Ongoing - ADF On House Arrest* - Xochi's Vacation

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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Bullshit for asspats/attempt to have something to reeeeeee about. He's pushing the DID shit way past what even most tumblrtards do, hoping someone will call him out or question him so he can squeal about discrimination.

It's all made up and he knows it. He's not as delusional as Chris. He might wish he was Xochi, but there's no way he believes this shit is true. The difference between normal people and Phil is that normal people don't publish their daydreams of what they'd rather be doing, claiming another part of themselves actually is.

Besides, in real actual DID, alters don't know of each others' existence.
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And it's debatable whether or not DID is actually real. If it is, it's exceedingly rare.
 
Twrx said:
I hope it doesn't happen, but what's Phil going to do if the flight back crashes or his imaginary friend is somewhere a terrorist attacks happens? I'd like to see his reaction to that.
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Phil has referred to Xochi on multiple occasions as a Goddess, though I've never been clear on if this is a sub/dom thing or if he actually believes that he has a deity rattling around in his pathetically empty skull.

Either way, he's portrayed Xochi as a badass (or at least his version of a badass) on multiple occasions, so we'd probably get some insanely moronic story about how Xochi survived whatever happened and also killed fifteen transphobic cis nazis on the way back to Portland.

Hell, we'll probably get a story like that anyway, even if nothing bad happens.
 
I hope he goes out in public with that thing and it causes a cop to think he's a dude on house arrest who has escaped. Then he tards out and the cop searches him and finds illegal mall ninja shit and chucks him in the slammer.
 
AnOminous said:
I hope he goes out in public with that thing and it causes a cop to think he's a dude on house arrest who has escaped. Then he tards out and the cop searches him and finds illegal mall ninja shit and chucks him in the slammer.
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“Officer, the voice in my head told me I can’t leave the house, so I’m a bad girl for doing so! The weapons? Oh, I need them to defend against kiwis. ... where are you taking me?!”
 
The most amazing thing to me is that he actually wants to go outside looking like a sex offender.
 
This is what happens when autism meets a teenage boy's desperate need to be cool. I have this theory with Phil that when he tries some new edgelord addition to his persona, and it gets him asspats, he just keeps running with it far past the point where it makes any sense. Like when his anti-Israel stance culminated in him becoming a Nazi. People gave him a positive reception for his DID, so he's now taking it to the point where people who have no physical form are somehow going on vacation to another country without him. Despite having no physical form, Xochi travels by commercial flights, public transport and bikes. How the hell is any of this supposed to work?

Guy Smiley said:
Phil has referred to Xochi on multiple occasions as a Goddess, though I've never been clear on if this is a sub/dom thing or if he actually believes that he has a deity rattling around in his pathetically empty skull.

Either way, he's portrayed Xochi as a badass (or at least his version of a badass) on multiple occasions, so we'd probably get some insanely moronic story about how Xochi survived whatever happened and also killed fifteen transphobic cis nazis on the way back to Portland.

Hell, we'll probably get a story like that anyway, even if nothing bad happens.
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Phil is so desperate for acceptance that he's actually invented a cool best friend. Guess things aren't going so well with... anything.

flossman said:
When is Jingles going on vacation? That guy deserves some rest.
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Yeah, he's supposed to have a stupid number of headmates, yet we never hear anything from those. Probably because Xochi fulfils that "cool friend/girlfriend" need and the rest are just fashion accessories. Mind you, there was that time when he found Ameratsu dead, somehow.
 
JSGOTI said:
Xochi(The Domme), is his headmate. She put him on house arrest and is currently on vacation.
Because that makes so much fucking sense and its EXACTLY how these things work, right?
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I hope he's able to project so hard he can bring himself back a souvenir
 
I thought Xochi committed suicide last year from being forced to live inside Phil's head.
 
Ray Streip said:
I can't even imagine how many of these people started writing "That's not how DID works though" and then stopped themselves
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There's no one left on Phil's feed that criticizes him anymore. He's blocked them all at this point.

This "Oh My" is about as much as he'll tolerate. You can practically hear the slow backing away of the guy as he's posting it.

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Cripple said:
I'm new to ADF--so his alternate personality is on vacation? While a domme has his original personality on house arrest? Does the domme actually exist or is she another alter?
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Phil has been larping as DID since at least 2011. He used to have multiple facebook accounts for his "headmates" and he would send them on trips around the world. His oldest alter, Amaterasu, was a F2M "cop" who traveled over to Russia and Japan for skiiing and martial arts training while Phil wistfully watched from home and autistically updated their facebook locations for the fun places they visited.

Why he's doing it now? Because he's losing his goddamn mind now that no one loves him, and also...

UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Bullshit for asspats/attempt to have something to reeeeeee about. He's pushing the DID shit way past what even most tumblrtards do, hoping someone will call him out or question him so he can squeal about discrimination.
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I have a feeling this is because of Slingblade, who also claims to suffer from DID. Slingblade has a couple headmates who he brings out in real life, as evidenced by even Tim Whitbeck getting fed up with it and telling him to knock it off because it was obviously just him playing pretend. Phil, most likely desperate for any kind of attention, is bringing this back to try and one-up his fat drunk roommate.
 
He must of seen Conans goes to Israel special that aired 4 or 5 days ago and decided that his alter ego would vacation there
 
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