One Piece - I'm Gonna Be the Pirate King!

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This is genuinely the worst shit I've ever seen. They made Usopp a nigger, and then they added a scene of him and Kaya kissing because of course they did. The CGI is some of the worst I think I've ever seen, and not just for Luffy's Gomu Gomu abilities. Everyone involved in this should be tried for their crimes.
 
I'm halfway through the season and gonna take a break.

So, small thoughts rundown.
Episode 2 was a little rocky, but Buggy was the highlight. The remaining arcs are gonna have two episodes a piece. Which is nice.
Luffy's still great.
Zoro's deadpaness really makes his humor work. They even did a Zoro's lost bit.
Nami's still the most Netflix'd, but Nami's character is still coming out. She's not as bad as I thought she'd be.
Usopp's good.
Buggy's is great. He says flashy and everything.
Kuro is done really well. Like, even a little more threatening.
Alrong shows up early. He actually is working and being a big scary fish bastard.
Also, fuckin' We Are. You mad lads.
 
Oh no. I'm actually enjoying this. It's not good, at all; but it's just fun enough where I wanna go back and re-read the start of One Piece.

The costumes all look good, some of the actors are actually well done (Luffy, Zoro are unironically good). Nami looks just on the tail end of acceptable and sometimes approaches busted looking; but also every now and again, she does something to me lol, but by and large they're good.

I honestly think that the fact that it's all on practical sets; and every single actor is clearly enjoying themselves and seem to enjoy the source material is elevating this from dreck, to fun. I'm a little ashamed to admit that I like this as much as I do. Ha.

EDIT: Also, Garp just set Mihawk onto Luffy. Er, Garp, you sure that you wanna do that buddy? Didn't realise you wanted your grandson fucking dead.
 
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Usopp/Nami fans on suicide watch. Kek.
Was that ever a thing? I always assumed it was a accepted fact that Usopp and Kaya were a thing.

It’s cool some Kiwis are finding something to enjoy about the Netflix Piece. Still think it looks like shit and won’t bother, but that chapter was fucking great. I have to say Oda’s been making banger chapter after banger chapter lately and I’m happy his spark for this story is still there. I was worried that One Piece would end up like Naruto or something. Though at least if Aliens appear in One Piece it wouldn’t be out of nowhere like in fucking Naruto lol.
 
Was that ever a thing? I always assumed it was a accepted fact that Usopp and Kaya were a thing.
Oh yeah, it's a thing. I think the ship's small compared to something as popular as Luffy/Nami and Zoro/Sanji, but they're out there.
 
Oh yeah, it's a thing. I think the ship's small compared to something as popular as Luffy/Nami and Zoro/Sanji, but they're out there.
The only ships that matter in One Piece are the fucking boats get that gay shit out of here lol. If I could I’d put everyone who ships anything on a boat and set it on fire as it sails away.
 
The only ships that matter in One Piece are the fucking boats get that gay shit out of here lol. If I could I’d put everyone who ships anything on a boat and set it on fire as it sails away.
Lol my two brothers have their OTPs in which the only one that looks the most plausible is Sanji/Pudding. They have small (playful?) arguments over who Luffy will end up with, Hancock or Vivi, when we all know Luffy/Meat will win.

I don't really give a shit when it comes to OP, hilariously enough. Whatever happens, happens.
 
One Piece has been the series where shipping made the least amount of sense. Even when there are characters with interest in others there’s always been humor surrounding it and it never took itself to serious or was a major factor (besides Whole Cake of course) in the story. Though Pudding and Sanji should totally get together but that’s something the story set up itself.

Anyone who thinks Zoro and Sanji want to fuck let alone be in a relationship are the same types who think that any interaction between men means they just wanna bone. Though I’d say Zoro and Sanji are not really “friends” they do clearly have friendly feelings towards each other in their own ways.

Also I don’t see Luffy being with anyone honestly, though I hope he doesn’t die like a lot of people here seem to think is going to happen to him. I just want the story end with them kicking someone’s ass, finding the One Piece and sailing away with a big huge smile on his face. No epilogues, no spin-offs, no prequels, no sequels, just DONE!
 
One Piece has been the series where shipping made the least amount of sense.
I mean, I didn't think Luffy would have a legion of fangirls (a harem) and yet he does. I just know that whoever he ends up with (or doesn't), it'll be universally accept. I just don't see some nutjob shipper crying their eyes out and writing diatribes online/to Oda himself about it like there was with the other popular shounen titles.
 
One Piece has been the series where shipping made the least amount of sense. Even when there are characters with interest in others there’s always been humor surrounding it and it never took itself to serious or was a major factor (besides Whole Cake of course) in the story. Though Pudding and Sanji should totally get together but that’s something the story set up itself.

Anyone who thinks Zoro and Sanji want to fuck let alone be in a relationship are the same types who think that any interaction between men means they just wanna bone. Though I’d say Zoro and Sanji are not really “friends” they do clearly have friendly feelings towards each other in their own ways.

Also I don’t see Luffy being with anyone honestly, though I hope he doesn’t die like a lot of people here seem to think is going to happen to him. I just want the story end with them kicking someone’s ass, finding the One Piece and sailing away with a big huge smile on his face. No epilogues, no spin-offs, no prequels, no sequels, just DONE!
Honestly, I could see Luffy go out the same as Roger.
 
I mean, I didn't think Luffy would have a legion of fangirls (a harem) and yet he does. I just know that whoever he ends up with (or doesn't), it'll be universally accept. I just don't see some nutjob shipper crying their eyes out and writing diatribes online/to Oda himself about it like there was with the other popular shounen titles.
I hope he gets tons of hate like the Eva guy so Oda can make a movie that retcons things while also showing off the hate letters lol.
 
The show is basically like a One Piece themepark. It's very bizarre.
EDIT: Ahhhhhhhhh! Why is Arlong in Sanjis introduction? This is wrong, ALL WRONG! AHHHHHHH!!!

They're really speedrunning the whole process; by a lot. Namis whole thing is being welded onto Sanjis and Zoros thing all in the space of two episodes. Which is a very odd choice.
 
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This is genuinely the worst shit I've ever seen. They made Usopp a nigger, and then they added a scene of him and Kaya kissing because of course they did. The CGI is some of the worst I think I've ever seen, and not just for Luffy's Gomu Gomu abilities. Everyone involved in this should be tried for their crimes.

Oda has straight up said that if the Strawhats were born in the real world, Ussop would be from Africa.

So him being black is canon.
 
So, are these episodes worth watching? After Netflix Bebop, I was kind-of worried, but the Kiwis here seem more receptive to this adaptation.
1 was not bad, 2 I am mixed but it's watchable even if you have to repeat "it's an adaptation a few dozen times". 3 is inducing rage in me and based off the stuff people are saying about what I assume is 4 I doubt that will fade. But I'll be fair here and actually watch them, my rage might be unreasonable. Also I will say that the cast really feel like they are trying here. I'm not going to say this is Ian McKellen in Lord of the Rings, Patrick Stewart in Star Trek or both of them in X-Men but I do feel like most of the actors are putting the effort in despite no doubt wondering what the hell they are doing.

Also the Japanese dub is there and I am sorely tempted to watch it through again with that. I've rewatched some scenes with it already and it does change things quite a bit but as I say, the cast are trying and I want to give them a fair chance

It's time to go get a ship and pick up Usopp.
Luffy shows off that horrifying flag. Zoro's actor gives amazing deadpan. Nami apparently has reading glasses. I'm also on the fence if Zoro deliberately sabotaged Nami's spy device or not.
"Not a crew" remains a shitty catchphrase. But you can see Luffy wearing them down.
I forgot to say it but Garp's ship looks pretty cool. And Garp pretty much is one of the best examples of what I meant when I said an actor was taking things seriously. I could see the actor as Ahab in a version of Moby Dick very easily. Problem is as well as everything else he needs to be able to do less serious at some point and I am curious if he can do that.
The Straw Hats are plotting their next moves. Not much to say, not a bad scene
Buggy is alone and muttering his scheming about the humiliation he's suffered. Looks like his crew have completely abandoned him, though I am curious if this is meant to be the same location. If so that kind of implies he went back there and likely slaughtered the town.
And here's Kuroobi. No two ways about it, these fishmen are going to suffer in live action. Seems he's here because Arlong is actually functioning as the criminal overloard for this sea at the moment and after Buggy gets mouthy Kuroobi Fishman Katates his ass unconscious.
Strawhats boat "shopping" with Luffy's standard insane wants while also refusing to side with Nami's ship stealing plan. At this point Zoro is basically letting Nami dictate the plans and following along however whether or not he's actually going to follow through with her plans is debatable.
AAAAAAHHHH IT'S THE DEMON MERRY!
Okay fine, it's the ship. It's a nice little scene of Luffy meeting the ship and thinking it's talking to him at first because he missed that Usopp was there at first.
Usopp has a job in this version. He cleans barnacle and bird shit off the boats. I guess that makes more sense than him doing nothing to earn a living. No Usopp Pirates crew I'm afraid.
Garp teaches Koby how to play shogi. Because he is already sizing him up for greater things. In fairness given what we have seen of the Marines thus far you can kind of understand why. There's also a cute transition from a white shogi piece to a top down of Luffy's straw hat
Nami's thieving desire is treated as a cute personal tic. This will become relevant later in the episode and is one of the bits that makes me irked
The set for Kaya's gardens is actually pretty cool. It's nothing massive but it looks fairly unique design-wise
...Sham and Buchi are part of the staff of Kaya's mansion too. I want to say more on that but I immediately am distracted by the fact that Kaya turns up and they somehow make her more frail. She feels like she belongs in a period piece mewling for a fainting couch. The actress is doing well and looks very true to the part but she's that little bit too frail and fragile.
Kuro is pretty good. The actor nails the little glasses tic and when the reveal comes later and he repeats it with the claws on it unquestionably works.
Back to the Nyaban siblings Sham's now a woman (I don't care, it works well enough) with them pretending to be a maid from the looks of thing and Buchi is the chef for the household. No Jango. No other members of the crew.
Kaya invites the crew who Usopp introduces as his crew to dinner.
Quiet meeting with Kaya and Usopp, him using the servant's passageways to sneak in. He tells he the giant poo story, it's probably a only a few minutes of a scene but it's a nice one between the two of them and the actors do have good rapport. Remember that shortness though. Because I'm going to bitch about it later.
The rest of the Strawhats are prepping for dinner. Nami has used Usopp for her critic and I freely admit that Luffy's responses are great. Zoro's arrival only makes things worse for her.
Nami goes off on a spiel about rich people which will be undercut in the same episode so I actually like it. She's shown to not already be right and indeed quite prejudiced.
Luffy bets Nami Kaya can be persuaded to give them the ship. If he loses they'll steal a ship and move on. Aside from being suspicious about the butler and convinced he recognises him Zoro is mostly winding Nami up in this scene.
Kuro/Kaya scene. Clarifies their relationship fairly well, when you know what's coming he's obviously evil but you could argue him as merely snobbish. Of course the very next scene is Buchi brewing the stuff they're slowly poisoning Kaya with. Interestingly it's a very distinctive colour and shows up a lot making it seem very creepy when you're watching for it. Kuro also makes Sham near soil herself because she put a dirty glass on the table. Again, it feels like all the actors are putting the effort in.
Back to Garp/Koby. It's not subtle, Garp is forcing his pupil to learn confidence and overcome his hesitance. It does work.
Dining scene. Luffy has not changed his attire. Merry is here and the costume is great. Zoro is drinking, Usopp is lying about having eaten dragon, Sham confirms they're fresh out and Nami absently makes a pass at Merry when money is mentioned.
Kaya notes the dress Nami has picked is one of her mothers and because Kaya died for our sins she is an utter saint and thrilled to see it worn.
Zoro directly asks Kuro where he knows him from and namedrops places like Mirror Balls Island. This makes me smile. Kuro's actor also does amazing disdain.
I really do think this episode is where they nail both Luffy's shameless desire for food and Zoro's fondness for drink.
Kaya asks if she could try fish tonight, it being an event in her honour, and Kuro politely tells her to drink the poison soup Buchi has slaved over.
It's confirmed that with Kaya turning 18 she'll be taking over ownership of the shipyard from Merry. I am certain readers can guess who at the table is looking ecstatic about this. Luffy decides this is the perfect time to discuss buying a ship. And mention they are pirates.
I think all of the Straw Hat crew's reactions are 100% on point here. Usopp does a spit take, Nami looks like she wants to stab him, Kaya tries to look politely interested and Zoro settles in for the ride as the captain explains what they've done so far including the evil clown and the man with an axe for a hand. During his sales pitch which of course includes with him announcing he will be Pirate King Luffy gets on the table and strolls across it, even passing his glass of to Kuro as he starts wrapping up. And again all of the cast are on point as he talks about the ship that spoke to him in her shipyard. UYsopp and Kaya are both getting caught up in the emotion of it, Nami is cynically all but rolling her eyes and Zoro is enjoying the show but mostly he is observing Nami's reactions. At this point he might not be committed to Luffy's dream but he is clearly watching Luffy and Nami both, for very different reasons.
Kuro, kind of justifiably chooses this moment to tell them to get the fuck out. In either one of his roles this is a fine reaction and Kaya overruling him and saying they must stay the night is very apt for her.
More Garp/Koby shogi, at this point Koby is apparently beating him non-stop. They're interrupted by Helmeppo, the crew's found an abandoned sloop with an abomination against God Luffy's flag on board. Garp immediately clocking that could be because the hunt is for a Straw Hat pirate but it's almost certainly because he took one look at that work and knew exactly who was behind it.
A post above already mentioned Kuro being threatening. I suspect this is the scene they meant as him and Merry meet in the wine cellar. It's a really cool touch having Merry show that he will stand up for Kaya. Shame that Kuro goes...well. We know how this goes. Also this is the glasses scene with the blades on and it's pretty good.
Back to Buggy who has been dragged somewhere and has the bag removed from his head.
"Sheesh, fans have gotten so toxic." Fuck off writers.
And here's Arlong. I have nothing nice to say about the costumes except they are doing the best they can. I will note something I failed to mention before which is that when a big name bounty shows up their poster covers them for a moment of the scene and then is torn away by an action of the character. It's actually pretty neat.
Arlong is ruling over the piratical actions in these seas and demanding a cut from any other pirate. Buggy naturally tries to turn his attention Luffy's way which goes poorly at best. I'm slightly annoyed because when Arlong hauled Buggy's head up I thought because of him being a Chop-Chop man he literally hauled just his head up. But not, that would have been a tricky effect so why try. Back in the bag Buggy.
Back to the mansion both Zoro and Luffy are awake. One for booze, one for food. They also work in Zoro's directional failure. In their wake Nami saunters out to begin stealing everything not nailed down and moves into Kaya's bedroom to loot, where she wakes up her host.
This is why I bitched about Usopp's earlier short sequence scene with Kaya. And this was the point where I lost it with the episode. We now begin a not ludicrously long section but still feels longer where the male Straw Hat crew are in the kitchen with Usopp where he starts going "hey, maybe Kaya like-likes me!" and Nami talking with Kaya and basically giving her the inspirational advice about being stronger than she thinks that should be coming from Usopp, someone she has known for most of her life, rather than Nami, the woman she just caught stealing her family stuff.
Since I'm once again shitting on Nami when it should be the writers interestingly they have her lie to Kaya about never losing someone close to her. And I think the actress nails being a good liar who still doesn't quite do that particular lie perfectly.
Similarly while the "like-like" stuff from Usopp is unadulterated Netflix cringe the cast are doing well, especially with the revel that Luffy knows Yasopp and the faintly betrayed look from Usopp on finding that out. Zoro's reaction is that discussing emotions need booze. He and Usopp head that way whereas Luffy, in his eternal quest for food, spots a pot full of the special Kaya poison and goes to town.
Down in the cellar Kuro and his crew cross paths with Usopp and Zoro. The Pirate Hunter finally nails where he knows the guy from and schemes start to get spilled. Then Sham one hit KOs Zoro with a wine bottle.
Sigh.
Usopp does a runner and the Nyaban siblings are told to dump the bodies of Zoro and Merry.
Nami leaves Kaya and puts back some of the shit she stole. In character for her.
Bodies are dumped down a well looking site along with Zoro's swords.
We get the scene of Usopp trying to warn the town, earlier in the episode we saw him doing that over the years and it goes the way you expect. Also we get a flashback to someone bring Usopp's bullshit with his mother and, unsurprisingly, they've decided in this version his mother is black too.
I could do a long rant on what the erasure of the children of inter-racial couples says about trash fires like Netflix. But fuck it, I'm still more positive about the episode than I was. It ends with Usopp realising nobody will believe him and then Koby appears to offer an outstretched hand. The Marines dumped him on shore to investigate rather than do a full scale incursion and we are now quite a way off the manga map.
 
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Oda has straight up said that if the Strawhats were born in the real world, Ussop would be from Africa.

So him being black is canon.
I mean Egypt is in Africa and they aren’t black…. Even if Netflix says otherwise. Besides I always that Usopp should be that type of brown, middle eastern, Arab type, not African nigger. Considering Arab cultures and Egypt have rich history’s of storytelling and mythology it makes sense for Usopp…. What story’s and great myths do African niggers have? Nothing, it’s why if they weren’t slaves and no one ever bothered to interact with them they all probably would’ve been eaten by Lions by now lol.
 
I will give it this.

It has raised the Bar for live action anime adaptations.

That may sound super impressive.... But remember that The Bar was previously somewhere in earth's mantle.

Still, it's done better than all other live action anime has been.
 
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