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Oh my god. I want to read all of these.
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Oh my god. I want to read all of these.
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Maybe she should practice reading. The Bible might be a good place to start.
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As far as One Million Moms goes, I found out about them sometime last year and I find their naivety and separation from reality incredibly fascinating. I'll occasionally check their site if it's a slow day at work and I need a laugh, but I'm always disappointed by their lack of updates.
At this rate of participation, the devil's victory is all but assured.
At this rate of participation, the devil's victory is all but assured.
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I love/hate these groups. Phil Phillips is a reactionary guy who wrote a number of novels detailing how everything kids like is "satanic." Here's some great pics:
Because Raphael had zomification powers!
Beware! G.I. Joe and Barbie are handing out with Skeletor and Sataaaaaannnnnn!!!!! Whoooooooohhhhhhhh!
Guys Phil decided not to stick around for the sequel. But yeah, the ghosbuster ghost, Donatello, and Batman now hang with Freddie Kruger and Hulk Hogan.
No No Power Rangers!
No! Not Satanists! They're out there, parking in handicapped spots and TPing houses!
Phil Phillips. Expert on symbolism, paganism, and evolution. You tell 'em, Phil!
Horror Violence. That's . . . somewhat redundant.
Probable entries: Bible stuff.
Come on, Phil. I wouldn't trust you to walk me to the bus stop.
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I read that in the Church Lady's voice or Helen Lovejoy's.
Are they really making a movie out of that tract? Can I get a link? I would love to read about it.
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I could swear I've seen that before. Did Das Sporking or Project AFTER critique that one?
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I love/hate these groups. Phil Phillips is a reactionary guy who wrote a number of novels detailing how everything kids like is "satanic." Here's some great pics:
Because Raphael had zomification powers!
Beware! G.I. Joe and Barbie are handing out with Skeletor and Sataaaaaannnnnn!!!!! Whoooooooohhhhhhhh!
Guys Phil decided not to stick around for the sequel. But yeah, the ghosbuster ghost, Donatello, and Batman now hang with Freddie Kruger and Hulk Hogan.
No No Power Rangers!
No! Not Satanists! They're out there, parking in handicapped spots and TPing houses!
Phil Phillips. Expert on symbolism, paganism, and evolution. You tell 'em, Phil!
Horror Violence. That's . . . somewhat redundant.
Probable entries: Bible stuff.
Come on, Phil. I wouldn't trust you to walk me to the bus stop.
Oh snap! I've been looking to add these to my "Dumbasses who don't know how science works" collection for a while. I already have Texe Marrs' "Ravaged By The New Age," Pat Pullings' "The Devil's Web," and Joan Hake Robie's "The Truth About Dungeons and Dragons."
They're all.., enlightening reads. I'm a D&D nerd from way back, so it's always amusing to me to see how wrong they get RPGs in general, and D&D specifically.
Also I probably should not have had so much to drink toniht godda,mn.
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I think it is paticlaur shown in the last charpter but still a fun read
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Their latest campaign is against a Verison commercial because their new slogan sounds like "half-assed."
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I like how they censor "half-assed" with dollar signs.
I would buy MC Half-A$$ed's album, that shit sounds dope as hell.
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https://onemillionmoms.com/current-campaigns/disney-airs-its-first-gay-kiss/
http://archive.is/VTqkM
Remember when these guys were still relevant? Nope, neither do I! But they are still out there, on the prowl for da howmows being on television. So, why not bring this thread back and begin to dig through the past 3 years of One Million Moms Content we missed out on?
http://archive.is/VTqkM
Remember when these guys were still relevant? Nope, neither do I! But they are still out there, on the prowl for da howmows being on television. So, why not bring this thread back and begin to dig through the past 3 years of One Million Moms Content we missed out on?
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I think a few years back they protested a Geico commercial that featured an anthromorphic pig or something for 'promoting bestiality'.
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https://onemillionmoms.com/current-campaigns/taco-bell-has-joined-in-tasteless-advertising/
They're not even using it as a profanity.
They're not even using it as a profanity.
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In a way, I kind of miss these kinds of Concerned Mothers. They're more fun than the Tumblr moral guardians, most of whom aren't even parents.
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Wow, this is a huge blast from the past. Reading this really took me back to 1999, when Pokemon was at the height of being controversial. If this was a troll I wonder if they were feeling nostalgic when they decided to write this.
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https://onemillionmoms.com/current-campaigns/urge-clorox-to-help-clean-up-tv/
http://archive.is/2u7KI
Oh no! Not s-xual content!
http://archive.is/2u7KI
Oh no! Not s-xual content!
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Ah, this takes me back. I can't believe I'm saying this but I kind of miss the days when the censors and moral guardians were old and middle-aged conservative Christians on TBN and suburban churches instead of Millennial SJW's on Tumblr and college campuses.
Honestly, the SJW's employ the same tactics and fanatical mentality as the Christian Right. Just replace "Satanism/Paganism/Immorality" with "Misogyny/Racism/Transphobia" and it's practically identical.
When it comes to the Middle East conflict, they both employ the same level of black-and-white thinking to the issue, only palette-swapped. The Christian Right is famous for unconditionally supporting Israel (Westboro being the notable exception, but they literally hate everything) while SJW's unconditionally support Palestine.
Also both hate science (the Christian Right hate the concepts of evolution and climate change since they disprove Young Earth Creationism while the SJW's hate biology and medical science since they disprove their special snowflake third-party genders)
But I do miss the Christian Right's brand of idiocy for another reason. While they were just as tyrannical and insane as the SJW's, at least the Christian Right was funny in their sanctimonious behavior. I can laugh at the stupidity found in Chick Tracts but groups like Antifa and the danger-hair SJW hipsters just make me cringe and angry with their brand of idiocy.
Also, to get back on topic, apparently they are still making Chick Tracts despite Jack Chick being dead since October of 2016. Apparently there's a large backlog of unpublished tracts being released and Chick's right-hand man Fred Carter (an artist known for his unintentionally homoerotic character designs) is picking up the rest.
Seriously, Chick Tracts are like Tupac albums, there will always be new ones even when logic dictates otherwise.
Honestly, the SJW's employ the same tactics and fanatical mentality as the Christian Right. Just replace "Satanism/Paganism/Immorality" with "Misogyny/Racism/Transphobia" and it's practically identical.
When it comes to the Middle East conflict, they both employ the same level of black-and-white thinking to the issue, only palette-swapped. The Christian Right is famous for unconditionally supporting Israel (Westboro being the notable exception, but they literally hate everything) while SJW's unconditionally support Palestine.
Also both hate science (the Christian Right hate the concepts of evolution and climate change since they disprove Young Earth Creationism while the SJW's hate biology and medical science since they disprove their special snowflake third-party genders)
But I do miss the Christian Right's brand of idiocy for another reason. While they were just as tyrannical and insane as the SJW's, at least the Christian Right was funny in their sanctimonious behavior. I can laugh at the stupidity found in Chick Tracts but groups like Antifa and the danger-hair SJW hipsters just make me cringe and angry with their brand of idiocy.
Also, to get back on topic, apparently they are still making Chick Tracts despite Jack Chick being dead since October of 2016. Apparently there's a large backlog of unpublished tracts being released and Chick's right-hand man Fred Carter (an artist known for his unintentionally homoerotic character designs) is picking up the rest.
Seriously, Chick Tracts are like Tupac albums, there will always be new ones even when logic dictates otherwise.
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A bit Off-Topic but didn't he give his son the reigns to the ministry right before he croaked or something?