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Coalescence said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bhzvy73a65YGenshin Impact? With Cory? This can't go well.
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Yeah, I think this is easily one of the worst OneyPlays episodes they've ever made.
Ocean Punk said:
This was like GameGrumps level bad
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That's really accurate. Just instead of the GameGrumps toilet humor we get Cory and Dave gooner humor.
Cory also makes it pretty obvious that his only experience with the game is hentai, and specifically hentai of the femboy character. So that's...something, I guess.
 
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The moment Cory leaves and they get better games is the moment I start regularly watching
 
NiggerKing22 said:
"NO DON'T PLAY THAT SLOP! PLAY THIS SLOP!"
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Yeah the slop where they filled the time with hypotheticals they couldn't understand, like "would you kill a guy if a computer said he was going to kill you", or accurately predicted all the shitty marvel quips.
Not the game slop of loli/coomer shit.
 
My problem with the Genshin video is that THEY'RE complaining about it the whole time. I'll admit, I didn't watch the whole thing, I skimmed the video. But even Cory and Dave are complaining about how boring it is. Why the hell are they playing it at all.
 
Slumbie said:
My problem with the Genshin video is that THEY'RE complaining about it the whole time.
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I think the best comparison I can make is to the DragonBall Z: Kakarot episode. Where it's clear they do not like the game at all basically from the start, and are checked out for the entire video. But it's not as insufferable because it's Lyle and Zach, so they're not being obnoxious gooners and manage to somewhat salvage it.
 
Ocean Punk said:
If you can't tell the difference between their disposition when playing janky garbage or boring fetch quest number ticker simulators, I don't know what to tell you.
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Hiphopopotamus said:
Yeah the slop where they filled the time with hypotheticals they couldn't understand, like "would you kill a guy if a computer said he was going to kill you", or accurately predicted all the shitty marvel quips.
Not the game slop of loli/coomer shit.
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Think that's more of a problem of Cory and Dave just relying on coomer humor. Even in more watchable games like Sonic Unleashed, Cory's always going "FUUUH DUUUUH ROGUE'S FUCKIN TITS" while Chris has to tard wrangle him. If Zach, Tomar or Niall was playing Genshit it'd probably be as entertaining as the Forspoken ones.
 
I think it's also the fact that Genshin is just, kinda mediocre. There's nothing that wrong with it, at least compared to something like Forspoken or Dustborn. It's just a boring adventure game that's actually just a disguise for a roulette wheel. It's boring and uninteresting with very few funny moments and writing that's probably pretty sanitized, you're not going to get cringe or amateur writing YIIK or The Marvel Game. It's just a gacha game.

It's sorta why I miss Ding Dong and Julian. DD had such a wonderful backlog of older, obscure games that were very funny and interesting to watch and led to a lot of funny, classic moments. Even Lyle comes to the table with good games from the 2000s and 2010s since he has a good knowledge on games as well.

Cory and Dave just know games from porn.
 
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That genshin chick rendered in that style reminds me uncomfortably of one of the bad guys in Chicken Run.
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The Genshin episode is horrible and it's just a cosmic balancing due to the kino we've gotten from Cory and Dave for the past few months. That's my cope and I'm sticking to it.
 
mrs thickness said:
>Wow this video must have been actually bad
>Watch it
>All this just because they said "cum bubble" three times
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It's bad cause they picked the girl protag instead of the guy that was likely intended for the protag. It's a zelda-inspired game you fucking know the guy that looks like link was the intended protag.

I like how they randomly start talking about getting parasites and flesh eating bacteria out of nowhere.

There is games grumps-rot era tier stuff in the sense of like not unlocking waypoints when the button's literally telling them it's a fast travel waypoint but I got a suspicion they're like inebriated here or something because they go back like 19 minutes in and get it... and then they ignore and stumble by the one in the town for some reason. They didn't even finish the opening quest which is very odd due to like how long the episode is. I kinda wonder what their reaction would be when they got to the quest where there's just an autistic child that buried a pipe bomb in the woods and called it "treasure".

What would you do if you had a tiny paimon clone?
 
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