🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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An YTMND User said:
Is it too far to consider that Blade might be the greatest alcoholic of all time?
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Not even close

I use to frequent bars a lot and you wouldn't believe some of the regulars who literally would get off work everyday and loiter athe bar till closing time chain smoking and knocking back shot after shot.

Blades drinking is notable because it's streamed for attention but certainly not award winning... alot of people do it for free with no one watching.

Shit back in 2009 there was a guy his wife would pick him from chemo and drop him off at the bar everyday and he would proceed to puke all the time after downing gins with lemons. Eventually they had a party for him and nicely as possible banned him from the place because they were tired of the guy vomiting and having to clean it up everyday.
 
The golden neckbeard said:
Not even close

I use to frequent bars a lot and you wouldn't believe some of the regulars who literally would get off work everyday and loiter athe bar till closing time chain smoking and knocking back shot after shot.

Blades drinking is notable because it's streamed for attention but certainly not award winning... alot of people do it for free with no one watching.

Shit back in 2009 there was a guy his wife would pick him from chemo and drop him off at the bar everyday and he would proceed to puke all the time after downing gins with lemons. Eventually they had a party for him and nicely as possible banned him from the place because they were tired of the guy vomiting and having to clean it up everyday.
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Ok then...greatest streamed alcoholic of all time then?
 
The golden neckbeard said:
Not even close

I use to frequent bars a lot and you wouldn't believe some of the regulars who literally would get off work everyday and loiter athe bar till closing time chain smoking and knocking back shot after shot.

Blades drinking is notable because it's streamed for attention but certainly not award winning... alot of people do it for free with no one watching.

Shit back in 2009 there was a guy his wife would pick him from chemo and drop him off at the bar everyday and he would proceed to puke all the time after downing gins with lemons. Eventually they had a party for him and nicely as possible banned him from the place because they were tired of the guy vomiting and having to clean it up everyday.
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Blade's drinking is notable because his poison of choice is Jagermeister with a splash of Redbull. That shit is diabetes in a bottle and he'll drink a couple fifths of it on a litty stream, while smoking 'Ports. He basically speedran diabetes and all the lil bruises, leg holes and missing toes that come with it solely because Jagermeister is the only alcohol he likes. Also it makes him say nigger a lot and that's funny.
 
Agares said:
Blade's drinking is notable because his poison of choice is Jagermeister with a splash of Redbull. That shit is diabetes in a bottle and he'll drink a couple fifths of it on a litty stream, while smoking 'Ports. He basically speedran diabetes and all the lil bruises, leg holes and missing toes that come with it solely because Jagermeister is the only alcohol he likes. Also it makes him say nigger a lot and that's funny.
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It would be mad funny if he got drunk on something else and became a "dude, you can't say that shit" guy. Like Jagermeister is the key to harnessing all of the niggers his mind can conjure.
 
Dip Can said:
100% agree, if he's the same low energy retard on coke as he is normally he needs to get his money back. My suspicion was also the white bullshit he put on the poverty nachos. Makes sense he got some on his nose the way he was just shoving them in the general direction of his face.

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He really needs another sidekick to juice up the content. He's no fun alone, the best moments are always him kicking it with other streamers or randos. Even going to Vegas he'd just sit in a hotel the entire time, the hoof amputation has basically immobilized him. The only way to make it fun is if he rode around Vegas on Peggy's scooty-puff, but that's too much hassle for him.
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Those eses probably put sand in his coke.

Capgras Delusion said:
His diabetes is a major debuff.
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Speed -10
 
Jace on ice said:
Used to date a girl getting her neuropsych doctorate. She was studying alcoholism and they paid local bums to study them.

They had this one dude who drank like five or six of those giant Colt 45 malt liquor cans a day and had done so for like 25 years.

Just like hard drug users some chronic alcoholics are shockingly resilient.

You keep expecting them to die and they just fucking don't for whatever reason.
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You are describing survivors bias. I used to volunteer at a veterans hospital. For every rare, once in a blue moon Charles Bukowski survivor (aka someone getting close to the average life span of an American male), there were dozens of guys dying in their 30's and 40's from the complications of alcohol.

I'm not saying I know he is dying in a year. I'm just saying I wouldn't put money on him lasting one. As others have stated, Blade has multiple, serious medical issues that compound the drinking.

The other big fucking issue is Blade not only refuses to take care of himself, he actively refuses to seek medical treatment until it becomes impossible to ignore. Like how many times has he has to have his leg wounds drained because the pain became so severe he felt it over the drinking? Or the fact he let all his teeth rot out.

I would not be surprised if one day blade just stopped streaming because he died suddenly from internal bleeding.
 
Agares said:
Blade's drinking is notable because his poison of choice is Jagermeister with a splash of Redbull. That shit is diabetes in a bottle and he'll drink a couple fifths of it on a litty stream, while smoking 'Ports. He basically speedran diabetes and all the lil bruises, leg holes and missing toes that come with it solely because Jagermeister is the only alcohol he likes. Also it makes him say nigger a lot and that's funny.
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That's true and I honestly couldn't think of a worse choice.


Jaegermeister is pretty awful shit and paired with red bull it's even worse. The few times I've had jaegar bombs over the years I couldn't even finish the night.

Head in toilet and then passing out shivering in that cursed sticky space between the toilet and bathtub.

Honestly the whole pissing yourself makes sense. You really get so sick on that shit walking to the bathroom is like hiking Everest. Sick is definitely the right word for it, because it's really not like being drunk on a few beers.


Edit: and I have no doubt in my mind he shits himself also. Really easy to do on that stuff.
 
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The golden neckbeard said:
That's true and I honestly couldn't think of a worse choice.


Jaegermeister is pretty awful shit and paired with red bull it's even worse. The few times I've had jaegar bombs over the years I couldn't even finish the night.

Head in toilet and then passing out shivering in that cursed sticky space between the toilet and bathtub.

Honestly the whole pissing yourself makes sense. You really get so sick on that shit walking to the bathroom is like hiking Everest. Sick is definitely the right word for it, because it's really not like being drunk on a few beers.


Edit: and I have no doubt in my mind he shits himself also. Really easy to do on that stuff.
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Blade has literally shit the bed in the past. I don't know if the screenshot still exists, but years ago during the IP2 era, he shat all over a motel bed in his sleep.
 
Agares said:
Blade has literally shit the bed in the past. I don't know if the screenshot still exists, but years ago during the IP2 era, he shat all over a motel bed in his sleep.
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Wouldn't be shocked at all if he wakes up with ice cold shit in his pants after a litty stream
 
JustStopDude said:
You are describing survivors bias. I used to volunteer at a veterans hospital. For every rare, once in a blue moon Charles Bukowski survivor (aka someone getting close to the average life span of an American male), there were dozens of guys dying in their 30's and 40's from the complications of alcohol.

I'm not saying I know he is dying in a year. I'm just saying I wouldn't put money on him lasting one. As others have stated, Blade has multiple, serious medical issues that compound the drinking.

The other big fucking issue is Blade not only refuses to take care of himself, he actively refuses to seek medical treatment until it becomes impossible to ignore. Like how many times has he has to have his leg wounds drained because the pain became so severe he felt it over the drinking? Or the fact he let all his teeth rot out.

I would not be surprised if one day blade just stopped streaming because he died suddenly from internal bleeding.
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Honestly I think sepsis or heart failure will get him.

I noticed he stops breathing in his sleep, not snore but his brain actively stops sending breathing signals. he 100% has central sleep apnea and putting that piece of the puzzle together with the drinking indicates he has an insipid undiagnosed heart issue.
 
The golden neckbeard said:
Honestly I think sepsis or heart failure will get him.

I noticed he stops breathing in his sleep, not snore but his brain actively stops sending breathing signals. he 100% has central sleep apnea and putting that piece of the puzzle together with the drinking indicates he has an insipid undiagnosed heart issue.
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Jack Kerouac woke up one morning, felt nauseous, then started throwing up blood. He had an esophageal hemorrhage and that was it for him. He made it to 47. Could be something like that, or a sudden heart attack with similar consequences.

The other option is that all of a sudden Blade's body will just randomly give up but without letting him actually die, at least not right away. This is the liver failure route. He'll actually feel bad enough that he has no choice but to go to a hospital, doctors will look him over and tell him it's over for his liver, he'll keep drinking as much as he can, in and out of hospitals until eventually one hospital stay becomes permanent. In a sort of poetic justice, going out in a similar fashion as Peggy.

Not sure which one it will be honestly. I definitely don't think he's making it to 50, or if he somehow does, he'll be on the liver failure route. But I wouldn't be surprised if he has a few more years in him yet. Of course, if he died tomorrow that wouldn't surprise me either. My point is you really can't tell with these people. Everyone's body has a different breaking point and Blade has already proven his is well past what most people thought it was.
 
The golden neckbeard said:
Honestly the whole pissing yourself makes sense.
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You can factor in that since Blade isn't controlling his diabetes at all, this also makes him piss a lot. It's from his kidneys going into overdrive to try and lower his blood sugar. In this process, called osmotic diuresis, greatly increases urine volume.

This actually compounds his hangover as his body is losing excessive amounts of water. Not sure if anyone else has noticed but Blade rather prominently tries to drink water during his sessions, at least a lot more than he had in the past. It's probably due to him being in a dehydrated state to a further extent than just a regular alcoholic as opposed to any goal to extend his drinking sessions.

Osmotic diuresis would also lead to bloat, significant weight changes, constant fatigue and constant thirst. With Blade's drinking though, he probably assumes these are all just hangover issues.

But this is just me spit balling.
 
JustStopDude said:
You can factor in that since Blade isn't controlling his diabetes at all, this also makes him piss a lot. It's from his kidneys going into overdrive to try and lower his blood sugar. In this process, called osmotic diuresis, greatly increases urine volume.

This actually compounds his hangover as his body is losing excessive amounts of water. Not sure if anyone else has noticed but Blade rather prominently tries to drink water during his sessions, at least a lot more than he had in the past. It's probably due to him being in a dehydrated state to a further extent than just a regular alcoholic as opposed to any goal to extend his drinking sessions.

Osmotic diuresis would also lead to bloat, significant weight changes, constant fatigue and constant thirst. With Blade's drinking though, he probably assumes these are all just hangover issues.

But this is just me spit balling.
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Could be his kidneys and beetis. But it's my opinion based on my own experience it's literally just alcohol poisoning from the jaeger. His brain literally doesn't care, his consciousness and sense of who he is and that he exists is off somewhere else.

People who drink that much jaegar can literally run an entire family over and not realize what they did till they sober up because they are just not in control. They black out and come too. Who was in control during that time God only knows.
 
The golden neckbeard said:
But it's my opinion based on my own experience
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Same with my shit posting. I got a coworker, who is the stereotype Mormon won't touch drugs or alcohol at all, yet is completely addicted to sugar to the point he went diabetic.

We will be commissioning equipment in the field and his blood glucose gets so bad you can smell it (like a sickly sweat BO smell). When he gets like this, he starts pissing like a race horse.

I'm amazed this guy has made it to 50 with his refusal to modify his diet or regulate his diabetes.
 
Vulgate said:
How an APB hasn't been circulated among every roach motel in the state warning against admitting this notorious floor and bed pisser, I don't know.
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He is staying at what is the equivalent of flop houses. The places were you can rent by the month, week, day, or hour.

It's the kind of place where women and their kids are sent to when they show up to a homeless shelter. A place where you will get woken up to by a lot lizard plying her trade, door to door, at ten at night. The sort of place EMT's and cops routinely respond to.

You are either stuck in the middle of nowhere and have no other choice or your life is so completely fucked, you have no better alternatives.

It's a Jeet run shit hole that will eventually get demolished in a few years once the health department shuts it down.

I have had to stay in very similar places due to work. I cannot fathom having a loved one living in a place like that.
 
Vulgate said:
How an APB hasn't been circulated among every roach motel in the state warning against admitting this notorious floor and bed pisser, I don't know.
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Shitty motels are made for this sort of shit...what do they care..bunch of pajeets scam a 36 month interest only minimum delayed payment loan from the SBA, buy a place on no interest loans and charge people $60 a night one room in a building with probably 100.

The staff is pajeet, the cleaning lady is some Consuelo probably making $6 an hour who rents a room full time with her family.

Jeets fluff it all up, slap on some paint sell it to the next Indian for 35% more who gets his loan from the SBA also. Heck the two parties are probably related.



You just know jeet management ain't dropping money on sheets so it's getting washed as many times as it takes.
 
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