🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Our boy is turning green from all the Jager..he is becoming a retarded drunk jager hulk
Never heard him be compared to the hulk, usually it's homer simpson.

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People in AntiMatterMorty's comments are saying Blade has struck MajorChilla's video about blades recent scooter antics and got itaken down. Anyone know if this true? I know blade is known for being a faggot that strikes channels, so it wouldn't really surprise me.
Blade has been either too drunk or too hungover to strike anyone. It's a common bit for people to claim Blade has struck their videos so as to gain attention from his trolls and audience.
He just woke up, got up to go to the bathroom, and bro is straight limping. You know that shits gotta hurt.
To be fair, I think any of us would be limping if we crashed into a much shit and toppled over a mobility scooter as many times as Blade has this week.

It's common as fuck for alcoholics to look like they were in a car wreck from all their bruising and they have no idea what happened.
 
To be fair, I think any of us would be limping if we crashed into a much shit and toppled over a mobility scooter as many times as Blade has this week.

It's common as fuck for alcoholics to look like they were in a car wreck from all their bruising and they have no idea what happened.
Honestly, I wouldn’t doubt that a big reason for the limping is his stump. From how it looks at glances in his live, to how he DEFINITELY isn’t taking care of it, and the swelling in his leg, I’m almost positive it’s hurting like a mf.
 
Nah this nigga is burning the candle at both ends. If he still alive in 2036 he will be a moldy wrinkled bedridden sausage missing his legs
Just like drunk drivers persons like Blade seem to amuse God so he lets them keep trucking FAR longer than seems medically possible and walk away from things that kill anyone else without a scratch.

Meanwhile the second he turns his life around is when we will hear he died of a sudden heart attack. Id put money on it
 
Just like drunk drivers persons like Blade seem to amuse God so he lets them keep trucking FAR longer than seems medically possible and walk away from things that kill anyone else without a scratch.

Meanwhile the second he turns his life around is when we will hear he died of a sudden heart attack. Id put money on it
Unfortunately, people die faster when they quit drinking than they would if they’d had kept drinking (once you’ve been an alcoholic for so long). Unless you recover extremely carefully. So yeah, it’s inevitable either way.
 
Wow. We haven't gotten a proper hangover stream in a minute. He even went on the usual "I need to stop drinking, dood. This shit is killing me" cope speech he used to do.
 
Honestly, I wouldn’t doubt that a big reason for the limping is his stump. From how it looks at glances in his live, to how he DEFINITELY isn’t taking care of it, and the swelling in his leg, I’m almost positive it’s hurting like a mf.
Oh I totally agree. I'm just saying, even without the serious foot issue, anyone would be limping and in pain just from the repeated spills he has taken this week.
Unfortunately, people die faster when they quit drinking than they would if they’d had kept drinking (once you’ve been an alcoholic for so long). Unless you recover extremely carefully. So yeah, it’s inevitable either way.
If you're talking about dying from a withdrawal induced seizure, I would agree. That said, I certainly ran into the view that a lot of drunks had that once they got clean, their health seemed to decline.

The thing was, these guys typically had multiple co-morbidities and other underlying serious health issues that they had been ignoring for years. Now that they were sober, they noticed their physical aliments and for a lot of them, the first time they got a physical since they were in the military, they found out they had heart failure, fatty liver disease, etc. And a lot of them came to the conclusion they were healthier drinking daily to excess.

For example, the content king himself. Blade has implied that he lost his toes after he got clean, ergo there is no point maintaining sobriety. He still wasn't treating his diabetes, eating right, exercising, or quiting smoking.

You can get someone to drop their drug of choice, but that ain't necessarily going to fix shit. That is why you see some people bounce from one addiction, to another, aka the "dry drunk* stereotype.
 
Geezers going to get blade some jager and deliver it to blade sounds like we will be getting a stream soon.

He asked geezer for "jager, two cans of sugar free redbull and menthol newports" who is currently putting his shoes on to go drive claiming he has only had a "double shot" and he is "good to drive"

edit: watching this guy prepare a 8oz vodka cocktail to bring to blades and he is going in his fridge / kitchen drawers and everything is fucking filthy, dirty bottles in the fridge with old drinks in that he takes out and pours into a plastic bag from the bottom drawer of his fridge... he is using empty plastic bags in his fridge as trash bags. also this guy is atleast a little drunk and probably shouldn't be driving

Blade is currently watching geezer enroute to walmart for jagermeds
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Scooter has been returned looks like we are hoofing it today boys, no roaming stream.
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Blade says he has been out and about and that the strip is really dead so they are now heading back to geezers house to get litty, stream should be going live soon, geezer can drive so possible jager reups and drunk walmart is on the table.


He is really feeling the wear and tear of vegas irl streams it seems.
"Technically I'm homeless so I did the math and why would I fly back and not have any way to really stream, doing shitty irl streams, the hotels cost more than it does to stay out here for another week, maybe take a few recovery days, I did book a flight and was supposed to leave today at 6am which was $125, I'm going to stay in vegas and stream out here for the time being"
 
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Was looking at the grocery list he gave geezer, does it look like he texted him saying "She going" ? I know the quality is awful and its barely readable but it does look like he said "she going"

Does this imply that instead of streaming today he has been getting litty with a hooker in vegas after he finished the podcast?

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