Phil Phaces Phinancial Phears - In which our protagonist seems to have a consistent thought on his mind.

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What are the chances he blames Kiwi agents for at least part of it when he gets inspected and starts panicking? There's no way he doesn't get chastised by management during the process itself, and this nigga does not handle criticism well. How crazy would he seem to the landlord if he starts going on about flightless birds hunting him throughout the city?

And honestly I was wondering the same thing about that person who went off on him a bit, at least as much as these sad fucks can manage without a working backbone. The cracks are really starting to show among his ass-patters, things are gonna get real neat coming up soon most likely.
 
Ha! Finally, something Philthy can't bullshit his way out of! I've been wondering just how he didn't get cut off after his tard review some months back, but unless a miracle happens for him he's going to get proverbially slapped hard for the condition of his unit.

I also think this might be the point where Torren splits, since that asshole is going to want to avoid the repercussions of whatever is coming Phil's way given they're 'supposedly' helping with rent.

ToroidalBoat said:
Dare I ask what kind of noise?
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[squeaking intensifies]
 
Watching spudboy squirm, especially when others point out he isn't the specialist snowflake anymore and his problems are run-of-the-mill tranny problems, is absolutely delicious.

I really hope all his "friends" happen to collectively have fibro flare ups and Phil ends up having to pick up his own trash by himself like some kind of an adult or something.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
Watching spudboy squirm, especially when others point out he isn't the specialist snowflake anymore and his problems are run-of-the-mill tranny problems, is absolutely delicious.

I really hope all his "friends" happen to collectively have fibro flare ups and Phil ends up having to pick up his own trash by himself like some kind of an adult or something.
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Nah Phil will just dial it up to 13 and claim to have a brain tumor or some shit. I love that he tatted himself up over the years it cemented him into this dead end life style and he can't just shift to something new. Tatters has reached his final potato patch.
 
PHUCKING. PHINALLY.

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Holy shit. So glad to see someone in his asspat circle calling him out for being such a shitlord. Unfortunately the irony of this will be completely lost on him, I'm sure.

Stay classy, Phil. You're triggering your asspatters now with your posts. Blaming your (impending) suicide on people you only know online because they don't "like" or "repost" your shit is a special kind of internet cancer.

Die in a fire, you disgusting creature.
 
It just amazes me that 2 men, with no animals could fuck an apartment up so badly in less than a year that they are danger of being evicted. Ya know if I was phil, I'd wait till torren was really drunk and mean and record it. Nothing would make people abandon him and kiss Phil's ass like proof of abuse.
 
nhocgreen said:
I'm getting hard over the image of Phil pouring gasoline all over a burning bridge.

What will happend when he's kicked out? IIRC one of his friends lives out of a van? Will he join them? What will happend to the bike? So many good things to come...
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Phil is a gasoline elemental.
 
I love that his icon literally says "Give Me Your Money" with dollar signs.

Also, isn't Phil so evil he kicked the devil out of hell? Wasn't that one of his edgy claims? He should just live there. Phil should live in hell.
 
If he's panicking can Canada expect another immanent attack from Autismland now?
 
The money thing I'm not concerned about. It's the end of the month. He hasn't had a donation in 2 weeks. He just had a trip. That's typical. Gets his tard check in a week and that's it.
The inspection I'm excited for. Hope we hear about it as soon as it happens.
 
auroraboreanaz said:
There's no way he doesn't get chastised by management during the process itself, and this nigga does not handle criticism well.
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Nah, for all his posturing Phil knows when to shut up like a good little sped when the adults are talking. He might mumble something under his breath when they're out of earshot and will certainly make a facebook post blaming kiwis, whites, men, women, gays, Trump, his father, his mother, and his headmates but I don't think he'd have a tardfit while they were inspecting the apartment.

I think he wouldn't anyways, I could very well be wrong and have underestimated how stressed out about this he is.

Either way, I look forwards to the results.
 
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