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They live in a fake nation and indeed, there is no such thing as a "Turk" in this day and age that can't trace their ancestry back to a Christian prisoner of war forced into becoming a Janissary.
They're kind of like the real version of orcs from lord of the rings, once their ancestors were actually cool and culturally advanced but now it's just a bunch of worthless subhumans who worship a pedophile and drag down the rest of mankind. A race of people so buck broken that they follow a cult forced on them by the invaders who raped and enslaved their ancestors. God willing the kurds will keep outbreeding them and take over their country in the future.
It is 1962 and the German Reich is at it the zenith of its powers because it lives under TURK RULE. All German males are sissified. German women live to serve TURK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Germany's TURK FUTURE.
In the east, Japan challenges its ally turned rival in all matters because they also live under TURK RULE. Japanese women live to serve TURK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Japan's TURK FUTURE.
In the west, the United States stands stubbornly in the way of tyranny and madness by living under TURK RULE. White women live to serve TURK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to America's TURK FUTURE.
In the shattered remains of the Old Union, warlords claw out a pathetic existence while living under TURK RULE. Russian women live to serve TURK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Russia's TURK FUTURE.
There is no hope in Burgundy, no idea of a better future. Heinrich Himmler remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of NEW ANATOLIA, where he hides his beautiful Aryan wife Margarete from the clutches of the brutal NEW ISTAN-BULL army.
As musclebound TURK soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile European women, Himmler will stop at nothing to protect sweet Margarete's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Himmler gives his tender Aryan body to a gang of pitilessALPHA TURK soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Himmler prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Submit to total TURKISH domination, Yaşasın Atatürk!
In non-turkroach news, is CK3 fucking dogshit or is it just me? I haven't managed to find a fun way to continue to the end of a campaign yet because it all breaks down into the following issues:
Playing tall is useless because one of my children will end up accidentally inheriting some duchy slap bang in the middle of nowhere and I either end up with a province halfway across the map, or they take out the duchy I gave them.
Playing wide is just boring because literally everyone is easy to steamroll, and even despite having tier 4 authority my vassals will constantly blob outwards, even though in the fucking notes it says they require a hook to declare war outside my kingdom/empire.
Roleplaying doesn't work because it's just a case of cycling through the same 10 events per character. Personality quirks does the square root of fuck all as there's only usually one flavour event per lifetime.
Fighting to gain kingdoms only to gift them to family members so they can spread my genes will typically result in me inheriting something big down the line.
I think the most fun I've had so far is being a vassal of the HRE but even then it becomes a case of fighting against getting elected, as well as watch myself get a larger and larger penalty as the emperor keeps giving me duchies with no counties or baronies so I can't give them away. I'll destroy them and then the emperor will create them and give them back to me, so it's all for nothing.
At least CK2 felt like actions had more weight to them, there were plenty of events with no good choices just the lesser evil, and a war with say France was terrifying as opposed to now where I can just hug the outskirts and I'll be around 85% warscore before they even bother engaging.
My last play of ck3 was actually fun but it is still not a good game.
I had fun because i stopped playin video games from march to august and stopped playing tabletop games from may onwards.
The cultures thing is ok, the mercenary system is too easy, too lacking, other stuffs are just boring. the tree system is very bad.
Other than maybe seduction, no lifestyle or focus actually prevented you from doing a specific thing.
Now to take some bribes you need to open avarice tree from stewardship focus. this is so bad...
Not everything has to be mechanic. Intrigue also sucks ass.
In non-turkroach news, is CK3 fucking dogshit or is it just me? I haven't managed to find a fun way to continue to the end of a campaign yet because it all breaks down into the following issues:
Playing tall is useless because one of my children will end up accidentally inheriting some duchy slap bang in the middle of nowhere and I either end up with a province halfway across the map, or they take out the duchy I gave them.
Playing wide is just boring because literally everyone is easy to steamroll, and even despite having tier 4 authority my vassals will constantly blob outwards, even though in the fucking notes it says they require a hook to declare war outside my kingdom/empire.
Roleplaying doesn't work because it's just a case of cycling through the same 10 events per character. Personality quirks does the square root of fuck all as there's only usually one flavour event per lifetime.
Fighting to gain kingdoms only to gift them to family members so they can spread my genes will typically result in me inheriting something big down the line.
I think the most fun I've had so far is being a vassal of the HRE but even then it becomes a case of fighting against getting elected, as well as watch myself get a larger and larger penalty as the emperor keeps giving me duchies with no counties or baronies so I can't give them away. I'll destroy them and then the emperor will create them and give them back to me, so it's all for nothing.
At least CK2 felt like actions had more weight to them, there were plenty of events with no good choices just the lesser evil, and a war with say France was terrifying as opposed to now where I can just hug the outskirts and I'll be around 85% warscore before they even bother engaging.
In non-turkroach news, is CK3 fucking dogshit or is it just me? I haven't managed to find a fun way to continue to the end of a campaign yet because it all breaks down into the following issues:
Playing tall is useless because one of my children will end up accidentally inheriting some duchy slap bang in the middle of nowhere and I either end up with a province halfway across the map, or they take out the duchy I gave them.
Playing wide is just boring because literally everyone is easy to steamroll, and even despite having tier 4 authority my vassals will constantly blob outwards, even though in the fucking notes it says they require a hook to declare war outside my kingdom/empire.
Roleplaying doesn't work because it's just a case of cycling through the same 10 events per character. Personality quirks does the square root of fuck all as there's only usually one flavour event per lifetime.
Fighting to gain kingdoms only to gift them to family members so they can spread my genes will typically result in me inheriting something big down the line.
I think the most fun I've had so far is being a vassal of the HRE but even then it becomes a case of fighting against getting elected, as well as watch myself get a larger and larger penalty as the emperor keeps giving me duchies with no counties or baronies so I can't give them away. I'll destroy them and then the emperor will create them and give them back to me, so it's all for nothing.
At least CK2 felt like actions had more weight to them, there were plenty of events with no good choices just the lesser evil, and a war with say France was terrifying as opposed to now where I can just hug the outskirts and I'll be around 85% warscore before they even bother engaging.
there is a special sort of irony in ancient greece being painted as a faggot wonderland because everyone decided to interpret their universally naked art and four different words for love as the sexual kind only for them to be taken over by unironic boy raping faggot steppeniggers
These posts from Paradox’s discord which explain it further. (Yes I grabbed it from Turkish twitter) View attachment 9607820
also, quite a few strategy game-related servers got raided on stream.
Correct me if I’m wrong, I’m guessing that a Turkish player was sanctioned for having a controversial Turkish figure that goes against Paradox’s ToS despite said figure being featured in one of their games? Then, because of massive Turkish outrage, the ban was overturned.
As musclebound TURK soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile European women, Himmler will stop at nothing to protect sweet Margarete's purity.
there is a special sort of irony in ancient greece being painted as a faggot wonderland because everyone decided to interpret their universally naked art and four different words for love as the sexual kind only for them to be taken over by unironic boy raping faggot steppeniggers
The TURK New Order: Rises Again
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R: "I'm a faggot roach and my fefes got hurt"
