OPERATION: Kingsnake

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Johnnie Cochran is one of the greatest trial lawyers of all time.
I know who Johnnie Cochran is lol. He was the lead lawyer of O.J. Simpson's defense team. The post I quoted made a joke from a cartoon that I was continuing in true autistic fashion.
 
So you're totally allowed to do autistic operations now right? I mean after all you're doing it and scatting it all over your own board?
The thing I love about autists is how they're always back for more.

So tell us, did you put Amos Yee in prison yet?
 
So you're totally allowed to do autistic operations now right? I mean after all you're doing it and scatting it all over your own board?

It sounds to me like you've got some kind of "autistic operation" brewing about in your nethers... but don't worry, sex reassignment reversal surgery is presently the fastest growing field in the medical industry, so if you ever wake the fuck up and get a good whiff of reality you'll have plenty of options on how best to unfuck yourself. :pickle:
 
It sounds to me like you've got some kind of "autistic operation" brewing about in your nethers... but don't worry, sex reassignment reversal surgery is presently the fastest growing field in the medical industry, so if you ever wake the fuck up and get a good whiff of reality you'll have plenty of options on how best to unfuck yourself. :pickle:

I already have a mental picture of how this guy looks in my head. Fat. White. Thinks he's better than Chris. Definately has a couple fetishes and is an Aspie.
 
So you're totally allowed to do autistic operations now right? I mean after all you're doing it and scatting it all over your own board?

Well you're here, and look at your avatar.

I know who Johnnie Cochran is lol. He was the lead lawyer of O.J. Simpson's defense team. The post I quoted made a joke from a cartoon that I was continuing in true autistic fashion.

Many people know who Johnnie Cochran was. Very few people appreciate the sheer genius of someone who actually pulled off the Chewbacca defense irl.
 
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Null is abroad because he's consulting billywitchdoctordotcom to reanimate Johnnie Cochran for the trial. Can't fool me!
Years from now, people will remember the man who brutally prosecuted Chris' tormentors, restored the family fortune, and finally got Barb away from him. They'll call it the 'Chu-Bacca Defense.
 
I have to say, I never really appreciated the sheer volume of trolling Chris goes through before reading this. I thought he was just an idiot who occasionally caught the attention of somebody who wanted to fuck with him. Instead it turns out he's constantly bombarded by hundreds of trolls even stupider than him. I've never wished Chris any harm, but I never felt any real pity either.

Now, though? I honestly kinda feel bad for the guy.
 
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All his Patreons need to band together and have a Sonichu and Rosechu T-shirt added to Sonic Forces. If the W33ns honestly love Chris Chan, they can fuggin prove it ~
 
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