Culture Penn Jillette child rape accusation - fuck only knows if this is legitimate

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I have seen this shared a couple of times today, the Facebook timeline is open and the OP seems cool with it.. so I left the name unredacted.

This raises all sorts of questions, not least why has this been public on Facebook for 48 hours and there is absolutely no comment anywhere else?

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Jillettegate is real!
http://www.etonline.com/news/194302...ures_potato_diet_making_100_pounds_disappear/
The hard stuff on a diet is supposed to be dealing with the cravings and mustering the willpower to pass up all the foods you love. I had pizza in Brooklyn with Lou Reed, and I remember that night and that pizza and now the same pizza is available in Vegas. But I don't need the pizza for the memory. The fabulous chef Jet Tila taught me to cook the best steak I've ever eaten, and I cooked a version on TV and the judges agreed it was the best steak ever, and now I know how to do it and how good it is, and I live in Vegas, the land of good steaks, but it’s still not hard to resist.
stuff = cock
diet = debauchery
food = sex slave
chef = pimp
steak = little girl
How deep does this rabbit hole go?!
 
This whole thing smells like bullshit. As other have pointed out, why tell this on Facebook instead of going to the police. I believe that Penn is innocent.
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(if I am wrong, I will eat my hat)
 
This whole thing smells like bullshit. As other have pointed out, why tell this on Facebook instead of going to the police. I believe that Penn is innocent.
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(if I am wrong, I will eat my hat)
Are you sure you want to make that commitment?
 
Maybe if Penn and his lawyer are hanging around these parts, they can teach us how to make hats magically disappear.
 
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