🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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He will still party even if all his limbs are amputated. I am really impressed on his dedication for his lifestyle over health.
 
LetMeSleepDude said:
I've been calling it. I knew he was going to have some major health crisis soon due to how swollen his leg is. Also that Sniper towards the end of the night was legendary. Hope he we get him on stream again sometime soon. Blade was never really in any danger with the sleep stream on him because it's a common occurance viewers call for a welfare check on him when he's in the state he was in last night.
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Keep in crying, whiteboi. Watching you submit to Blade will be so glorious
 
tinnit said:
Alcohol is an anti-septic. The liquor is literally keeping him alive.
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I know it's a joke but Jaeger is too low abv to be an antiseptic but the formula does have some medicinal qualities according to traditional german folk humoral theory. It was at one point considered medicine for stomach digestion and distemper (aka ill humors)

It was a regional traditional drink that was monetized by a businessman in the 1930s who was a big hitler supporter.

Of course humourism is now widely considered to be superstitious bullshit so it's literally a drink that gives you diahherea with alcohol in it
 
He should just get his leg amputated and get a wooden pegleg.
That way people will not complain when he is drunk due to him looking like a pirate.
Pirates can get away with public intoxication
 
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That's what I was thinking of when I was watching his POV with that basket of Jaeger sticked to the bottom of the screen

Edit: Updated with @The golden neckbeard idea
 

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N I G M O D E said:
You poors are all a bunch of unbeknownst loser literal whos
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The wimpiest, most faggoty leftist talking point is, "I don't even know what that is, what the fuck is ____?" This white nigger knows exactly what Kiwi Farms is, he's mentioned it dozens of times on the RV, but he just rolls over for belly rubs, acting stupid so he doesn't have to discuss it. Someone could sit down and explain it to him and he'd still say, what even is that? Just to avoid the receipts of him asking 14 year olds if they squirt.

"Uhhh whud is kiwi farms?" So fucking embarrassing, so humiliating.
 
Are you guys dumb or what? He said Jager has medicinal properties, were you doubting him?

When were his toes amputated? When he was not drinking!

Put 2+2 together, figure it out persons.
 
An automatic clown said:
Never had it, Google said it's a measly 70 proof. He must just drink bottle after bottle to stay at his base level of completely obliterated all the time. Break out the Everclear you toeless pussy and let's really party
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It's hard to describe the taste. Like drinking a thick sweet syrup flavored with Christmas tree water. It's not terrible but it's more like a herby flavored cough syrup. Everclear is nasty shit. Might aswell drink diesel

It does definitely make you shit tho. Can absolutely confirm that. The redbull makes it even worse

Combined with blades diet I'll bet every day that man lays siege to his toilet for hours on end.
 
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