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This guy is a desperately uncontrolled diabetic who has had parts of his feet amputated already, who chooses to get drunk on Jagermeister. Which has a Sugar/Carb content well north of Hershey's Syrup.
Talk about feeding 2 demons at once to see which kills you fastest?
Your figures are way outdated. It would be enough for a cremation. A proper funeral is like $30,000 these days. This would get him a cremation and cheap bronze urn
The funeral parlors have a bad day coming when my parents pass away. They've both explicitly stated their wishes for cremation and burial in their own back yard in their wills and I'll be in quite the fighting mood already when the funeral faggot comes knocking trying to sell me a $30k ceremony no one but me would attend anyway. Fuck those vultures and their sharp suits and unconvincing solemnness.
Your figures are way outdated. It would be enough for a cremation. A proper funeral is like $30,000 these days. This would get him a cremation and cheap bronze urn. No funeral tho where services happen. Unless you did it for free at a park
OYO looks to go for about $200 a night. x5 = $1,000
Jager x 10 = $250
Newports = $50
Food and subistence = $200
Scooter rental = $150
Plane ticket = $200
Medical care = ???
Gambling = ???
The funeral parlors have a bad day coming when my parents pass away. They've both explicitly stated their wishes for cremation and burial in their own back yard in their wills and I'll be in quite the fighting mood already when the funeral faggot comes knocking trying to sell me a $30k ceremony no one but me would attend anyway. Fuck those vultures and their sharp suits and unconvincing solemnness.
It's not illegal to do this but bodies, especially our loved ones, give most people the ick and creeps and we would just rather pay stupid amounts of money to wash our hands of it. I just went through this shit and thank God we found burial insurance.
Read your burial paperwork carefully...in 99 years they dig you up anyway put a plastic tag on your skeleton and toss you into a mass grave and resell your plot. It's all a joke. But then again who gives a fuck after a generation. You might aswell have never existed
OYO looks to go for about $200 a night. x5 = $1,000
Jager x 10 = $250
Newports = $50
Food and subistence = $200
Scooter rental = $150
Plane ticket = $200
Medical care = ???
Gambling = ???
The funeral parlors have a bad day coming when my parents pass away. They've both explicitly stated their wishes for cremation and burial in their own back yard in their wills and I'll be in quite the fighting mood already when the funeral faggot comes knocking trying to sell me a $30k ceremony no one but me would attend anyway. Fuck those vultures and their sharp suits and unconvincing solemnness.
Prepay now and it takes the wind out of their sails! That way you're not an easy mark; you're there to make a business transaction. Even better if your parents can go in and make their own arrangements. It's really difficult for even a funeral home rep to make someone feel bad about cremating themself in a cardboard coffin. Plus prepaid funeral arrangements don't count as assets for needs assessment purposes.
OYO looks to go for about $200 a night. x5 = $1,000
Jager x 10 = $250
Newports = $50
Food and subistence = $200
Scooter rental = $150
Plane ticket = $200
Medical care = ???
Gambling = ???
I could probably figuret out a rough estimate if I was feeling retarded, you can normally hear the cashier repeating the totals back to him but most of his gambling has been off stream so it's not really worth it since the number would be a complete guess
OYO looks to go for about $200 a night. x5 = $1,000
Jager x 10 = $250
Newports = $50
Food and subistence = $200
Scooter rental = $150
Plane ticket = $200
Medical care = ???
Gambling = ???
It's funny and all, but oh how I wish Google and other review-accepting platforms permitted banning/ignoring accounts (and computing corrected/adjusted scores accordingly).
"Wow, it's almost like you're a boring loser when you are sober, and we only come to see you drink yourself to death. It's almost like you're a professional drinker who should shut up and get another bottle. We donate to see you die. Drink an die mor."
"Wow, it's almost like you're a boring loser when you are sober, and we only come to see you drink yourself to death. It's almost like you're a professional drinker who should shut up and get another bottle. We donate to see you die. Drink an die mor."
