🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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ToRRaC said:
I figured it out and got a 8:17
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Holy shit, this game is unironically good.

It's obviously inspired by Outrun (one of my favorite games) - I love the aesthetics, I enjoy the driving and it runs really good on a browser. For a quick project, lolcow joke game it's a 10/10. I kinda want to speedrun it, but my best time is 9:05 with the DTS so far.

If the game author is reading this - I'm a 3D modeller by trade and I can hook you up with a low-poly Caddy DTS and lore-accurate RV6 recreational vehicle with the broken ladder that Blade busted because he's fat. Send me a PM and I'll whip them up within a week. I'll send you the .blend files, textured, animated and ready to go. Drop me a PM, if you're interested. I couldn't find your contact info within the game.

I just wish everytime you crashed, there was a soundclip like "*brake stomp* GIT IT. GIT IT CUMSTOP, I'M SUPER LIT I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVIN ROUND ERE. DO YOU HAVE ALIGHT BABY? ihateyou VROOOM" or a "PLAY. POSTMALONE. whassdghdshglass" to keep it family friendly and nigger-free.

10/10, will try to speedrun in the future.

EDIT: Post Malone source clip.
EDIT2: NIGGER CAN I HAVE A NEWPORT NIGGER

 
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The only screenshot worthy moment in the Rumble stream was at the very end of it.
 
Agares said:
He's almost DSP level bad at it. He still hasn't figured out how to use the speed boost feature but he indirectly figured out that the Dr Pepper pickups are a debuff.

This is a game I figured out the mechanics for on my first try while buzzed off of hard cider last night.
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But you he leaves no Jager behind. Gotta give him credit for that.
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Omg I'm probably even sub-DSP level. I took the 'Lac on the Western route -- 14:21 time. I only managed 43 pickups, I kept missing so many of them by just a hair. But I apparently I managed to hit everything else... 257 collisions. Hey at least I made it. :story:

EDIT: okay second run was somewhat better... I took the BMW on the High Desert route -- only 12:23 this time. I managed a few more pickups (46) and a few less collisions (235). The Beemer definitely handles better than the Caddy. I love the Super-Boost with the shield! 😁
 
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Autistic Joe said:
Omg I'm probably even sub-DSP level. I took the 'Lac on the Western route -- 14:21 time. I only managed 43 pickups, I kept missing so many of them by just a hair. But I apparently I managed to hit everything else... 257 collisions. Hey at least I made it. :story:

EDIT: okay second run was somewhat better... I took the BMW on the High Desert route -- only 12:23 this time. I managed a few more pickups (46) and a few less collisions (235). The Beemer definitely handles better than the Caddy. I love the Super-Boost with the shield! 😁
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At least you’re not Cyraxx level bad at the game. Drink some Jagerbombs and you’ll figure it out a little bit.

I managed to get around 8:15 on the Yakima route with the BMW.
 
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