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COMBAT REPORT CONTINUED:
DUDE, WHAT IS THAT?!
Abby's shottie does nothing! The rookies are basically like scared and shit, 'cause like they're not hardened Muhreens yet. Damn this is FUCKED UP, man!
UnwiseKhan unloads a clip, no difference! Fuck!
Thank god, Frank put it down. The last soldier wearing the orange of Glaive's squad, he's basically keeping the legacy alive, gamers. But there's still more of them, dammit...
And then there's this faggot up here, too.
Green Faggot's returning fire, they're too bunched up!
Dammit! This is FUCKED UP dude, one sec Frank's there the next he's gone! Kagayaki turns for some fuckin payback, like SEMPER FI, man!
CAG and Abby both open up on the faggot to no effect. Shit, I'm gonna lose them too...
Meanwhile, Niachu sprints and lobs a grenade at this flanking faggot, heh, like "KNOCK KNOCK DUUUUUDE" basically, chyeah--WOOOOOW, it did nothing!
Wait, who's this tactical guy running up in green? I forgot, there was one other member of Glaive's squad still alive!
DD moves in to support Kagayaki and his FUBAR squad with Strewth's SAW. Heh, like, basically he's like "DUDE...I got this," with like the cool glasses and shit, like chyeaaaaaaah!
Shit, flanker faggot got some solid hits on Niachu and he's unconscious. I can't help but thank the nerds though, just months ago two hits like that would mean a soldier's FUBAR, not just wounded.
And now he's firing on Abby, too!
CAG parkours past a plasma bolt and aims at the flanker faggot. Time to finish this part of the fight!
Dammit, heading back to cover he took a bolt through the side!
I have as many reinforcements from the right as I dare pull back and move for this front. The rookies' morale is taking hits from these losses, if we don't change the pace this'll get bad fast.
Dude this is FUCKED UP dude, my scouts are being rushed by this FUCKED UP shit man!
Kagayaki parkours like two bolts just getting one step over! This is FUCKED UP!
Shit this is getting too close...DD moves up to lay down some tactical cover fire of the battlefield--
Surtur, wat are you doing?! He runs in front of Kagayaki, like #Roleplaaaay, he's like "NOOOOOOOO"
DUDE, WHAT IS THAT?!
Abby's shottie does nothing! The rookies are basically like scared and shit, 'cause like they're not hardened Muhreens yet. Damn this is FUCKED UP, man!
UnwiseKhan unloads a clip, no difference! Fuck!
Thank god, Frank put it down. The last soldier wearing the orange of Glaive's squad, he's basically keeping the legacy alive, gamers. But there's still more of them, dammit...
And then there's this faggot up here, too.
Green Faggot's returning fire, they're too bunched up!
Dammit! This is FUCKED UP dude, one sec Frank's there the next he's gone! Kagayaki turns for some fuckin payback, like SEMPER FI, man!
CAG and Abby both open up on the faggot to no effect. Shit, I'm gonna lose them too...
Meanwhile, Niachu sprints and lobs a grenade at this flanking faggot, heh, like "KNOCK KNOCK DUUUUUDE" basically, chyeah--WOOOOOW, it did nothing!
Wait, who's this tactical guy running up in green? I forgot, there was one other member of Glaive's squad still alive!
DD moves in to support Kagayaki and his FUBAR squad with Strewth's SAW. Heh, like, basically he's like "DUDE...I got this," with like the cool glasses and shit, like chyeaaaaaaah!
Shit, flanker faggot got some solid hits on Niachu and he's unconscious. I can't help but thank the nerds though, just months ago two hits like that would mean a soldier's FUBAR, not just wounded.
And now he's firing on Abby, too!
CAG parkours past a plasma bolt and aims at the flanker faggot. Time to finish this part of the fight!
Dammit, heading back to cover he took a bolt through the side!
I have as many reinforcements from the right as I dare pull back and move for this front. The rookies' morale is taking hits from these losses, if we don't change the pace this'll get bad fast.
Dude this is FUCKED UP dude, my scouts are being rushed by this FUCKED UP shit man!
Kagayaki parkours like two bolts just getting one step over! This is FUCKED UP!
Shit this is getting too close...DD moves up to lay down some tactical cover fire of the battlefield--
Surtur, wat are you doing?! He runs in front of Kagayaki, like #Roleplaaaay, he's like "NOOOOOOOO"
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Put me in, coach! I'm eager to do my Kiwi duty, and also to die before the zmobies turn up.
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COMBAT REPORT CONCLUSION:
Surtur opens up on the faggot and kills it! FUCK yeah, you don't MESS with the MUHREENS! #Surted #StrykerSquad
There's still this FUCKED UP shit happening to the north though. Waifu and Mauv unload on this fucker...
But it doesn't go down! Shit, get out of there dude!
No!
This is FUCKED UP dude, they're dead in pools of flame before they can say "unrealistic."
And without Bung here with his sick surgeon skills, we lost Niachu too...
Morale's getting too low dude, this is FUCKED UP. Even DD is almost at the breaking point, and with a still half-loaded SAW it'll be nasty if he goes berserk. I really don't want to scrap the op though, not with #StrykerSquad's rep on the line and the threat of the nations cutting funding if the base stays active--
SHIT!
Fudck you fudck you FUDCK YOUUUU TANGOS! This is fudcking BULLSHIT! #StrykerSquad is bae, Kagayaki grabs Surtur's injured body and pulls him to the evac zone. If shit gets any more FUBAR we're done here!
Enig's panicked, DD's panicked, there's still tangos everywhere...
Kagayaki looks at the two guys who had the sense to follow him to the evac zone. Exball, and Katsu's Buttslave. Lucky motherfuckers, both of them--they were on perimiter duty when the shit hit the fan.
They'll be the only others to get out of here.
This was FUCKED UP from start to finish, dude. It was a bad mission, a bad choice on my part and some FUCKED UP BULLSHIT from the tangos at the same time. At least we saved Surtur.
And Kagayaki's finally made sergeant. His luck pulled him through again--at least 12 shots flew right by his head over the course of this op.
Looking at the medals sheet gives me a little hope though, gamers. This was one of the most FUBAR missions we've had in some time now, but Kagayaki and Surtur somehow pulled through again. Basically, their camaraderie and courage and shit has made them some of the most tactical motherfuckers of the battlefield, only a little behind Strewth in skill. Even when they were expected to die they fought through and brought respect to #StrykerSquad. As long as we got some Muhreens around like them, I can't worry too much--basically they are the dream, the best of the best essentially, and like as long as we got that, like our lives are like movies basically. Hell no, but we're still going to win.
Surtur opens up on the faggot and kills it! FUCK yeah, you don't MESS with the MUHREENS! #Surted #StrykerSquad
There's still this FUCKED UP shit happening to the north though. Waifu and Mauv unload on this fucker...
But it doesn't go down! Shit, get out of there dude!
No!
This is FUCKED UP dude, they're dead in pools of flame before they can say "unrealistic."
And without Bung here with his sick surgeon skills, we lost Niachu too...
Morale's getting too low dude, this is FUCKED UP. Even DD is almost at the breaking point, and with a still half-loaded SAW it'll be nasty if he goes berserk. I really don't want to scrap the op though, not with #StrykerSquad's rep on the line and the threat of the nations cutting funding if the base stays active--
SHIT!
Fudck you fudck you FUDCK YOUUUU TANGOS! This is fudcking BULLSHIT! #StrykerSquad is bae, Kagayaki grabs Surtur's injured body and pulls him to the evac zone. If shit gets any more FUBAR we're done here!
Enig's panicked, DD's panicked, there's still tangos everywhere...
Kagayaki looks at the two guys who had the sense to follow him to the evac zone. Exball, and Katsu's Buttslave. Lucky motherfuckers, both of them--they were on perimiter duty when the shit hit the fan.
They'll be the only others to get out of here.
This was FUCKED UP from start to finish, dude. It was a bad mission, a bad choice on my part and some FUCKED UP BULLSHIT from the tangos at the same time. At least we saved Surtur.
And Kagayaki's finally made sergeant. His luck pulled him through again--at least 12 shots flew right by his head over the course of this op.
Looking at the medals sheet gives me a little hope though, gamers. This was one of the most FUBAR missions we've had in some time now, but Kagayaki and Surtur somehow pulled through again. Basically, their camaraderie and courage and shit has made them some of the most tactical motherfuckers of the battlefield, only a little behind Strewth in skill. Even when they were expected to die they fought through and brought respect to #StrykerSquad. As long as we got some Muhreens around like them, I can't worry too much--basically they are the dream, the best of the best essentially, and like as long as we got that, like our lives are like movies basically. Hell no, but we're still going to win.
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thank GodJesus that Katsu's Buttslave survived, and I hope Surtur pulls out of his coma.
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JULY 22, 1999
Finally, the draft's come in. A whole skyraider's worth of conscripts, plus a couple volunteers.
I know I risk pissing off the bigwigs but I'm not gonna send these rookies after the base this month. The main thing that made the botched op so FUCKED UP was the tech difference--I'd forgotten to make more Gauss Rifles when I had the chance, so everyone was taking on green faggots and those FUCKED UP hot things with ballistic weapons. I won't make that mistake again.
Meanwhile, we got a crash down in the desert. Time to get the wheels turning dude, get back to some tactical troop rotations and get all the new guys to have some combat experience under their belts.
The rookie squad gets ready to go, headed by the two survivors of the base assault. Among the recruits is a familiar face--CatParty's come back from his #$wagmastery to basically finish the fight and take out the tangos, dude.
You know what time it is, #Comeback dude. They're gonna rack up some kills and get some skills, tahaaaaaa!
COMBAT REPORT:
Indigo steps off the ramp and gets killed. Oh boy.
Mondo drops off the ramp to find the killer's one of the gray faggots. Huh, it seems like it's been forever since we fought against these little fuckers. Almost like some FUCKED UP PTSD-induced nostalgia right here.
Mondo takes it out no problem.
The squad unloads fully and starts widening the perimeter. Just like heh, some #Roleplay gamers, like Exball and Katsu's Buttslave are like giving them tactical instructions and shit while they move so they, like, stay alive and shit.
Shit, a shot from the distance drops another rookie! Katsu's Buttslave moves his supple ass east to find out what just happened.
Another lucky tango, huh? Katsu's Buttslave shows it what the Muhreens think of it.
This was a pretty minor win but it's still a good one. We had a couple losses but we got more than enough soldiers to compensate for it, and the mission's survivors have come back a little stronger and a little more skilled. Now all that's left to do is wait for the month's end and pray the bigwigs don't do anything stupid right when we're turning the fight around.
As the skyraider flies back a shipment I ordered arrives. With UFO equipment supplies running low we can't afford to make new power armors for the rookies--they'll be going primitive until we start turning things around some more.
AUGUST 1, 1999
Another month, another paycheck. And surprisingly enough almost everybody is happy with our work so far! Heh, like, I guess even the corporate asshole bigshot civvies can have a little heart when they look at the soldiers of #StrykerSquad, when they see our nerds working in the labs or our kickass pilots shooting down the tangos. Come on gamers, press 1 for reasonable businessmen. I'm certain there'll only be more shit to hit the fan this month, but at least we'll be able to face it with a little money in our pockets.
Finally, the draft's come in. A whole skyraider's worth of conscripts, plus a couple volunteers.
I know I risk pissing off the bigwigs but I'm not gonna send these rookies after the base this month. The main thing that made the botched op so FUCKED UP was the tech difference--I'd forgotten to make more Gauss Rifles when I had the chance, so everyone was taking on green faggots and those FUCKED UP hot things with ballistic weapons. I won't make that mistake again.
Meanwhile, we got a crash down in the desert. Time to get the wheels turning dude, get back to some tactical troop rotations and get all the new guys to have some combat experience under their belts.
The rookie squad gets ready to go, headed by the two survivors of the base assault. Among the recruits is a familiar face--CatParty's come back from his #$wagmastery to basically finish the fight and take out the tangos, dude.
You know what time it is, #Comeback dude. They're gonna rack up some kills and get some skills, tahaaaaaa!
COMBAT REPORT:
Indigo steps off the ramp and gets killed. Oh boy.
Mondo drops off the ramp to find the killer's one of the gray faggots. Huh, it seems like it's been forever since we fought against these little fuckers. Almost like some FUCKED UP PTSD-induced nostalgia right here.
Mondo takes it out no problem.
The squad unloads fully and starts widening the perimeter. Just like heh, some #Roleplay gamers, like Exball and Katsu's Buttslave are like giving them tactical instructions and shit while they move so they, like, stay alive and shit.
Shit, a shot from the distance drops another rookie! Katsu's Buttslave moves his supple ass east to find out what just happened.
Another lucky tango, huh? Katsu's Buttslave shows it what the Muhreens think of it.
This was a pretty minor win but it's still a good one. We had a couple losses but we got more than enough soldiers to compensate for it, and the mission's survivors have come back a little stronger and a little more skilled. Now all that's left to do is wait for the month's end and pray the bigwigs don't do anything stupid right when we're turning the fight around.
As the skyraider flies back a shipment I ordered arrives. With UFO equipment supplies running low we can't afford to make new power armors for the rookies--they'll be going primitive until we start turning things around some more.
AUGUST 1, 1999
Another month, another paycheck. And surprisingly enough almost everybody is happy with our work so far! Heh, like, I guess even the corporate asshole bigshot civvies can have a little heart when they look at the soldiers of #StrykerSquad, when they see our nerds working in the labs or our kickass pilots shooting down the tangos. Come on gamers, press 1 for reasonable businessmen. I'm certain there'll only be more shit to hit the fan this month, but at least we'll be able to face it with a little money in our pockets.
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I got a baaaad feelin' about this, Cap. My name on my enlistment papers is wrong. I wouldn't gripe, but I don't want @just some jerk's family getting my life insurance money. (we are not relation.)
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AUGUST 4, 1999
Heh, like, we've been like busy bees and shit. Another UFO down, another step toward like our final tactical solution of the battlefield. We've been rotating the rookies for two missions now, everyone's starting to learn shit. My plan's to go after the tango base gain at the end of the month.
While more and more privates become korporals the vets have started climbing ranks too. After just 3 missions CatParty's been raised to Captain, and Mythos is finally a sergeant! The corg's been sent in more times than any other X-com member, basically I'm like proud and shit that she's finally moving up some on the ladder. Press 1 for vets, gamers.
Meanwhile, the nerds are basically whipping up some sick shit, dude. The Gauss tech is pretty sick but if we're taking on the green faggots we'll need some harder firepower.
Heh, like HELL YEAH BITCH, one of our interceptors was able to gun down a medium tango ship. This is the biggest one we've ever been able to take down dude, this is sick!
In minutes the skyraider's fully loaded up with a mix of rookies, recently promoted korporals and some of #StrykerSquad's finest.
Time to, like, see what we've learned, basically.
COMBAT REPORT:
Looking at the front half of the skyraider's like a blast from the past, dude. Almost everyone is back in basic army gear besides #StrykerSquad and a survivor here and there. But like, this time around's different you know, like we're more tactical than ever, and that's what I believe. Like, just a little #Roleplay gamers, Mythos is like "Play for keeps!" and all the rookies and shit are like "FINISH THE FIIIIIIGHT!!!11!"
Cyan drops off the ramp and finds the first tango.
Hello again, floater faggot.
Cyan drops the fucker in one shot like BLAM BITCH CHYEAH #Colored #Can'tManTheCyan
Just Some Jerk drops off and finds another floater. Hopefully he'll fare better than his Jerk predecessor--that one was dead painfully quickly
Some Jerk misses but the rest of Exball's squad guns the tango down no problem. This is sick dude, just like we practiced!
Like clockwork, Katsu's Buttslave orders his squad to disembark and move east. They'll be taking the flank while the other teams move in.
Meanwhile the advance force moves up, with Absinthe on point--shit!
Exball pays the fucker back quickly. You don't FUCK with the MUHREENS.
Meanwhile, Liquid snipes a tango near the corner of the UFO. Things are going well; there's a fairly good chance that was the last tango outside the ship. Time to move in.
Bungholio, Mythos and A-Stump unload and move toward the UFO. With the outer area clear #StrykerSquad's gonna help finish the fight.
Heh, like, we've been like busy bees and shit. Another UFO down, another step toward like our final tactical solution of the battlefield. We've been rotating the rookies for two missions now, everyone's starting to learn shit. My plan's to go after the tango base gain at the end of the month.
While more and more privates become korporals the vets have started climbing ranks too. After just 3 missions CatParty's been raised to Captain, and Mythos is finally a sergeant! The corg's been sent in more times than any other X-com member, basically I'm like proud and shit that she's finally moving up some on the ladder. Press 1 for vets, gamers.
Meanwhile, the nerds are basically whipping up some sick shit, dude. The Gauss tech is pretty sick but if we're taking on the green faggots we'll need some harder firepower.
Heh, like HELL YEAH BITCH, one of our interceptors was able to gun down a medium tango ship. This is the biggest one we've ever been able to take down dude, this is sick!
In minutes the skyraider's fully loaded up with a mix of rookies, recently promoted korporals and some of #StrykerSquad's finest.
Time to, like, see what we've learned, basically.
COMBAT REPORT:
Looking at the front half of the skyraider's like a blast from the past, dude. Almost everyone is back in basic army gear besides #StrykerSquad and a survivor here and there. But like, this time around's different you know, like we're more tactical than ever, and that's what I believe. Like, just a little #Roleplay gamers, Mythos is like "Play for keeps!" and all the rookies and shit are like "FINISH THE FIIIIIIGHT!!!11!"
Cyan drops off the ramp and finds the first tango.
Hello again, floater faggot.
Cyan drops the fucker in one shot like BLAM BITCH CHYEAH #Colored #Can'tManTheCyan
Just Some Jerk drops off and finds another floater. Hopefully he'll fare better than his Jerk predecessor--that one was dead painfully quickly
Some Jerk misses but the rest of Exball's squad guns the tango down no problem. This is sick dude, just like we practiced!
Like clockwork, Katsu's Buttslave orders his squad to disembark and move east. They'll be taking the flank while the other teams move in.
Meanwhile the advance force moves up, with Absinthe on point--shit!
Exball pays the fucker back quickly. You don't FUCK with the MUHREENS.
Meanwhile, Liquid snipes a tango near the corner of the UFO. Things are going well; there's a fairly good chance that was the last tango outside the ship. Time to move in.
Bungholio, Mythos and A-Stump unload and move toward the UFO. With the outer area clear #StrykerSquad's gonna help finish the fight.
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COMBAT REPORT CONTINUED:
Katsu's Buttslave has found the way in! Just a few turns and we'll have a tactical breaching team on the door.
But what's this, another way in? Looks like we'll have to tactically change our tactics tactically. Katsu's Buttslave's team will enter from their side while the main force comes in through this one.
With Herculean stamina unknown to even #StrykerSquad, Mythos sprints to a tactical position along a corner of the UFO. Her strength and energy have been increasing since she started with X-com back in January--someone's been training hard and eating their vitamins
The others follow close behind.
A tango pops out of the main door but is gunned down by The Knife's Husbando. Basically he's all like "Heh, like, that's for my waifu, punk."
Magenta takes out another one that was trying to hide around the corner. FUCK yeah dude, basically we're like #Pranking their asses before they can even attack.
The buttslave's squad is stacked up on their door. Next turn they'll be the first ones in, if all goes well.
The main team's ready to go in too. Like #Roleplaaaay, tahaaaa, Exball like looks at his rookies and he's like "Heh, like, I went to tango hell dude. I can breach a UFO."
He goes in.
Joey busts in on the other side, too. Inside's a bunch of FUCKED UP SHIT like in that tango base.
Dr. Teem finds a tango between some more FUCKED UP SHIT. Misses every shot
No worries though, Joey's on the job.
Meanwhile, Exball walks onto the lift. Hopefully he can be lucky twice.
Hell yeah, dude.
A-Stump comes up to help Exball's rookies while Mythos and Bung stay downstairs for cover. Basically he's like "Okay so like you guys survived this long okay, WE GOT THIS DUDES, basically."
Katsu's Buttslave has found the way in! Just a few turns and we'll have a tactical breaching team on the door.
But what's this, another way in? Looks like we'll have to tactically change our tactics tactically. Katsu's Buttslave's team will enter from their side while the main force comes in through this one.
With Herculean stamina unknown to even #StrykerSquad, Mythos sprints to a tactical position along a corner of the UFO. Her strength and energy have been increasing since she started with X-com back in January--someone's been training hard and eating their vitamins
The others follow close behind.
A tango pops out of the main door but is gunned down by The Knife's Husbando. Basically he's all like "Heh, like, that's for my waifu, punk."
Magenta takes out another one that was trying to hide around the corner. FUCK yeah dude, basically we're like #Pranking their asses before they can even attack.
The buttslave's squad is stacked up on their door. Next turn they'll be the first ones in, if all goes well.
The main team's ready to go in too. Like #Roleplaaaay, tahaaaa, Exball like looks at his rookies and he's like "Heh, like, I went to tango hell dude. I can breach a UFO."
He goes in.
Joey busts in on the other side, too. Inside's a bunch of FUCKED UP SHIT like in that tango base.
Dr. Teem finds a tango between some more FUCKED UP SHIT. Misses every shot
No worries though, Joey's on the job.
Meanwhile, Exball walks onto the lift. Hopefully he can be lucky twice.
Hell yeah, dude.
A-Stump comes up to help Exball's rookies while Mythos and Bung stay downstairs for cover. Basically he's like "Okay so like you guys survived this long okay, WE GOT THIS DUDES, basically."
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COMBAT REPORT CONCLUSION:
Chyeaaaah, they just like move in all tactical and shit!
Two doors, huh? Heh, like double the tactics, dude.
Exball moves up yet another floor. This is it, gamers.
FINISH THE FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!11!!
SHIT!
Magenta avenges the fellow color. But that wasn't the last one?
OH, FUCK--
What just happened? The floater shot at Liquid and shit started blowing up...that's FUCKED UP dude, we lost Liquid AND some extra intel. All things considered it was a great op, but still, I have no clue what happened at the end there.
The soldiers are back for a well-earned night's rest but I'm still freaking out, dude. I have never seen shit just start blowing up like that before. Why'd it happen? Why only when the floater faggot shot at Liquid? This is FUCKED UP, dude. Like, all I can hope for is that when we take the tango base we'll get some more answers...
Chyeaaaah, they just like move in all tactical and shit!
Two doors, huh? Heh, like double the tactics, dude.
Exball moves up yet another floor. This is it, gamers.
FINISH THE FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!11!!
SHIT!
Magenta avenges the fellow color. But that wasn't the last one?
OH, FUCK--
What just happened? The floater shot at Liquid and shit started blowing up...that's FUCKED UP dude, we lost Liquid AND some extra intel. All things considered it was a great op, but still, I have no clue what happened at the end there.
The soldiers are back for a well-earned night's rest but I'm still freaking out, dude. I have never seen shit just start blowing up like that before. Why'd it happen? Why only when the floater faggot shot at Liquid? This is FUCKED UP, dude. Like, all I can hope for is that when we take the tango base we'll get some more answers...
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This is chill and realistic.COMBAT REPORT CONCLUSION:
Chyeaaaah, they just like move in all tactical and shit!
Two doors, huh? Heh, like double the tactics, dude.
Exball moves up yet another floor. This is it, gamers.
FINISH THE FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!11!!
SHIT!
Magenta avenges the fellow color. But that wasn't the last one?
OH, FUCK--
What just happened? The floater shot at Liquid and shit started blowing up...that's FUCKED UP dude, we lost Liquid AND some extra intel. All things considered it was a great op, but still, I have no clue what happened at the end there.
The soldiers are back for a well-earned night's rest but I'm still freaking out, dude. I have never seen shit just start blowing up like that before. Why'd it happen? Why only when the floater faggot shot at Liquid? This is FUCKED UP, dude. Like, all I can hope for is that when we take the tango base we'll get some more answers...
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AUGUST 22, 1999
It's time, gamers.
The skyraider's loaded up and the nerds are done. It's time to pay those faggots back.
TIME TO FINISH THE FIIIIIIIGHT!!!111!
COMBAT REPORT:
Stacking up on the lifts again Exball and Katsu's Buttslave are like, #Roleplay gamers, they just like look at each other and like give the nod, you know, like they're all hardened and tactical and shit and ready to finish the fight today, and that's what I believe.
CatParty's the first to say hi to the green faggots. He misses but he gets the point across--we got some firepower on our side this time!
Saney drops down and drops the tango in two shots. FUCK yeah dude, turn the tide and shit.
Both teams fully deploy and set up their perimeters. The faggots will be firing back soon.
Shit, The Knife's Husbando's hit
Bung throws a flare to find who sniped the husbando. The faggot was standing just out of sight.
The surgeon of the battlefield misses his shot but a couple others move in to reinforce.
The two #StrykerSquad members take fire from all sides but they basically stay strong, dude. When the volley's over Bungholio racks up another kill for like his tactical kill score...
And A-Stump follows suit.
The team continues to move out. HrrDrr finds one of those FUCKED UP lava things in the base's FUCKED UP ROOM. Shit, the others have their own attack vectors to handle--only he and Katsu's Buttslave can take this thing. Heh, like, looks like it's time for the private's trial by fire, basically.
It's time, gamers.
The skyraider's loaded up and the nerds are done. It's time to pay those faggots back.
TIME TO FINISH THE FIIIIIIIGHT!!!111!
COMBAT REPORT:
Stacking up on the lifts again Exball and Katsu's Buttslave are like, #Roleplay gamers, they just like look at each other and like give the nod, you know, like they're all hardened and tactical and shit and ready to finish the fight today, and that's what I believe.
CatParty's the first to say hi to the green faggots. He misses but he gets the point across--we got some firepower on our side this time!
Saney drops down and drops the tango in two shots. FUCK yeah dude, turn the tide and shit.
Both teams fully deploy and set up their perimeters. The faggots will be firing back soon.
Shit, The Knife's Husbando's hit
Bung throws a flare to find who sniped the husbando. The faggot was standing just out of sight.
The surgeon of the battlefield misses his shot but a couple others move in to reinforce.
The two #StrykerSquad members take fire from all sides but they basically stay strong, dude. When the volley's over Bungholio racks up another kill for like his tactical kill score...
And A-Stump follows suit.
The team continues to move out. HrrDrr finds one of those FUCKED UP lava things in the base's FUCKED UP ROOM. Shit, the others have their own attack vectors to handle--only he and Katsu's Buttslave can take this thing. Heh, like, looks like it's time for the private's trial by fire, basically.
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2014
COMBAT REPORT CONTINUED:
HrrDrr and Katsu basically like move in all tactical and shit but the FUCKED UP thing has gone back into the shadows. It's tempting to push up more but we've made this mistake before--no soldier's going into the dark unprepared, okay.
Meanwhile a nasty firefight's been happening on the right. John Titor and Doctor Teem are like, #TacticalTagTeam basically, but there's stil a green faggot left.
Shit, Teem's down! Basically like #Roleplay, Titor's all like "NOOOOOOOOO"
The korporal goes off on the faggot!
CatParty and Saney move in to help finish the fight, dude.
Meanwhile, HrrDrr guns down the FUCKED UP piece of shit. Hell yeah dude, turning the tide!
Titor's killed by another faggot before CatParty has a chance to shoot it. Basically Saney's like "Dude this is FUCKED UP, we HAD them dude why'd he have to dieeeee
"
And CatParty's all like "Autism
"
A bit further south, A-Stump bags another faggot. He, Exball and Bung have been tactical as fuck so far, #StrykerSquad doing wat it does best basically. Hopefully their luck and skill will keep them safe just a little longer.
To charge the command center CP and Saney will need some reinforcements--A-stump breaks off from the #TacticalSquadron to assist while Exball and Bung continue pushing forward.
SHIT!
Bung's armor basically parkours a plasma bolt from the flank. The fuck?!
FUDCK YOU FLANKER FAGGOT
FUDCKING FLANKING FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE, WOOOOW! Exball takes a solid hit in his side dude, this is FUCKED UP!
At least Pine Tar and A-Stump made it over okay, but they're like nervous and shit dude. Like #RoleplayTahaaaa, A-Stump like comms his mic and is like "Exball you'd better not die dude, FINISH THE FIGHT DUDE!!
And Exball's all like hurt and shit but he's still fighting, and he's all like "LIIIIIIVE BY THE BULLET......"
"DIIIIIIIEEEE BY THE--AHHHHGHH"
And A-Stump just turns off the mic all sad and shit, basically.
His mourning doesn't last long. A-Stump, #StrykerSquad's heavy hitter, goes down. Just like some #Roleplay dudes, he just sorta looks at his injuries and shit and like reaches into his armor while everyone's panicking and shit, and like pulls out Glaive's tags. Basically he's like "Glaive....Mythos....Bung, Strewth, everybody....I......."
And then he's gone
Saney pays the faggot back quickly. But the loss is still there
Bung snaps. Basically he's like "NOOOOOO00OOOO0000000OO00O"
That was the last one. Basically some hardcore #Roleplay gamers, Bungholio just like throws down his gun and falls to his knees, like the tactical pain's like rushing in, dude. All the tactical survivors like find him there while they're checking the corners and shit, but they don't say anything. They know now's not the time. The fight's finished, yeah, the base is down...
But it was a win paid for in the blood of a god.
HrrDrr and Katsu basically like move in all tactical and shit but the FUCKED UP thing has gone back into the shadows. It's tempting to push up more but we've made this mistake before--no soldier's going into the dark unprepared, okay.
Meanwhile a nasty firefight's been happening on the right. John Titor and Doctor Teem are like, #TacticalTagTeam basically, but there's stil a green faggot left.
Shit, Teem's down! Basically like #Roleplay, Titor's all like "NOOOOOOOOO"
The korporal goes off on the faggot!
CatParty and Saney move in to help finish the fight, dude.
Meanwhile, HrrDrr guns down the FUCKED UP piece of shit. Hell yeah dude, turning the tide!
Titor's killed by another faggot before CatParty has a chance to shoot it. Basically Saney's like "Dude this is FUCKED UP, we HAD them dude why'd he have to dieeeee
"And CatParty's all like "Autism
"
A bit further south, A-Stump bags another faggot. He, Exball and Bung have been tactical as fuck so far, #StrykerSquad doing wat it does best basically. Hopefully their luck and skill will keep them safe just a little longer.
To charge the command center CP and Saney will need some reinforcements--A-stump breaks off from the #TacticalSquadron to assist while Exball and Bung continue pushing forward.
SHIT!
Bung's armor basically parkours a plasma bolt from the flank. The fuck?!
FUDCK YOU FLANKER FAGGOT
FUDCKING FLANKING FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE, WOOOOW! Exball takes a solid hit in his side dude, this is FUCKED UP!
At least Pine Tar and A-Stump made it over okay, but they're like nervous and shit dude. Like #RoleplayTahaaaa, A-Stump like comms his mic and is like "Exball you'd better not die dude, FINISH THE FIGHT DUDE!!
And Exball's all like hurt and shit but he's still fighting, and he's all like "LIIIIIIVE BY THE BULLET......"
"DIIIIIIIEEEE BY THE--AHHHHGHH"
And A-Stump just turns off the mic all sad and shit, basically.
His mourning doesn't last long. A-Stump, #StrykerSquad's heavy hitter, goes down. Just like some #Roleplay dudes, he just sorta looks at his injuries and shit and like reaches into his armor while everyone's panicking and shit, and like pulls out Glaive's tags. Basically he's like "Glaive....Mythos....Bung, Strewth, everybody....I......."
And then he's gone
Saney pays the faggot back quickly. But the loss is still there
Bung snaps. Basically he's like "NOOOOOO00OOOO0000000OO00O"
That was the last one. Basically some hardcore #Roleplay gamers, Bungholio just like throws down his gun and falls to his knees, like the tactical pain's like rushing in, dude. All the tactical survivors like find him there while they're checking the corners and shit, but they don't say anything. They know now's not the time. The fight's finished, yeah, the base is down...
But it was a win paid for in the blood of a god.
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I finished the fight.COMBAT REPORT CONTINUED:
HrrDrr and Katsu basically like move in all tactical and shit but the FUCKED UP thing has gone back into the shadows. It's tempting to push up more but we've made this mistake before--no soldier's going into the dark unprepared, okay.
Meanwhile a nasty firefight's been happening on the right. John Titor and Doctor Teem are like, #TacticalTagTeam basically, but there's stil a green faggot left.
Shit, Teem's down! Basically like #Roleplay, Titor's all like "NOOOOOOOOO"
The korporal goes off on the faggot!
CatParty and Saney move in to help finish the fight, dude.
Meanwhile, HrrDrr guns down the FUCKED UP piece of shit. Hell yeah dude, turning the tide!
Titor's killed by another faggot before CatParty has a chance to shoot it. Basically Saney's like "Dude this is FUCKED UP, we HAD them dude why'd he have to dieeeee
And CatParty's all like "Autism
A bit further south, A-Stump bags another faggot. He, Exball and Bung have been tactical as fuck so far, #StrykerSquad doing wat it does best basically. Hopefully their luck and skill will keep them safe just a little longer.
To charge the command center CP and Saney will need some reinforcements--A-stump breaks off from the #TacticalSquadron to assist while Exball and Bung continue pushing forward.
SHIT!
Bung's armor basically parkours a plasma bolt from the flank. The fuck?!
FUDCK YOU FLANKER FAGGOT
FUDCKING FLANKING FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE, WOOOOW! Exball takes a solid hit in his side dude, this is FUCKED UP!
At least Pine Tar and A-Stump made it over okay, but they're like nervous and shit dude. Like #RoleplayTahaaaa, A-Stump like comms his mic and is like "Exball you'd better not die dude, FINISH THE FIGHT DUDE!!
And Exball's all like hurt and shit but he's still fighting, and he's all like "LIIIIIIVE BY THE BULLET......"
"DIIIIIIIEEEE BY THE--AHHHHGHH"
And A-Stump just turns off the mic all sad and shit, basically.
His mourning doesn't last long. A-Stump, #StrykerSquad's heavy hitter, goes down. Just like some #Roleplay dudes, he just sorta looks at his injuries and shit and like reaches into his armor while everyone's panicking and shit, and like pulls out Glaive's tags. Basically he's like "Glaive....Mythos....Bung, Strewth, everybody....I......."
And then he's gone
Saney pays the faggot back quickly. But the loss is still there
Bung snaps. Basically he's like "NOOOOOO00OOOO0000000OO00O"
That was the last one. Basically some hardcore #Roleplay gamers, Bungholio just like throws down his gun and falls to his knees, like the tactical pain's like rushing in, dude. All the tactical survivors like find him there while they're checking the corners and shit, but they don't say anything. They know now's not the time. The fight's finished, yeah, the base is down...
But it was a win paid for in the blood of a god.
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2014
AUGUST 23, 1999
The base is down gamers. We're guaranteed mad stacks from all the sick shit we got. But still...we lost two damned good men gamers. Basically I'm getting like all down and shit, so like on a whim #StrykerSquad's gonna take a walk through the memorial garden basically.
Looking back a hundred different tactical situations start flashing in my head dude, like PTSD and shit. CWCissey and Connor's recon of the first terror attack, The dramatic loss of Ramires before his time...
The dramatic losses of the first base assault, the bullshit deaths of the base defense right afterwards, the death of Glaive...
That horrible blowout that was the first attack on the green faggot base...
And finally, the loss of a god.
Poor A-Stump...a few of the men informed me that he actually died on his birthday. He was a brave motherffucker, one of the fastest. He didn't have the largest mission count but he was on the force for basically a realistic amount of time.
His medals tell it all. He survived friendly fire, a night terror mission, injuries, and a base assault. He was one of the most decorated members of #StrykerSquad besides Kagayaki. Basically, he took out the tangos dude. And then he was just gone, dead by the same faggots he and his tactical squad had killed so many times before.
The night goes on, dudes. Come morning we'll be back on that tactical horse, you know, taking out the tangos and aiming for the stars. But for now dude, we're going to wrap up in our flags, light up a bible blunt and remember our tactical fallen. And that and/or is what I believe.
- Joined
- Nov 10, 2013
'Oh the bravest fell, and the requiem bell rang mournfully and clear
For those who died that Easter tide in the spring time of the year
While the world did gaze, in deep amaze, at those fearless men but few
Who bore the fight that freedom's light might shine through the foggy dew
Back through the glen I rode again and my heart with grief was sore
For I parted with those valiant men whom I never shall see more
But to and fro in my dreams I go and I'd kneel and pray for you,
For slavery fled, O glorious dead, When you fell in the foggy dew.'
For those who died that Easter tide in the spring time of the year
While the world did gaze, in deep amaze, at those fearless men but few
Who bore the fight that freedom's light might shine through the foggy dew
Back through the glen I rode again and my heart with grief was sore
For I parted with those valiant men whom I never shall see more
But to and fro in my dreams I go and I'd kneel and pray for you,
For slavery fled, O glorious dead, When you fell in the foggy dew.'