OPERATION: Kingsnake

[hyacinth]

as of late have been trying to cause real, legitimate harm.

They're trying to up the ante. Newbies to CWCville aside, there are nasty fucks out there so thoroughly desensitized to cruelty that they really, truly need to see Chris suffer in order to feel excited. She's not human to them, she's a temporary stopper on the empty, gaping voids of their lives.

 

[Cuntster]

I am already reeling from the responsibilities. Sometimes he texts me about his day and I reply. About once every few hours I read an email I delete in 5 seconds. My life is consumed by these immeasurable duties.

I think the bigger concern than keeping 14BC is what his mental state will be like after Barb dies. I’m not sure what plans are in place but he’ll probably need someone to help make the arrangements for the funeral or at least get the ball rolling. Hopefully Barb has all that sorted in advance.

 

[Nikachu]

Wait wasn't there a pinned post not too long ago that Null or American Hedgehog or someone made warning us to not help Chris or send him money because he is irresponsible, will dox you, and that it doesn't help him in the long run? Idc what Null does at all, I'm just wondering why the sudden change of heart. I understand that it still isn't wise to give CWC your name or to donate money, but he def isn't suddenly responsible. I doubt he will stop finding himself in future legal trouble, nor will he curb his wild spending or change in any significant way, Null involvement or not. Just wondering where that thread went.

Besides the obvious feeling bad for CWC explanation, maybe this is meant to be beneficial for KF in some manner. Maybe this will help any future court cases that KF has to deal with by proving the owner also helps the "lolcows"? Keeping Chris appeased by blasting his attempted trolls on KF and outing any weens seems cool and all but I feel like Null has to be getting something out of this. Maybe securing future content? Maybe Chris will make a triumphant return. Idk. It is pretty shitty to fuck with Chris on a legal level, though, so I can see wanting to help with that. Everything else seems a bit much, though. Although, willing to help Chris out financially keeps him happy and churning out Sonichu, videos, etc., which keeps people on KF happy, which keeps the website successful, etc..

 

[Git]

... Hopefully Barb has all that sorted in advance.

Nah

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I think the bigger concern than keeping 14BC is what his mental state will be like after Barb dies. I’m not sure what plans are in place but he’ll probably need someone to help make the arrangements for the funeral or at least get the ball rolling. Hopefully Barb has all that sorted in advance.

That would require a degree of concern and preparedness on Barb's part that runs counter to what we've seen before.

 

[Null]

what his mental state will be like after Barb dies

Better off.

Wait wasn't there a pinned post not too long ago that Null or American Hedgehog or someone made warning us to not help Chris or send him money because he is irresponsible, will dox you, and that it doesn't help him in the long run?

I said it's a dangerous proposition to send him your mailing address, but he never did it again, and only did it to begin with because Coty Smith of Virginia committed a criminal act called Chargeback Fraud to deprive Chris of the money he sent him after getting the goods he purchased. I'd still be hesitant to put my real name and address on a box Chris is mailing to me if I were a normal person, but there's nothing objectively wrong about doing so. I don't care how you spend your money. Do so at your own risk.

These ideas are also not mutually exclusive. I'm not saying never do anything for Chris. I'm saying be mindful of who you give your address to. Dummy. I don't even understand how people can confuse these ideas.

 

[Nikachu]

Better off.


I said it's a dangerous proposition to send him your mailing address, but he never did it again, and only did it to begin with because Coty Smith of Virginia committed a criminal act called Chargeback Fraud to deprive Chris of the money he sent him after getting the goods he purchased. I'd still be hesitant to put my real name and address on a box Chris is mailing to me if I were a normal person, but there's nothing objectively wrong about doing so. I don't care how you spend your money. Do so at your own risk.

These ideas are also not mutually exclusive. I'm not saying never do anything for Chris. I'm saying be mindful of who you give your address to. Dummy. I don't even understand how people can confuse these ideas.

Yeah I know, that's why I said I understand that you shouldn't donate or buy shit from him because there's always a chance you will be doxed. That is not the part I was confused about. I was just wondering where that post went because I honestly forgot what it said in full. I could have sworn it said something about how trying to help Chris doesn't help him in the long run because he is irresponsible. I forget. It's gone so.

 

[Null]

I was just wondering where that post went because I honestly forgot what it said in full. I could have sworn it said something about how helping Chris doesn't help him in the long run because he is irresponsible. I forget. It's gone so.

In general giving him cash won't resolve any of his problems, no. If that's your motivation for sending him money it's best you just keep it. If you want to buy something and what he is selling is worth that price to you, there's no reason you can't spend your money.

 

[Gash Hound]

Hey props to you Null - I had a feeling your blood ran warm from time to time. Idk what's going on behind the scenes between you and Chris, but just be mindful of the power dynamic in that relationship. I ran the "I'll help you improve your life" gauntlet in the past and ended up doing some long term damage (inb4 powerlevel) - and that was with a perfectly normal individual. But Chris? I dunno man. An autistic mind interprets things a funny way

idk you're a grown man, you thought about this shit im sure, but I thought I'd throw in my two cents
for the record, I think it takes a lot of maturity to do something like this. Says a lot about your outlook on life
keep it healthy homie
+rep

 

[sugarcummies]

I can't believe so many people wish genuine suffering on someone who, in comparison to other cows, has done nothing wrong? Sure, wasting money you e-begged for and ignoring obligations are shitty things to do, but it's never out of a malicious intent. Chris is misguided and a little crazy. How is that grounds for a lifetime of harassment and being homeless?

This thread really separates people entertained by Chris's antics but not wishing any ill will towards him and people who are complete psychopaths on this site.

 

[Null]

I ran the "I'll help you improve your life" gauntlet in the past and ended up doing some long term damage (inb4 powerlevel) - and that was with a perfectly normal individual. But Chris? I dunno man. An autistic mind interprets things a funny way

I have no expectations with Chris but he's exceeded them. My primary objective is making the prospect of trolling Chris terrifying to kids, like if you send him emails I'm going to show up at your house and fuck your mom.

 

[Marvin]

The only things "jeopardizing Chris' financial security" are his toy addiction and impulsiveness

Chris was the victim of extortion sometime within the past 8 months. In the United States, extortion above a certain dollar amount (I think a couple thousand dollars, which this incident easily breached) is a felony. Across state lines it's federal.

If chris wants peace then he needs to stop making himself a target. All the white knights in the world can't help him if he won't help himself

He is a target because he puts himself out there for everyone to see. I truly believe that if he completely bugged out and laid low then he could escape the troll paparazzi. If he stops responding then eventually they would all give up

I don't think you understand how almost all trolling of Chris works. It involves catfishing Chris. In fact, standard catfishing that works on many normal people doesn't work on Chris. You need to use Premium Grade™ catfishing with Chris.

You need to have you (or a friend) meet Chris as a girl IRL, thus establishing yourself as a person willing to risk their IRL identity to meet him. Chris is willing to trust that you're interested in him based on that. Then you gradually up the ante in regards to torment over the next few months, culminating in a dramatic death of the trolling character.

And then you start it up again in 2 weeks.

Other than being a distinctly strange fellow, Chris didn't make himself a target, you mongs.

he's not a "target" and can do a pretty fine job when it comes to staying under the radar. Chris hung out at End Games and Gay Bars for years before anyone caught on. He has a network of real life friends that no one knows about. The only time he gets in trouble or acts out is if someone pokes him.

Basically, yeah.

Wait wasn't there a pinned post not too long ago that Null or American Hedgehog or someone made warning us to not help Chris or send him money because he is irresponsible, will dox you, and that it doesn't help him in the long run? Idc what Null does at all, I'm just wondering why the sudden change of heart. I understand that it still isn't wise to give CWC your name or to donate money, but he def isn't suddenly responsible. I doubt he will stop finding himself in future legal trouble, nor will he curb his wild spending or change in any significant way, Null involvement or not. Just wondering where that thread went.

Besides the obvious feeling bad for CWC explanation, maybe this is meant to be beneficial for KF in some manner. Maybe this will help any future court cases that KF has to deal with by proving the owner also helps the "lolcows"? Keeping Chris appeased by blasting his attempted trolls on KF and outing any weens seems cool and all but I feel like Null has to be getting something out of this. Maybe securing future content? Maybe Chris will make a triumphant return. Idk. It is pretty shitty to fuck with Chris on a legal level, though, so I can see wanting to help with that. Everything else seems a bit much, though. Although, willing to help Chris out financially keeps him happy and churning out Sonichu, videos, etc., which keeps people on KF happy, which keeps the website successful, etc..

When Chris gets a faggy email, null deletes it and posts it here to laugh at the mongs who sent it.

There might be future management of his business forthcoming, but that's all speculation.

Chris is redneck responsible (probably better described as "sustainable"). I've outlined it here.

 

[Lurk King]

Having someone step in and give Chris the support he needs is pretty much the best possible thing for all parties involved and I have no idea why this is getting so much push back.

If you're a complete psychopath who just wants to see Chris miserable, this is great for you! Since Chris won't be losing his house, he won't vanish off the face of the internet once his mom dies, therefor you can watch him fuck up in his own ways (the most interesting ways) for years to come.

If you're neutral to the topic of Chris's well being and you just want hilarious content, that's also great! Chris produces more content when he's happier and some of that stuff ends up being legitimately funny. Compare that to modern Chris trolling, which is never funny and always played out and only serves to make Chris produce less on his own. You now get occasionally funny content rather then no funny content.

I legitimately can't see a down side for the long run on this.

 

[Medley]

Good things happening to Chris is just not funny. There is no christory if Chris lived a normal happy life

 

[ES 148]

Chris trolling was interfering with his life for the worse, now people are interfering for the better. It's like the circle of life, or something

 

[José Mourinho]

I truly believe that if he completely bugged out and laid low then he could escape the troll paparazzi.

There's actually at some points years back where Chris laid low and we got pretty little content, but still it doesn't change the weens to keep going and one of the outcomes of that was actually the embarassing Batman call.

 

[Done]

Good things happening to Chris is just not funny. There is no christory if Chris lived a normal happy life

Alright, since you seem to somehow be thicker than Chris, I feel the need to give you examples, let's take two similar cases so I can show you the direct difference between a happy Chris and an unhappy one:

Let's take the unhappy one 1st, someone thought they'd make him read the "I identify as a helicopter" copypasta on video, because he's a troon and epic trollan, yeah? Well turns out he not only read it while uninterested, he actually apologized for it afterwards, making him look like the bigger guy:

Now take this other paid video, a Beatles song, and Chris is psyched to sing it, just watch what happens:

Yep, not only do we get random-access humor, but Chris somehow fucks up a simple video and drops the camera, revealing his pantiliner, this leads to the following post in response to comments:

Ugh! Dumb People! What you saw in the Accidental crotch shot were my Panties, Pantyliner, and Pantyhose. No Diaper! What the hell is wrong with some people?

Happy Chris DOES produce content, you just have to wait for it you impatient autist.

 

[Gash Hound]

if you send him emails I'm going to show up at your house and fuck your mom.

words is words, man. when the narcos threaten somebody, they back it up with graphic video evidence.

"to all you dickhead ween fucks, this is what happens when u fuck with comandante blanco el retrasado"
then plow barb on camera

 

[The Un-Clit]

words is words, man. when the narcos threaten somebody, they back it up with graphic video evidence.

"to all you dickhead ween fucks, this is what happens when u fuck with comandante blanco el retrasado"
then plow barb on camera

.....I think you are mixing up who's mother is to be plowed here.

At least I hope to GodBear you are.

 

[Marvin]

There's actually at some points years back where Chris laid low and we got pretty little content, but still it doesn't change the weens to keep going and one of the outcomes of that was actually the embarassing Batman call.

This.

After Bob died, Chris went completely radio silent for like 3 years. We got a handful of social media posts and that was it.

Did that stop the harpies? Nope.