OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

I wonder who's reading the prompts they do the funny haha improv host voice well.

I think it's Steve Buscemi

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Hmmm... prized turd and a kiss on the lips...?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

A feature of Armenian Cory plushie is that he watches you while you jack off and joins in.

 

[SNAFU]

I want to believe it was AI that gained sentience just to tell Cory to fuck off

 

[RollerGator]

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A feature of Armenian Cory plushie is that he watches you while you jack off and joins in.

I'm gonna get one and it's going to suffer the same fate as the Hannah Montana milk pillow

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

are the pooners gonna get this one too?

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

are the pooners gonna get this one too?

Of course, Cory is a love machine

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

need fanart of Armenian Cory with rotdog and top surgery scars NOW

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

And the OneyPlays subreddit is one of the less culturally Reddit ones

Naw they really try to push the idea that Chris and Zach are wholesome chungus libshits

We need a full Irish lads Oneyplays episode with Chris, Niall, and Paddy. I think that would be really funny.

what if Niall and patty are from different tribes?

I'm Jeff ugh stop turning me into a tranny.

chris and Dave’s impression of Jeff are better than Jeff himself

The jacket of choice for men with strange voices.

https://youtu.be/JpZCaPs1q6w?si=zNwH1di9HWjgNG5F

 

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A feature of Armenian Cory plushie is that he watches you while you jack off and joins in.

it's not complete without the iconic seatbelt

 

[White Slaad]

are the pooners gonna get this one too?

I don't know who else would. I can't imagine many Millenial/Zoomer males are buying plushies depicting gross 35 year-old men who scream and make vaporware for a living. It must either be a production company thing or else plushes are really cheap merch since I'm pretty convinced Oneyplays is the last bastion for Straight White Males.

 

[StillNotBlarg]

I'm still waiting for the tiny 6 inch Hitler plush.

 

[Slumbie]

These plushies are cheap as shit to produce. If C-List TF2 YouTubers can make one of their gay little OCs, Oneyplays certainly have the money to do so with voice boxes and everything. These are made by pre-order usually. So they only make what's ordered and there isn't ever any backstock.

 

[BotulismSandwich]

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Hmmm... prized turd and a kiss on the lips...?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ssnw2GA657s

I genuinely wish this was not the case, but it's not the first time kissing a turd has come up in conversation. This whole bit is demented but the relevant bit is at 1:10:33

 

[MrLisReal]

Naw they really try to push the idea that Chris and Zach are wholesome chungus libshits

How wholesome of Chris to repeatedly call Dave and Cory Faggots and Retards, also, I thought hanging out with people who say the N word is not wholesome chungus!