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There's an interesting figure I know of that I don't think deserves his own thread, mostly because I do think he is active any longer. However if you Google dai grepher Metroid you will find the many attempts of a user named dai grepher to convince people that Metroid Zero is in fact not a remake of the original Metroid. There's no one link I can give, but I think Wikipedia might be a good start. Here is a link to his user talk page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Dai_Grepher
 
Due to recent occurrences and findings on my part, I felt that it was fitting to add an addendum of sorts of my entry on Smeeproket, whom I now know is actually named Amy Black.

From the Bay 12 Forums:
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Unsurprisingly, the moderation got pretty sick of Smeep and her shit, and they banned her just yesterday. Unfortunately, the portion of the thread that got her banned has been pruned, so I don't know exactly what she was arguing about. Nevertheless, given her history, I imagine it was something politics/feminism-related.

Although I'll admit I did feel a bit of satisfaction when I found that she was banned, I was ultimately disappointed that there would be no more content from her. Thus, I decided to google her name to see what would come up, and I found some interesting information.

Sources:
Tofu and Sickle (Smeep's short-lived blog)
VeggieBoards Account

From Tofu and Sickle:
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Apparently, Smeep's both a communist and a vegan; I am not surprised by these revelations. She dedicated her few posts to her politically beliefs (on occasion), but mostly recipes and random tid-bits about her personal life. Also, she posted some pictures:
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From VeggieBoards:
Smeep/Amy made no actual posts on this board. Her profile page does, however, reveal her birthday; she is presently thirty-four years old. Remember, this woman dedicated a great deal of her time to arguing about her leftist politics, feminism, and religion with members of the forums for Dwarf Fortress. Her investment in this got to the point where she claimed that people disagreeing with her was actually causing her depression and throwing off her reproductive cycle.
 
i don't know if she deserves her own thread, so i thought i would put her here. she's a vaguely well-known lolcow who DELETES FUCKING EVERYTHING pretty frequently.

meet ember whann, ~thinspo queen~™

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she is a pretty basic attention whore white girl who fakes anorexia (she's had it since she was 8 u guise), psychotic episodes, bulimia... pretty much whatever is the new 'winter girl' illness, she has suddenly had it for ten years.

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she is also just a nasty bitch. she made a hate blog about a genuinely sick girl, faked her 'diagnosis' papers

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and then claims she was really just trolling everyone... honestly if we did a thread on here, she'd be here so fast


she constantly says she's leaving the Internet 5 ever only to come back to days later, convinced everyone missed her

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In my previous life, after losing my job in the housing crash of 08, I took to reselling designer merchandise. I would go to Thrift Town with a few bucks in hand and spend hours combing racks for goodies. I found quite a lot of nice stuff that rarely needed repairs. I'd shoot the items and post them on flickr.

Christ on a cracker, I have never felt so violated posting pictures of vintage cashmere sweaters and Ferragamo penny loafers. I'm a live-and-let-live kind of person when it comes to (most) fetishes but the out-and-out creepy comments and messages that I got led me to leave the site. Most often people would favorite the pictures--not a problem, but then I would make the mistake of heading to their profile and saw things like gross old dongs stuffed into Bass loafers and old dudes crossdressing their saggy man-teats in lacy bras.

Some of those messages I got (stuff like "I bet those make your feet real sweaty. Those would be some sweaty shoes") made me always imagine the person on the other end masturbating furiously. It seemed to be a common problem on flickr, particularly with iconic vintage clothing styles (sweater fetish, and so on)

For example, and to wet your proverbial whistle... http://peerlesspenny.com/UgPrty/UglyPrty.html
 
Oh boy. Flight Rising's admins included in their newsletter that while they were open to constructive criticism, they were getting sick of it being delivered in an openly hostile way by trolls and shitslingers.

Cue people bitching about the admins "tone policing" for daring to ask for civility on a site that they get to use for free.
 
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Would this person be considered to be Laughing Stock if I mention his views on adult cartoons?
It is the facts he says adult cartoons, for example Family Guy is not a cartoon because they are violent, sexual, raunchy for a matter of fact. He think cartoons should be innocent. He is just saying it because he hates the cartoon (and many adult cartoons and post 90's cartoons), but I am sorry (in sarcasm :eli2:), FG is a cartoon, like it or not, they are 2D and drawn on paper for a start (technically a computer but they still have to draw the characters and backgrounds). If they weren't cartoons, they would be live action or even CGI or stop motion as they are 3D. :geek:
He is a friend of mine but I just had laugh at him for this :lol:, especially as I am a post-graduate who did animation but he never went to university. :popcorn:
 
alright, I posted about this in the angry gamers thread, but I feel like he deserves a mention here because while he's weird, he's not a lolcow.
Mysterious Mr Enter
He critiques animations and spergs about spongebob and mlp, pretends to kill characters, has very specific criteria for what he considers a good animation and doesn't like it when characters are made fun of. I think he actually makes some good points, and he tries not to respond to troll comments
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F_hmaDADRJ0https://youtube.com/watch?v=7TDAmnmNzSg

I am really sorry for the necroquote but I just stumbled across this dude on deviantart.

Jesus fucking christ, 2.3 million page views in two years, that is an average of 35k per day. What the fuck, this is insanity. The dude has no art skills and terrible review skills. The only thing he does have going for him is Aspergers Syndrome. He even has his own fan wiki, as well as an ED article. To top it all off, he identifies as asexual, but we all know it is because no girl in her right mind would go near a dude who reviews cartoons for children for a living. I say that is his living because he has no real job.

Lowest common denominators like this guy totally baffle me. He shows aptitude at nothing and people love him. He would be doing the world a favor by never reproducing and spawning another sperg who needs to let go of their childhood.

ED was nice enough to outline what sets this dork off.
What Makes Him Butthurt
  • Asking him if he smokes weed
  • Telling him that Chris Chandler is both a Brony and an Asperger as well.
  • Touching Newspaper
  • Drool
  • Identifying with bullied cartoon characters... what happens more often than he admits.
  • Continuity errors, even in cartoons with minimal regards to continuity
  • People being negative towards My Little Pony. Fun fact: A surprisingly high amount of Bronies have Aspergers.
  • Telling him that the world is not fucked up because today's cartoons are bad.
  • Suggesting him to go outside and breathe some fresh air
  • Telling him that cartoons are not motherfucking serious business, especially those that fall under comedy.
  • Asking him to suck your dick
  • Telling him how funny he looked when he yelled at his computer
  • Suggesting him to read a good book instead.
  • Asking who pooped in the peanut barrel
  • Asking if he was the one who pooped in the peanut barrel
  • Touching his beard
  • Roger Ebert, because he gave both Cars 2 and Ted 3 1/2 stars
  • Other Critics that aren't Doug Walker
  • Anything that has the names of Zeus Cervas (aka The Evil King of Atlantis) and Casey Alexander on them.
  • Nickelodeon
  • Anyone who works for Nickelodeon
  • Brian Griffin
  • Sanjay and Craig
  • Fanboy and Chum Chum
  • Breadwinners
  • Family Guy
  • Seth MacFarlane and anything his name is attached to
  • Teen Titans Go
  • Johnny Test
  • Disney's Cars & Planes
  • Viacom
  • Fox
  • Jinbo17, Shota and SpongeBat1, three guys who got sick of his shit
  • Flash Sentry
  • Charlotte Fullerton
  • Merriwether Williams
  • Sean Charmatz
  • Derek Iversen
  • Mocking critics
  • The Great and Powerful Trixie, Sethisto's pony waifu he keeps in his bed.
  • Peggy Hill
  • Lois from Malcolm in the Middle
  • Anyone who doesn't agree with him
  • Patrick Star
  • Richard Pursel
  • Paul Tibbitt, even though he's worked on SpongeBob since Season 1.
  • Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon - which he called pure evil
  • Mega Babies
  • Any MLP predecessors to FiM.
  • MoBrosStudios - because he's jealous that He came up with Squidward Torture Porn before he did.
  • Direct-to-Video Sequels
  • Puppy in My Pocket
  • Drawn Together
  • Pixel Pinkie

"tries" not to respond to troll comments is very accurate, because he often fails not to do so.

This summarizes every single one of his reviews.
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Anyone know where to find a decent write up of genderbitch? My memory is foggy of her but I know she is/was a lolcow.
 
Anyone know where to find a decent write up of genderbitch? My memory is foggy of her but I know she is/was a lolcow.

Ugh, genderbitch. It's been so long since I've heard that name. Before SJWs totally infested Tumblr, she used to be huge in the social justice warrior/anti-social justice warrior scene. She's one of the biggest cunts I've ever come across. And I don't feel bad about calling her a cunt, considering that that word seems to be her codename for women in general. Anyway, this post basically wraps her up in a nutshell:

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Unfortunately, genderbitch's blog has been password protected so you can't access her posts. However, I've still got a few links that are about her. You just won't be able to see her posts if someone directly links to her blog.
 
Ugh, genderbitch. It's been so long since I've heard that name. Before SJWs totally infested Tumblr, she used to be huge in the social justice warrior/anti-social justice warrior scene. She's one of the biggest cunts I've ever come across. And I don't feel bad about calling her a cunt, considering that that word seems to be her codename for women in general. Anyway, this post basically wraps her up in a nutshell:

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Unfortunately, genderbitch's blog has been password protected so you can't access her posts. However, I've still got a few links that are about her. You just won't be able to see her posts if someone directly links to her blog.

Pretty much white!Riley. Seems like she use to be on Team Riley, too.
 
Pretty much white!Riley. Seems like she use to be on Team Riley, too.

For quite a while, Riley and Genderbitch pretty much ruled the SJW scene. Riley took care of the racial side and Genderbitch took care of the gender side. It really is amazing how things have changed; those two aren't even all that extreme anymore in comparison to modern SJWs.
 
I honestly cannot believe I haven't mentioned Quinn, also known as selfcallednowhere.

Quinn likes They Might Be Giants, and is active in the fandom. That's not an issue--I love them too, and frankly most TMBG fans are pretty chill in my experience (with some obvious exceptions). No, the issue is that she's in love with one of the lead singers, John Linnell.

I don't mean that she's just a big Linnell fan, I mean that she's fucking obsessed with him, to the point of creepiness.

She has a list of things she finds attractive about him. It basically just lists random aspects of his appearance and personality, but she frames it like he's some sort of god. Still, I suppose that's not too abnormal, all things considered...except that it's rumored that Linnell has a fucking restraining order against her.

Why? Because she found out where his son went to school and waited outside for him. Yeah, she actively stalked his underage son, just so she'd have a chance with him or whatever.

Oh, and did I mention that Linnell is a married man in his fifties, whereas Quinn is, IIRC, only around thirty (which is still too old for this bullshit)?

Finally, on a more trivial note, she gets extremely melodramatic when Linnell changes his appearance in any way. Notably, he at one point got a haircut (an admittedly unflattering one, to be fair), and Quinn was so angry that he had the audacity to make a personal appearance choice that she didn't care for that she threatened to ask for a refund to the next show she'd bought tickets for.

Seriously, what the fuck.

She's not really major enough to warrant her own thread and she's really only infamous in the TMBG fandom, but...yeah.

(Oh, and as a side note: she happens to own several really rare TMBG bootlegs that are nearly impossible to find and refuses to share them online, so she's kind of an elitist bitch too.)
 
You might remember that Moleman loved TV Tropes. So does our best friend Connor Bible. It's undeniable that TVT has always been a gathering place for spergs, lonely weebs, and attention whores, although it's sometimes a fun way to waste a couple hours.

The nadir of the site's development was probably 2010-early 2012 for many reasons that I'm not going to get in detail about right now. Long story short, Troper Tales and Fetish Fuel were in full swing (if you don't know what those are, look at this and this), and the wiki was at war with itself over whether trope names should be either so clunky that they were impossible to remember or so arcane they were impossible to understand, as well as how they should handle works featuring pedophilia—which might merit its own post some other time. I'm only mentioning this because the troper that I am talking about came from this era.

Chagen46 was young enough to be in high school, and reminds one of Nick Bate with a fetish for diapers instead of and shit. A regular on the forums' "Fetishes" thread (which was renamed to The Nunnery at some point, then last June it was reported to Google and deleted), he enjoyed sharing his sundry and bizarre proclivities with the other tropers and crying when he thought they weren't paying enough attention to him.

His fetishes fed his persecution complex, which was pervasive throughout his time on the forums; another thing was his political beliefs, which shifted from conservative Christian spergy asshole to liberal atheist spergy asshole. Like so many pathetic weeaboo shut-ins, he wanted an "otaku" Japanese-American girl to be his animu realdoll because he couldn't imagine doing things to make him attractive to the average girl like practicing hygiene or talking about things that weren't video games or hentai. He bragged about having 15 GB of animu porn (in plain sight! For his parents to see!), and constantly insisted that imaginary girls were better than real women since they are perfect and they can't reject you. Also, like Nick, he is disgusted by vaginas and uncircumcised penises, oh and did I mention he was a pedophile? He was banned for embedding some art of an underaged girl from a video game and not labeling it NSFW.

After being banned, he hung around on the It Just Bugs Me Forum, which is a place for tropers and ex-tropers to commiserate when the TV Tropes forum has burned them, where he talked about looking up porn at school, wanting a little sister to corrupt, fetishizing anime Nazis, not liking niggos, becoming a brony, hating to bathe, having a gay Chinese cybersexbuddy, and how his rich parents whose money he uses to buy hentai are horrible people for being ashamed of him. Needless to say he ended up getting banned again by the same people who were rejected by TVT for being too exceptional.

CrazyGoggs
, who made his YouTube career by laughing at tropers, was the first to chronicle Chagen in nitty gritty detail, and made a 20-minute video about him that was sadly truncated by YT for being too TRUE and HONEST. Nonetheless, the shortened version is the best record we have of his exploits since the fetish thread got taken down, complete with entertaining voiceover. (Note: if you can find a mirror version of the original video, I'll love you forever.)

Photo of Chagen, courtesy of ED:
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^ lol that painting behind him. It's so tacky I love it.

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The dumpster diving people is a lolcow I haven't brought up in a while. This dumbass picked a nasty ass urban decay eyeshadow tester that the entire town has drug their fingers through, and she says she's going to use it:



She also points at things with chipped finger annoyingly like our friend Maria.
 
Seen this one mentioned on WeDontThinkSo a couple times, not sure if worth a separate theme. Apparently, yet another transtrender babu with a huge-ass drama being built around themselves.
Links:
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/33627646/3734048613
http://migora.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-510979258#comments

and another one:
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/509365804/3727367094
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/509365804/3727358073

...I mean I remember that 2007/8/9 wave of kids and their obsession with kalahful wuffs on dA, but at least they weren't this... uwu, for the lack of a better term? At least no one of them thought of self-diagnosis and considered mental diseases trendy, FFS.
 
can we add sophiegtv to the list? She's in fucking college but still makes videos of littlest pet shop toys in highschool.

i've seen those people on youtube a lot. I don't watch the videos, but wow its so tismal its sad.

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organizedlikejen posted this the other day, she was quoting song lyrics, but she really does feel like this toward poor people irl:

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Quinn likes They Might Be Giants, and is active in the fandom. That's not an issue--I love them too, and frankly most TMBG fans are pretty chill in my experience (with some obvious exceptions). No, the issue is that she's in love with one of the lead singers, John Linnell.

I've been reading her blog. I was never this bid with Vance DeGeneres and Ed Helms from daily show. I found a pic of her with her custom printed "I <3 John" mug:

http://selfcallednowhere.tumblr.com...t-a-20-credit-at-shutterfly-and-this-is#notes
she looks like a typical crazy tmbg fan!
 
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On this one website I post at, we once had this guy, Jack Dean Tyler, who was obsessed with circumcision. And I mean obsessed. He was always talking about a foreskin restoration device entitled, I shit you not, the "Tug-Ahoy". He was also convinced that circumcision was responsible for all of the problems in the Middle East.


(Note, however you feel about circumcision, you cannot deny that this guy was fucking bonkers.)
 
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