Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[jogurt]

@ParkourDude91

Yo Dude These People Are Watching Me I cant Just March Up 2 Soldiers And Interrogate Them With Ur Shitty Little Crossbow!!

CROSSBOW! A CROSSBOW!

We got our murder weapon! I'm feeling more and more like Jessica Fletcher.

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

verily, it is indeed a tupacalypse. I'm sure tupac would be proud.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

This is bad. Greed was what got Eli into this. Fear is what has the potential to make him keep going and get himself killed.

 

[Broder Daniel]

What would the embassy do? Just send him home or what?

 

[Lil]

Oh my god

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

What would the embassy do? Just send him home or what?

If Eli acts like himself they will most likely realise he's just some delusional kid.

 

[WachtAmWeb]

Out of all the other things that other people already mentioned, the thing that jumped out at me from all this (aside the fact that Eli is going to die) is the scariest thing about all of this: you can tell Jace is really getting off on being in complete control of someone and unquestionable to the point where he could decide their life or death based on his whim. It's a narcissist's wet dream, and especially scary since he's doing it to his own friend. Notice how he said "Stryker out" at one point instead of "Jace out".

is he off his meds?

 

[Pikonic]

is he off his meds?

Is that even a question?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Oh my god

I'm thinking Jace is trying to live out his fantasy of being an ulta-badass spy marine action hero through Eli now.

 

[Judge Holden]

For posterity, and in case the pussy tries to delete the info, here are the conversations which reveal just how much of a disgusting shitstain Jace is

 

[Superior Watermelon]

is he off his meds?

He's probably stoned and ripped on monster and just finished the last level of Modern Warfare 2. Probably by the start of tomorrow he's gonna realize what he did and apologize to Eli. Eli will still probably be stuck there, but Jace will say he's "been authorized support by Stryker" or some shit like that.

 

[OBAMATRON]

I emailed the embassy. Make what you will of it.

For posterity, and in case the pussy tries to delete the info, here are the conversations which reveal just how much of a disgusting shitstain Jace is

Thanks for capping all the disparate posts.

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

Is that even a question?

yeah I think the whole "I am commander and god stryker" bit gave it away. or maybe a little before.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Oh my god

It means your "commander" is a stark raving lunatic who doesn't give a shit about you and you're pretty much gon' die.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He's probably stoned and ripped on monster and just finished the last level of Modern Warfare 2. Probably by the start of tomorrow he's gonna realize what he did and apologize to Eli. Eli will still probably be stuck there, but Jace will say he's "been authorized support by Stryker" or some shit like that.

No, he doesn't need authorization. He IS Stryker.

 

[The Knife]

I'm thinking Jace is trying to live out his fantasy of being an ulta-badass spy marine action hero through Eli now.

This is exactly the way Jace plays video games. He moves his little avatar--in this case Eli--through the maze, superimposes his own narrative onto the landscape, then gets pissed off and screams at the game when it doesn't reinforce his fantasy story. It's all just a game to him.

 

[jogurt]

I Have 2 Go Guys This Shit IS Getting Too Fucking Real Im Going 2 Smoke Some Hashish And Find A Bus.

Oh thank God! He found weed in israel!

So that's where all his hostel money went!!

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

I emailed the embassy. Make what you will of it.

If its not a bother, would you mind summarizing what you said here?

 

[steelsheep]

This is seriously too much.

If this is indeed all just a ruse on Eli's part, then color me impressed. Otherwise, holy dogshit.

 

[OBAMATRON]

If its not a bother, would you mind summarizing what you said here?

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