🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Or maybe I need to go back and reread but the pocket book watch with the spreadsheet itt that guy tallied $6100 dollars in 24 hours.
My interpretation was $6100 since he's been in Vegas, not 24 hours. Still a lot but not so much that I'm inspired to change careers
 
Can anyone explain why he takes his fake teeth OUT when he eats? Is it because they're not functional as real teeth or is he just weird as fuck?
they are not actual dental replacements or dentures so their functionality for chewing is probably low and sloppy/hard to do. i've seen him wear like costume fake teeth before but i don't know what these are now. felt like becky tried to make something for him.
 
Blade needs an agent. There is no reason he doesn't have advertising deals.

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Can anyone explain why he takes his fake teeth OUT when he eats? Is it because they're not functional as real teeth or is he just weird as fuck?
I dated a girl years ago she was actually really good looking but tbh I had no idea she had fake teeth. but after the 8th date or 9th date we got really drunk at a local bar and she pulled her teeth out and tried to be funny by putting them on the bar and start talking with them in her hand.

I slowly started moving away from her but I found out alcohol can Inflame the gum sockets and push out the bridging of the dentures. Probably the same phenomenona. They are hurting so he takes them out
 
I dated a girl years ago she was actually really good looking but tbh I had no idea she had fake teeth. but after the 8th date or 9th date we got really drunk at a local bar and she pulled her teeth out and tried to be funny by putting them on the bar and start talking with them in her hand.

I slowly started moving away from her but I found out alcohol can Inflame the gum sockets and push out the bridging of the dentures. Probably the same phenomenona. They are hurting so he takes them out
Did you at least get a gummer before you quit seeing her?
 
Can anyone explain why he takes his fake teeth OUT when he eats? Is it because they're not functional as real teeth or is he just weird as fuck?
Because they're about as useful as those plastic halloween vampire teeth. Less useful probably. Our future Long John Silver would do well to take them out before going to sleep/blacking out or he might swallow them.
 
I'd like to formally eat my humble pie for that post some time ago doubting that Lit Romney would deliver on the Vegas content.
I genuinely can't even keep up with all of this litty. By the time I read about the aftermath of the first stream to occur after I look away I see that he's back to pissing live on the street.
Then I see he's back in the fucking hospital maybe with sepsis and I'm speed reading in panic through pages to find out if he's gonna be dead when I catch up only to see his ass back on stream drinking MORE and complaining that he was taken to the hospital in the first place.

Holy fuck, persons.
 
Can anyone explain why he takes his fake teeth OUT when he eats? Is it because they're not functional as real teeth or is he just weird as fuck?
IMO, some people with dentures like to eat without them. Maybe it’s more comfy. All the elders I’ve known/people I've worked with in my life preferred to eat food without them, whether difficult or not. I think that’s just a thing. Hell, I’ve seen a man gum down steak. Beats me why that’s a preference but I’m not planning on ever finding out.
 
IMO, some people with dentures like to eat without them. Maybe it’s more comfy. All the elders I’ve known/people I've worked with in my life preferred to eat food without them, whether difficult or not. I think that’s just a thing. Hell, I’ve seen a man gum down steak. Beats me why that’s a preference but I’m not planning on ever finding out.
If the dentures don't fit well, they make it more difficult to eat. The dentures are sharper/harder than gums, but they move back and forth when trying to chew and especially to bite.

Grandpas and meth-uncles gumming down steak is part of what causes food bolus impactions, though. Especially when you add alcohol.
 

POCKET WATCHING​

Tallied up the donations from last nights pre hospital stream and the post hospital update segment, the updated rough sum of donations blade has now received from this Vegas trip so far is $6,028.71. This is counted from onscreen donations, this number will be low because during F portions of the stream and when he mutes the donos, lots of them don't play or pop up on the screen. Lots of the sleep streams were not accounted for but there wouldn't have been that much in those hours of footage anyway.

Estimated number = $6,028.71 in 1359 recorded donations
True number is probably $300/$500/$800 more.


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Just about enough to cover a funeral.
 
This guy is an alcoholic who chooses to get drunk on straight jeger?
That's the most psychotic thing I've read
It's so fucking sweet, you're basically chugging liquid honey
Plus its kind of expensive, every normal alcoholic picks bottom of the shelf stuff, cheap vodkas/whiskeys, cheap strong beers in plastic bottles, wine that comes in carton boxes or bum wines - jeger is too expensive to get drunk on regularly, especially since proper alcoholics dont care about taste just the feeling of drunkeness.
I never heard of anyone who makes jagermeister their drink of choice, its too sweet. Everyone who drinks it just has a shot of it for stomach ache or in jegerbombs.
This guy is a desperately uncontrolled diabetic who has had parts of his feet amputated already, who chooses to get drunk on Jagermeister. Which has a Sugar/Carb content well north of Hershey's Syrup.

Talk about feeding 2 demons at once to see which kills you fastest?
 
I'd like to formally eat my humble pie for that post some time ago doubting that Lit Romney would deliver on the Vegas content.
Same here. I legitimately thought that Blade content would not work out at all.

Really the only annoying shit are all the exploitative fuckers on YouTube using his content to grandstand about stupid shit like Sniper God was "trying to kill" Blade or that Blade needs an intervention, while the whole time not have a fucking clue who Blade is.
 
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