🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Dokkaebi Is Calling said:
Yes I do recall that.

it was the same stream where he took his mom's scooter and drove it drunk to go get fish tacos i believe
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That was Top 5 legendary streams

Bryan: LET ME GET A FISH TACO AND A LEMONADE NIGGER
Drive through woman-person: Oh, sir, I don't think you can go through here with a scooter
Bryan: OH I CALLED EARLIER THEY SAID IT'S OK
Drive through woman-person: Oh, you called? Nice
Bryan: AYOOOOOOOOOO I LIKE YOUR BUTTHOLE
 
AyoMondaySayo said:
That was Top 5 legendary streams

Bryan: LET ME GET A FISH TACO AND A LEMONADE NIGGER
Drive through woman-person: Oh, sir, I don't think you can go through here with a scooter
Bryan: OH I CALLED EARLIER THEY SAID IT'S OK
Drive through woman-person: Oh, you called? Nice
Bryan: AYOOOOOOOOOO I LIKE YOUR BUTTHOLE
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That stream was fucking wild. Brian was having the time of his life DUI'ing a mobility scooter and sexually harassing fast food workers while his mom was at home eating a whole bottle of morphine and making goodbye phone calls. Jake was back home in TN/KY/wherever and was still the first one to call 911.
 
Once you know his mom didn't kill herself its hilarious how he handled it...

On the way there it was fuck her, she just wants attention, she won't do it.

Once he got the tacos, its like he got post fish taco clarity and actually started realizing chat might be right that she might be dead and cuts the stream
 
AyoMondaySayo said:
That was Top 5 legendary streams

Bryan: LET ME GET A FISH TACO AND A LEMONADE NIGGER
Drive through woman-person: Oh, sir, I don't think you can go through here with a scooter
Bryan: OH I CALLED EARLIER THEY SAID IT'S OK
Drive through woman-person: Oh, you called? Nice
Bryan: AYOOOOOOOOOO I LIKE YOUR BUTTHOLE
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That's right up there with the stream where he tried to rizz up the Doordash driver in Missouri.
"WHAT UP RAPUNZEL? AY YOU WANNA KICK IT IN HERE? I'VE GOT 5 CAMERAS. YOU CAN SQUIRT A LITTLE BIT."
"COME ON, DOOD. YOU'RE RIPE FOR THE PICKIN!"
"Alriiight there's your ID, there's your Jaeger..."
"And are you comin' in?
"And here's your water!"
"CMON, RAPUNZEL!"
"no thank you!"
"SQUIRT A LITTLE BIT THERE, SQUIRTY!"
"C'MON, SQUIRTY!"
 
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When your mom isn't home so it's time to get litty. What a great way to live life at 43.
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Blade said he cut ties with Boneclinks for suicide baiting and being weird, dood. Wasn't that one of his longtime streamer friends from before IP2?

Also Boneclinks is still a mod and Blade doesn't know what "TND" means.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
I miss when blade actually went out and did shit. Hes gotta be wrangled to go out now and hes still ready to leave a little bit the moment he arrives.
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Can't get around well on one foot and he has been saying he hasn't been feeling the same lately.

To be honest that's a pretty big red flag at his age that would warrant an immediate colonoscopy or ct scan and prompt evaluation but we are talking about blade here. A guy who uses deodorant and watered down rubbing corn based alcohol to disinfect his diabetic wounds.

The possibility something terminal condition is starting inside of him cannot be discounted given his complete lack of self care for the past 20 years .

Imagine if we get chemo streams or dialysis streams one day
 
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