🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Going to a home
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
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Momma's going to a home and Blade's going to Vegas
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It's about time our hardworking caregiver gets a vacation. The slots are calling and if he loses it all, Blade can just sleep in the tunnels under the city with the rest of the homeless.
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sharp lint said:
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No mama blade = 3 drunk streams in 7 days. Not an alcoholic to some retards here btw :stress:
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He isn't an alcoholic. He is a professional drinker.

It's no different than how a prostitute isn't a slut. Money is involved.

Blade's whole "take a shot and then spend the next 30 minutes smoking a Newport" shtick is boring as fuck.

Edit "I'm hiring a j-cup stump wrapper!" - blade.
 
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No Peggy around to kill the hype means more time to get litty. He's not an alcoholic, he's working overtime and you're poor.
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He's craving nachos a little bit.
 
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Steak Tartare said:
Bonus sfw 1 min cigcam nitenite stream from blade, sans pants and featuring white stuff on his nose
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Cocaine in your nose while going to sleep is crazy work. I'd bet that's probably one of mom's pills rather than actual blow though. Then again, he doing the mouth movements of someone high on meth-cut coke, so maybe it is blow. I can't figure it out, persons.
 
LetMeSleepDude said:
Goddamn his streams have been so fucking boring lately. How do you drink for your job then end stream right after you actually get drunk?and How tf do you eat nachos with no fucking teeth?!
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That was the only entertaining part for me. Dropping this coagulated mess of microwaved melted cheese and Doritos into his gummed chompers made me lol a few times how ridiculous it looked. It was like a seal gulping a fish.
 
HansKlokBier said:
At around 0:41 he says "cocaine in the nose nigger"
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I could see coke being the reason why his streams have been longer the past week but can he even afford it? Dude can't even get a double bed hotel with his mom to save face an not look pathetic to viewers. Maybe now that mom situation is figured out with her going to a care facility he bought a 8ball to celebrate
 
"There's a chance mama blade is going to a home.. so that would change the trajectory of the hype"

I'm fairly de-sensitised to Blade shit but this is an unbelievably callous way to talk about your mother going into care.
 
ExtendedSatay said:
"There's a chance mama blade is going to a home.. so that would change the trajectory of the hype"

I'm fairly de-sensitised to Blade shit but this is an unbelievably callous way to talk about your mother going into care.
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It’s because Blade’s selfish, simple as. He was talking about how he felt like he hasn’t been living the last couple of years taking care of her, he wants to party, etc. Brian “cares” but he doesn’t truly care about anyone other than himself. Either that or his wet brain just processes “going into care” as “yay, not my problem anymore,” rather than “oh she might die soon.”

Like, I get it, taking care of people is fucking exhausting, but I wouldn’t be getting drunk and doing coke on a livestream to celebrate it ending.
 
ExtendedSatay said:
"There's a chance mama blade is going to a home.. so that would change the trajectory of the hype"

I'm fairly de-sensitised to Blade shit but this is an unbelievably callous way to talk about your mother going into care.
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"Hype"

Does this drunk nigga think he is some real celebrity?
 
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