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as long gthey don't touch Elder scrolls, I won't sperg out

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Not necessarily true.

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It's funny when you remember he died alone and in exile, excommunicated from his church under suspicions of homosexuality when he saw the writing on the wall - that his "movement" was going to be rendered irrelevant soon - and urged his followers to ratchet back the asshole quotient a couple of notches. A man undone by the very beast he unleashed.
 
why is it always the mothers that try to be control freaks?

It's a matter of free time, probably. Most of these "Mother's against ___" groups tend to be in favor of traditionalist values, so it probably isn't much of a stretch to guess that a lot of them are from families with a stay-at-home mom. Staying at home means that they're (A) more aware of what kind of entertainment their child is into and (B) have the free time to write lots of angry letters.
 
It's called rebelling against your parents. It's what every kid does and it's a healthy step in development if you want your kids to, you know, be independent.
How dare little Timmy be independent from me?
I'm his mother, I'm all he needs!
 
Remember those Chick comics or whatever that made a comic demonizing DnD that's being adapted into an indie movie?

Kinda reminds me of that, but more annoying.
 
With these groups, I feel sometimes like the individual members are trying to outdo each other for moral outrage.
"This TV program has swearing in it! Ban This Sick Filth!"
"Swearing? That's awful! But did you not notice the blood? Because I did. Guess I'm a better Christian than you."
"I see neither of you spotted that the lead character has her wrists exposed like a common prostitute!"
"Oh, I spotted that, but I was going to point out that the lead character being a woman who is unmarried despite being nearly twenty-one is undermining family values."
 
I love/hate these groups. Phil Phillips is a reactionary guy who wrote a number of novels detailing how everything kids like is "satanic." Here's some great pics:

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Because Raphael had zomification powers!

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Beware! G.I. Joe and Barbie are handing out with Skeletor and Sataaaaaannnnnn!!!!! Whoooooooohhhhhhhh!

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Guys Phil decided not to stick around for the sequel. But yeah, the ghosbuster ghost, Donatello, and Batman now hang with Freddie Kruger and Hulk Hogan.

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No No Power Rangers!

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No! Not Satanists! They're out there, parking in handicapped spots and TPing houses!

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Phil Phillips. Expert on symbolism, paganism, and evolution. You tell 'em, Phil!

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Horror Violence. That's . . . somewhat redundant.

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Probable entries: Bible stuff.

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Come on, Phil. I wouldn't trust you to walk me to the bus stop.

Almost every single one of those covers is amazing and I'm sure your average 10 year old boy in the 80's would agree.

Speaking of batshit conservative mothers who smother their children with their religion, one mother has taken it upon herself to re-write Harry Potter to better align with her Christian values.

Ron is a fat, slovenly, ginger Catholic who is constantly eating and at one point is not even counted as a person and Harry Potter and Draco have a pray-off. I really hope it's not a troll fic because I love it so much.
 
Didn't The Cinema Snob review stuff with one of these assholes in them? Phil Phillips.



I love/hate these groups. Phil Phillips is a reactionary guy who wrote a number of novels detailing how everything kids like is "satanic." Here's some great pics:


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Come on, Phil. I wouldn't trust you to walk me to the bus stop.

Phil used me on the cover? Well, at least I'm on model.
 
Almost every single one of those covers is amazing and I'm sure your average 10 year old boy in the 80's would agree.

Speaking of batshit conservative mothers who smother their children with their religion, one mother has taken it upon herself to re-write Harry Potter to better align with her Christian values.

Ron is a fat, slovenly, ginger Catholic who is constantly eating and at one point is not even counted as a person and Harry Potter and Draco have a pray-off. I really hope it's not a troll fic because I love it so much.

"Yer a Christian now, Harry!"

I love it. Hagrid just shows up out of the blue, asks Harry about his dead parents,shits all over the family's belief system and then strong-arms Harry Potter into converting without giving him any education whatsoever. The author describes this as an act of humility.
 
"Yer a Christian now, Harry!"

I love it. Hagrid just shows up out of the blue, asks Harry about his dead parents,shits all over the family's belief system and then strong-arms Harry Potter into converting without giving him any education whatsoever. The author describes this as an act of humility.

It gets even better.

Wait until Snape shows up.
 
"Yer a Christian now, Harry!"

I love it. Hagrid just shows up out of the blue, asks Harry about his dead parents,shits all over the family's belief system and then strong-arms Harry Potter into converting without giving him any education whatsoever. The author describes this as an act of humility.

It's so funny, because she's never read Harry Potter at all. She's "slow at reading" (and it shows!) so she's just been doing this on a chapter by chapter basis.
 
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