🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[Jace on ice]

Blade should just opt for amputation at the knee

He'll get there eventually. See that black shit that's slowly making it's way up his leg?

That's necrosis.

 

[XOCastle]

I honestly think he runs on zero upkeep, didn't shower today, doesn't brush his teeth, doesn't clean the hoof, doesn't shave his face with a mirror he is literally a comical homer simpson character.

What teeth?

 

[Christorian X's Older Bro]

Blade will never die. He has that Pickled Egg genotype.

 

[Rustybuttons]

Sounds like he’s pissing the bed in stream right now

 

[DietMtnDew]

That's a happy guy if I've ever seen one!
He should write self-help books so we can all wake up looking this young and vibrant.

 

[Baconator Connoisseur]

Blade will never die. He has that Pickled Egg genotype.

Nah this nigga is burning the candle at both ends. If he still alive in 2036 he will be a moldy wrinkled bedridden sausage missing his legs

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Blade will never die. He has that Pickled Egg genotype.

The liquor is the only thing keeping him alive.

 

[Dip Can]

VEGAS DAY 4... or 5. Ok, I guess he deserved a break after sunday's littyness.
Vegas streamer house hype! Blade wants to move to Vegas and set up a streamer house. Great idea! Everyone loved the last streamer house... well except Willy. RIP. Can you imagine renting to this guy.

1:00

Homeless Gomer Pyle shows up, sits on the scooter, drinks Blade's Jager, bums a cig and leaves. What a guy!

2:02

Blade pees the (flower) bed.

1:26

Somehow Geezer the retard walks right by Blade peeing and only discovers him by the dono sound. Blade blends in so well with the other homeless vagrants in Vegas. Is this what they call urban camo?

0:36

Blade attempts to reverse the scooter out of the hotel room to go for a cig break. I was fucking dying editing this. Classic scooter content.

1:59

Spoiler: Blade POV

1:59

Spoiler: Cig break

Blade rides off into the night.

0:12

Nigger it's alive, nigger!

0:04

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Nah this nigga is burning the candle at both ends. If he still alive in 2036 he will be a moldy wrinkled bedridden sausage missing his legs

Jägermeister is a medicinal herbal digestive from da ert, you uncultured swine. It's healthy and nourishing to both body and soul.

 

[ProxyAnon]

who is streaming him on kick does anyone have a link

 

[ProxyAnon]

Blade should just opt for amputation at the knee

with what money

 

[Baconator Connoisseur]

with what money

Hospitals have to treat you first...ask questions later...But it would have to go sepsis or something first. So he could get it done for free no big deal and then they will send him bills which he won't pay

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

ITS ALIVE

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Classic scooter content.

Mobility scooter Blade is being the best arc in a long time - blurting out slurs to the general public while slowly bumping into randoms on the street or crashing into walls/falling off. He can now drunk drive sucessfully without getting a DUI.

nigger can I get a newport nigger? figure it out nigger i hate you you look like a squirter

 

[Rustybuttons]

“This litty again shit, it’s cool for a couple donos but I’m dying. I feel like absolute shit.”
You can hear legitimate pain and suffering in this man’s voice

 

[Jace on ice]

“This litty again shit, it’s cool for a couple donos but I’m dying. I feel like absolute shit.”
You can hear legitimate pain and suffering in this man’s voice

He's going to die prematurely, that's a given so he might as well do it in a funny way.

 

[unaboomer]

its alive charging my stuff $3 tts no toxcity [wsY_4jPsH6Y]

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Part 10

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[ExtendedSatay]

The morning stream we just got, with pillow talk, is some of the most earnest Blade content I've seen since Sunday Chill commentaries.

No one has an instinct for content like him. He is the greatest streamer of all time.

 

[Baconator Connoisseur]

ITS ALIVE
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Our boy is turning green from all the Jager..he is becoming a retarded drunk jager hulk

 

[Baconator Connoisseur]

“This litty again shit, it’s cool for a couple donos but I’m dying. I feel like absolute shit.”
You can hear legitimate pain and suffering in this man’s voice

Oh he is doing his "I am not drinking today" schtick but by 5pm he will have a bottle of Jaegermeister