OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[Super Malario]

Chris is so fat that his spinal column is collapsing.

He shat one of his discs out.
His disc is out there.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

I can't wait for them to play the new Tamadachi game lol something tells me it's going to be super damn funny. Chris Corey, Zach and Tomar would be the dream team.

 

[Joshua Cohen Mohnstein]

I don't know who else would. I can't imagine many Millenial/Zoomer males are buying plushies depicting gross 35 year-old men who scream and make vaporware for a living. It must either be a production company thing or else plushes are really cheap merch since I'm pretty convinced Oneyplays is the last bastion for Straight White Males.

I would...

 

[Lion of Yehuda]

I would...

Drilling a hole in the Cory plush and pressing the voicebox button to make it say "This... Is... EPIIIIIIIIIC" as you climax

 

[Angry Muda]

late response but you guys are actual oney casuals if you couldn't figure out what these were when you saw it

 

[Joshua Cohen Mohnstein]

Drilling a hole in the Cory plush and pressing the voicebox button to make it say "This... Is... EPIIIIIIIIIC" as you climax

*rips out 15 inch fleshlight from cory plush*

*gallons of cum spill out onto the floor, permanently destroying varnish of mid-century traditional colonial flooring*

"Oops! Did I do that?"