OSRS / Old School Runescape - Medieval Cookie Clicker

[LiquidCancer]

 

[Runescape Sperg]

I dont get it man. No one wants this shit so why do they keep adding it in? It cant be profitable cater to a very specific subset of a subset of the gaming population, at the cost of alienating your own base.

Uhm it's called being a decent fucking human being, chud

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Where is this thread on reddit, I tried searching for the user name but didn't find anyone.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

chud

Get the fuck out of the thread.

There's a reason they call them programmer socks, lol.

Because The World Is Run By Jews.

Jews are demons made flesh. It's that simple. The world exists as a black iron soul prison for us to be tortured in and the demons in our hell realm are the Jews who push POZ. Nobody says no because nobody has the power of Violence With Impunity like the J's do. (Browns doing Violence With Impunity in western countries are only doing so because the Jews brought them here.)

@SlaanyChaser was on point about how the thread is attracting spergs.

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

It predates the Protestant KJV Bible and has, IMO, a better take on the old English prose that KJV is known for.

KJV is one of the most astroturfed versions of The Bible that it basically became a circle jerk about how great the clergy and king were and rewrote entire messages in it. Fuck the British.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

@SlaanyChaser was on point about how the thread is attracting spergs.

It is what it is, toobz. I'm right and you know it. Seethe and cringe until your skin falls off your bones.

 

[Kazukifaen]

How does it feel to see games you grew up and loved get corrupted and destroyed.

Some feel defeated and some just angry and some gets fueled with hate

Fuck these corrupt parasitic individuals and corporations. Who let shit like this happens.

I'm speaking not only for OSRS. I'm talking about other IP/games who have met the same fate.

Likewise, I feel for them.

 

[Worst Pain Possible]

Well, back to private servers it is I guess. Hey @Null would you be against hosting one of your own for kiwis? Maybe someone in the forum can do it instead? Given that some game servers have been featured in the past I don't see it as unreasonable.

If this happens someone please @ me, I'd be interested in joining the playerbase

 

[It's Alright]

It makes sense, OSRS players are a bunch of faggots, after all.
In all reality though, a company that has done shit like this once will always come back to do it again.

 

[Irkek]

Retardation off the chartsView attachment 6307843
This is a troll right?

no sadly, since jagex wasn't liking the poll system they invented "integrity changes" as a concept to push unpolled updates to the game since like, 2 years ago, and it's been getting increasingly more preposterous as time has gone on. From nerfs to old items like black d hide to make them more balanced for future content, to readding chat censorship, to putting the GAY MIDGET between varrock and falador, and other stupid bullshit they've unilaterally decided to change, this has only gotten worse.
Besides, even if shit doesnt pass the polls, they'll just rephrase it or change it up a bit, wait a couple months, re-poll it as something else, or say it was an integrity change and the game was supposed to work like this from the beginning, fuck you, have a nice day, keep playing loser.

so yes, they consider these things "unpollable" because they make the game "as intended" and are not up to debate by the players. They did this last year too when they did more diversity changes: gypsy aris is just aris, you can marry same sex people in the quests that involve that (throne of miscellania), the niggers in the kharazi jungle are now called "tormented warriors" and not "savages" or whatever, they've retconned the joke that everyone's name in pollnivneach is called "ali" since that was offensive to arabs and they've added random shit backstories to the npcs around, have added niggers around the game, and i suspect that replacing old iconic NPCs with female or other counterparts after while guthix sleeps was sneakily done for the same reason. Ghommal, the big guy in the warriors' guild, got killed off unceremoniously together with duradel, turael, the guy from dream mentor, and hazelmere. Now in the warrior guild the usher is a deformed bald female dwarf. The others are just female counterparts. No joke.
This among a lot of other things. The writing was on the wall when they added the aids midget next to varrock, this should not be surprising everyone, but the outrage is well justified.

The only reason that they can get away with this at large is that osrs players are by and large far more autistic than they are racist, and this videogame is pure fucking crack. It's worse than factorio by several orders of magnitude, the same orders of magnitude by which it is less fun than factorio and more expensive, but you can sell a heroin addict dried cum powder if it has even a bit of heroin in it, he'll still buy it and mainline it. This is why we're where we're at.

 

[Necrosan]

Retardation off the charts

That's not entirely untrue. This is going to need some context if you haven't played the game but some time ago Zulrah and the Void armor were broken as fuck; Zulrah was a boss where you could make a shitton of money to the point where the whole server grinded it and Void Armor was equipment that was super broken in PvP and had held no risk in using it because your opponent would get nothing if they managed to kill you.

They ended up changing them to be more balanced without polls because they were "integrity" changes, as in, to protect the integrity of the game. They knew that if they were to poll them, players would vote no (because a lot of people abuse these things) and since it needs 75% of the vote to pass, it would never happen and it would kill the game eventually.

There has always been a change here or there that goes through without being polled because it's for the long-term health of the game. It's understandable to a degree. The problem is that this tranny thinks that having gay shit on your game somehow protects its integrity.

Anual events (i.e: Xmas, Easter, etc) are also unpolled for the most part (I think), but the Pride shit wasn't an event until like 5 years ago and the first time it was announced, there was such a behemontly opposition to it that the only explanation that I have as to why they still did it is that they got paid millions for it.

Anual events are also removed a week or two after the holiday they are for has already passed, the gay shit has been there for years now. It starts as a Pride event, then it's the whole month, then it's all the fucking time. Nothing is ever enough for these freaks.

 

[Caesar]

Is he meant to look like the "yes honey" meme? Could their self insert fantasy characters look any more miserable?

 

[squirrely dan]

Wow, all, like, five gae people who play Runescape can now be gae in Runescape.

Whip out the rainbow flags, we beat homophobia woooo

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I don’t understand why trans people wouldn’t just want to play as the sex they identify as. They claim that they’re “real me /women”, so why not just play as one in a fantasy game? I feel like they’re changing the mechanics of a game for a minority demographic that doesn’t flock to RuneScape to begin with.

I used to lament that my favorite video game companies dissolved years ago, but nowadays I am relieved I don’t have to see them being desecrated by Twitter-addicted tech autists.

 

[parody]

Why does every single fucking indie dev and or niche game dev do this? They jack off every single bad idea in the book and put it into the game regardless of what the player base thinks and ignore genuinely good ideas. It's a fucking pattern I see over and over again.

Because they're horrified at the idea of being branded with the career-ending label of transphobic, bigoted, far right, fascist, problematic, etc. Most trannies are autistic gamers, people who would've been 'incels' 5 years ago. There is no demographic more vindictive and heinous to have as your playerbase.

 

[Preacher ✝]

KJV is one of the most astroturfed versions of The Bible that it basically became a circle jerk about how great the clergy and king were and rewrote entire messages in it. Fuck the British.

"I don't agree with the Church's teachings on purgatory so I'm going to cut those books out of the Bible before forming my heretical sola scriptura cult."

 

[Irkek]

You hope too much. It quite literally can just get worse forever and they have infinity migrants and infinity queers (because they can molest infinity brown children to produce them) to justify forcing everything to get worse forever.

If we lose hope, we just plain lose. Everything can get worse for the next 2000 years but the hope is that it won't, because without that hope nobody would fight and then it would be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Why do you think leftists hate faith? If they kill faith and hope, they win.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Jagex doesn't care. "Fuck you, losers! Eat our fat retarded British cocks! You invested tens of thousands of hours into our product and have paid us thousands over decades since you were old enough to beg your mom for her credit card, but eat shit!!! fuck you!!!!"

 

[Ammyterasu]

Good thing my account was hacked many years ago even with all the security measures they advertised, no mods ever messaged me back about it so I got the fuck out back then, fuck Jagex.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

If we lose hope, we just plain lose. Everything can get worse for the next 2000 years but the hope is that it won't, because without that hope nobody would fight and then it would be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Why do you think leftists hate faith? If they kill faith and hope, they win.

They already have, brvh; it's just how it is. Hope has always been just a delusion, there's a reason I call it Hopium. There is no "self-fullfilling prophecy' either, there is only fate. The pattern of events is always predestined, nothing good ever happens. If anything good were ever going to happen, it would have by now.

A single flaw ruins the entire work.

The only reason that they can get away with this at large is that osrs players are by and large far more autistic than they are racist, and this videogame is pure fucking crack. It's worse than factorio by several orders of magnitude, the same orders of magnitude by which it is less fun than factorio and more expensive, but you can sell a heroin addict dried cum powder if it has even a bit of heroin in it, he'll still buy it and mainline it. This is why we're where we're at.

And you even said it yourself. This is proof positive of what I'm talking about brvh. Hope? Faith?

There Simply Ain't None, Hoss. Shit's Fucked. Al-Aswad Did Nothing Wrong.