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Medley said:
Good things happening to Chris is just not funny. There is no christory if Chris lived a normal happy life
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Define "normal" because nothing in Chris life is. He'll never have a normal life, with a job and a family of four because he was and still is fucked up in the head.

As a lot of people already pointed out, there's a difference between a goofy asspie being trolled about shit in his autistic comic and a mentally disturbed full grown man-baby being conned out of his house and money. Chris needs a wrangler, he needs a filter between his actions and the internet. He had his parents before but now he's alone and vulnerable. Remember those 3 years Marvin talked about when he went radio silent? Well imagine the same but the next thing we know is that some Virginia morgue receives the bloated corpse of some 40-ish pseudo troon found under a bridge who didn't make it trough the winter. Tell me how that's funny to you or to anyone.
 
I definitely feel bad for Chris because of the weens that made this catastrophe. Hope they get jailed.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
I definitely feel bad for Chris because of the weens that made this catastrophe. Hope they get jailed.
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When general prank calling idiocy turns into real criminal offenses, I think that shows just how upsetting of a situation this is, especially if it continues unchecked.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
I definitely feel bad for Chris because of the weens that made this catastrophe. Hope they get jailed.
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Not to be dramatic but how can they live with themselves? Maybe I'm a huge softy faggot (i am) but conning an exceptional individual out of a large sum of money for 'the lulz'... I don't know. It's not like Chris is a rapist or a pedophile or some kind of malicious monster. He's just a goof.

I wonder if they feel any guilt over it. I doubt it, but I can't really comprehend it at the same time.

:thinking:
 
The people writing emails to Chris, the ones Null finds, aren't even funny. What were these people hoping to accomplish?

Telling Chris you're a hot girl who has secret information just isn't going to get his attention anymore. Telling him to pour soda on his console isn't going to work.

Obviously, some scam worked. That's what Null alludes to anyway.... but these half ass attempts at attention do nothing. I'm kinda glad Null is there to clean it up and show us the stupid people.

@Null have you seen any actual good emails in that inbox? Like emails you let Chris see? Or have they all been shit tier quality?
 
4Macie said:
@Null have you seen any actual good emails in that inbox? Like emails you let Chris see? Or have they all been shit tier quality?
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Someone offered to pay him for the rights to use old Sonichu art as his album art and followed through. A bunch of people sent in information regarding the C64 that was actually useful. TooManyGames also reached out to him and we got in touch with an event coordinator. He should be able to go. The guy was a bit frustrated Chris waited to the very last second but he thinks he can make it happen.

I'm good at this, ok

Edit: Oh also, Hirtes, stop trying to scare TMG. It's not going to work. Chris doesn't carry a baseball bat and you know it. Hang yourself you fleabitten parasite.
 
Null said:
Someone offered to pay him for the rights to use old Sonichu art as his album art and followed through. A bunch of people sent in information regarding the C64 that was actually useful. TooManyGames also reached out to him and we got in touch with an event coordinator. He should be able to go. The guy was a bit frustrated Chris waited to the very last second but he thinks he can make it happen.

I'm good at this, ok

Edit: Oh also, Hirtes, stop trying to scare TMG. It's not going to work. Chris doesn't carry a baseball bat and you know it. Hang yourself you fleabitten parasite.
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if you want to take on new clients and manage my life for me let me know lol i only have it together on the best of days (i currently have 3,067 unread emails in my work email ... i wish i was kidding)
 
Marvin said:
This.

After Bob died, Chris went completely radio silent for like 3 years. We got a handful of social media posts and that was it.

Did that stop the harpies? Nope.
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With the vast majority of people, the "ignore the trolls" advice is the best advice they can get.

Most people aren't Internet-wide icons, though. Chris is the closest thing to the Elvis of autism that you can be. People who have nothing to do with chan culture or troll culture or general Internet craziness, if they're on the Internet at all, probably have at least a vague idea who he is or would recognize a picture of him in the Classic.

He's actually done a fairly good job in recent years of milking the fuck out of that reputation and taking advantage of it. More power to him, although he has some serious issues in his future.

Really, anyone who knows him should prepare him for a well-timed bankruptcy filing. That's how he gets out from under his consumer debt and maximizes any benefit he can get from the homestead once (you know what).
 
nodramallama said:
if you want to take on new clients and manage my life for me let me know lol i only have it together on the best of days (i currently have 3,067 unread emails in my work email ... i wish i was kidding)
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If you're paying I can. I accept payment in cash, cryptocurrency, and being an element in starting a website that reaches 2 million people a month.
 
So Null, you're really going to be the letter sorter for Chris? I'm sure you're simply filtering out we3n type letters and posting them here for us to laugh at, but surely there must be serious messages Chris gets over the emailing system.

I'm just asking this because he posted a video legitly asking for help fixing his Commodore 64. Obviously, people are going to be reaching out to him and offering little life-hack tips to make things restore to function.

I mean, you released the email suggesting for Chris to pour Coca Cola onto the computer. I can see why you'd think that person was weening, and yes its not that good of an idea on a piece of paper, but shit does, in fact, work.

People use boats all the time in my community, and they break all the time (acronym for "Bust out another thousand") and there have been many a story of Haitian's saying to pour a small amount of Cola onto the engine. It at least makes it so you could move the boat back to the yard to be further serviced.

Maybe, just maybe, using an eye dropper's worth of Coca Cola onto the electrical parts of the Commodore will make it work.
 
null you may have missed an opportunity, sounds like you'd be a good band manager

my concern is when do you, well "call it", yknow

like you get the mortgage to an amount Chris can handle, help with funeral arrangements, and it all seems good

then something immeasurably stupid happens. chris gets arrested for knocking over a store display or something, he takes a shady payday loan without telling you, he ends up in the hospital from some DIY tranny shit. hell, maybe the microwave explodes this time and burns the house down. what's the breaking point?

like I'd answer some emails and help him milk the efame, but if the gamestop incident happened today, would you be calling up lawyers to find the best representative and help him budget for legal fees? IDK if I would (or at least I'd start charging an agents fee lol)
 
I'm not going to break the law for him but it's easy to tell him to not talk to police and ask for a public defender, but he already knows to do that. He has a public defender for his current court case.

The problem with that question is I do extremely well under stress. The more stressed out I am the more focused and productive I am. When everything is fine I get bored and depressed. I don't mind being challenged with obtuse problems.
 
Null said:
Nothing that's happened to Chris since Bob died is funny. I'm not trying to make funny. I don't care if you laugh.
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C'mon, trying to be allowed back into the Game place, blarms, Gamespot macing incident... not all of the lulz died with Bob.
 
Buck Mullet said:
C'mon, trying to be allowed back into the Game place, blarms, Gamespot macing incident... not all of the lulz died with Bob.
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But none of it came from Internet trolls.

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From: Landon Sirmans <landonsirmans@hotmail.com>
To: "christine@cwcville.us" <christine@cwcville.us>
Subject: Fucking retard

Instead of playing around with the old broke down Commodore 64, get off your lazy, pathetic, retarded, transgender ass and get a fucking job and help pay your mortgage. What the fuck is wrong with you? Don’t you care that you might lose your home and be homeless? Of course you don’t care. All you care about is trying to get with a girl because you are still living in the delusion that if you lose your virginity, then all of your problems will go away. How does someone like you even exist?!

Sent from my iPhone

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https://www.twitch.tv/landonsirmans
http://archive.is/6ARh4

https://twitter.com/landonsirmans
http://archive.is/ksbvr

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6hle0e
http://archive.is/KPrQ8
Mentions a "stickyvicky1989"


Personal FB.
http://archive.is/yyHQY


https://www.facebook.com/pg/TheUltimateNerd1988
http://archive.is/DPxQD
http://archive.is/2HaQy ("with Landon Sirmans")

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with da iron man suit he can safely project insecurities over email


Oh and his page declares him a public figure. That's interesting.
http://archive.is/a2sV6


Isaiah Belmont appears to be an artist name he uses.
https://isaiahbelmont.deviantart.com/
http://archive.is/Wfb2z

lol get a job chris stop playing with toys reeeee
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