but down on luck, but if you give him money he'd have far to go". It shows too much awareness to its potential audience; it fails the Phil Test.

The next question is, of course, who the ghostwriter is.
 
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That's at least a BETTER profile picture for the YouCaring. The first one made him look smug and obnoxious. This one just makes him look like a sped, which might bring him more sympathy.
 
Positron said:
The next question is, of course, who the ghostwriter is.
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Doesnt slingblade have a history of scam funding and exploiting the tranny community.
Supposedly hes turned phil into a guest in his own home so to me atleast it was just a matter of time until he took over phil ebegging.
 
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