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So, a while ago a youtube candle-reviewer went absolutely batshit over some misplaced candle orders at bath and body works. And it is hilarious.


Anyone who has ever worked retail needs to watch this, and also poor Jen from Appleton.

And yeah, most of her other videos are just boring candle reviews, but occasionally the crazy will show through.


 
Michelle Titler (ok if You are Canada Aboriginal is infamous)

Is a woman who strongly advocates against Canada's aboriginal policy. She has do things like send builling facebook message to a 14 year girl who was supended for wearing a "got land thank an Indian shirt" to school, she bullies people on Twitter then yells about the trolls, and she uses her 85 year old dad id to buy websites and states that every thing would be ok if Native just had job well she sit at home collecting a tug boat

she also post dance videos
 
So, I got to remembering two other morons I encountered on YouTube during my fling with the commentary comunity. First was this guy named AndrewTheSoldierhog, a shitty commentator who used a death as a springboard for how cancer should die (:lol:). The guy was constantly "attacked" by several members of the community all the while saying "I AM NOT A TROLL!" before closing his account not three days after I discovered him.

The other user was this kid named lyricshooter. I stumbled upon him after watching another guy rip into a video of him (lyric) talking over one made in 2005/2006 (did I mention the commentary itself was made in 2011?). After that, it became a frenzy of drama. Coming to a head when he decided to blame all of his problems on his Autism, and then blaming that on some guy at his school who he doxxed. Unsurprisingly this devolved into blocking everyone (myself included) and deleting everything. All because people told him that what he did wasn't acceptable on the internet.
 
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Okay so... here goes nothing. It's a bit of a big one but it's mainly here because I don't think I've got enough confirmed information on this one, even though there's a lot of claims going around.


Anyway, Purplekecleon aka PK.

Might sound familiar since there's been a lot of art from them and it's been spread around and is honestly good.

Unfortunately the artist in question is far from a good person. Really despite certain lolcow tenancies, this one seems more like a horrorcow.

Okay so main bits, most of them definitely true:

-Has a husband, a boyfriend and sometimes other partners. Apparently they have to do all the housework themselves and the boyfriend (Lexyeevee) is pretty much treated more as an attack dog than a S.O. as he basically has to deal with critics/trolls for PK

-Extremely ill tempered and will go into a rage over pretty much anything. Once even yelled at a guy because they were whining about some health problem and said guy insisted it's usually a hygiene thing. Will also react negatively to any sort of crit in art.

-Full-on sjw nut, one of those who thinks Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn are perfect angels and all men are murderers and such.

-Has a group of “friends” who she's often squeezed for things like free music.

-Despite that has ranted extensively over people asking for free art, even from friends for birthdays.

-Said “friends” she'll drop like a tonne of bricks and will often relentlessly punch down on them the minute they stop being convenient to have around.

-Have you worked out she's a massive hypocrite?

-Had a collab piece (“The creation of lemon”) that she did with a former partner. Said person fared a bit poorly at their second ever con where PK basically ignored his concerns despite knowing full well he had been scarred by an abusive relationship and had several mental problems like anxiety and paranoia. PK proceeded to quite brutally sever their relationship, calling him ungrateful (despite doing 50+ music tracks for her... for free) and a child with no future. She proceeded to continue selling their collab taking sole credit for it... and sole profits.

-Made a half-assed apology on the collab theft only when officially called out on it by other artist, was quite content to mock anyone else raising those concerns previously

-Said former partner made a callout post detailing manipulative and even abusive behaviours. PK immediately insisted it was made up... while acting in exactly the manner they'd been described as in the callout post, threatened legal action/doxxing.

-Ran a group on DA called “PMD-E” based on the pokemon games of a similar name. Of course, being a massive egotist, her character (a blatant self inset by the name of PK who's a Kecleon... that's purple) pretty much took the spotlight at all times while the other parts and players in the group were either phased out, booted out or ignored. Pulled the plug on the group even though people were heavily invested in it. Not confirmed (at least I can't) is that some people tried to keep it going without her. They were apparently harassed into dropping it.

-Despite the previous offences artwise, will get extremely bitchy over people trying to imitate and learn off her style, to the point she made a post flipping out because people were innocently asking about Sai brush settings.


There... well that came off as longer than I thought. There's a lot of things that aren't quite confirmed (particularly some stuff about her and/or partners acting inappropriately towards minors)

Unfortunately I'm a bit of a weakling and there's only so much horrible attitude and vile personality I can stand so I'm not gonna be much good at digging up any more. Perhaps someone better at researching/smarter than I am could look into it? There seems to be a tonne of dirt buried under blind adoration. Really, I think this could do with more investigation, allow me to supply a couple of leads if it may help:


http://badwebcomicswikiforum.yuku.com/topic/171/Bad-Deviant-Art-Comic-PMDE#.VEflwfldWSo The thread OP seems to know a fair bit about this mess of a human being. Unfortunately can't find proof of most of it and I don't think they're active on the forum.

http://tvface.tumblr.com/ an account from the former partner I mentioned above. Hosts the callout post, several chat logs and rather elaborate death/rape threats sent on PK's behalf.

http://kecrambles.tumblr.com/ PK's personal blog where most of the “magic” happens. Probably a goldmine of awful for those masochistic enough to dig through it.

Also the tumblr tag “Purplekecleon” seems to have a few extra stories and accounts from other users including alleged animal abuse/bestiality claims. It seems there's a lot of people who are afraid to speak up seeing as PK's bootlickers have no qualms with harassment and threats.


Just think this is something worth looking into because, well, this is prime horrorcow material with a bit of lol mixed in. Also, if the mods think this post was actually enough for a thread, feel free to move it. I just wasn't sure I had enough concrete evidence for a thread.
 
Oh god, I agree on PK being a lolcow. I followed her for a long time on both of her tumblrs (purplekecleon and kecrambles); the last straw for me was when she was trying to rally her followers to boycott the English release of Dangan Ronpa because she had some personal beef with one of the voice actors.

Some more assorted shit that I remember from following her:
  • One day some 14 year old girl sent her a message requesting a piece of art in memory of her dog who had just died. PK responded with an image that showed up as a thumbnail (so the image was hidden until you clicked to enlarge it) of some random doodles and a rant about guilt tripping artists for free art. She then screencapped this question with her response and re-posted it so that it would be rebloggable without censoring the girl's name.
  • Somebody called her out on her constantly putting her [ex]friends on blast with call-out posts and cherrypicked snippets of private chat logs; the response to this was written by Lexyeevee instead of herself because she was too 'out of spoons' to deal with it.
  • One time she got into it with a member of her PMD-E group. Said member was removed from the group because his Pokemon OC was an unusual color (I think it was like a white Shinx or something like that). He pointed out the hypocrisy in that Kecleons aren't purple but PK's character is evidently allowed. PK's reasoning was essentially 'Kecleons are chameleons and chameleons change color so I can have an entire rainbow of Kecleon characters (but no one else gets to be a special snowflake of course).
  • She had some inside joke plastered all over her blog about how she hates Cryogonal (a Pokemon) and whenever she got messaged from curious fans asking what that was about she'd get pissy and overly defensive about not wanting to explain it.
On the subject of PMD-E, I do believe some friends of hers tried to continue running it after she left but I guess that didn't last long.

It's really weird because she IS actually pretty talented at art, though she coattails off of popular copyrighted things too much and even her original work is extremely derivative from Pokemon. And of course she can't seem to be able to create anything without drawing fucktons of pornography of it even if it's meant for a younger audience.

Edit: I've started reading through the tvface blog and damn. This bitch pisses me the fuck off.
 
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Oh god, I agree on PK being a lolcow. I followed her for a long time on both of her tumblrs (purplekecleon and kecrambles); the last straw for me was when she was trying to rally her followers to boycott the English release of Dangan Ronpa because she had some personal beef with one of the voice actors.

Some more assorted shit that I remember from following her:
  • One day some 14 year old girl sent her a message requesting a piece of art in memory of her dog who had just died. PK responded with an image that showed up as a thumbnail (so the image was hidden until you clicked to enlarge it) of some random doodles and a rant about guilt tripping artists for free art. She then screencapped this question with her response and re-posted it so that it would be rebloggable without censoring the girl's name.
  • Somebody called her out on her constantly putting her [ex]friends on blast with call-out posts and cherrypicked snippets of private chat logs; the response to this was written by Lexyeevee instead of herself because she was too 'out of spoons' to deal with it.
  • One time she got into it with a member of her PMD-E group. Said member was removed from the group because his Pokemon OC was an unusual color (I think it was like a white Shinx or something like that). He pointed out the hypocrisy in that Kecleons aren't purple but PK's character is evidently allowed. PK's reasoning was essentially 'Kecleons are chameleons and chameleons change color so I can have an entire rainbow of Kecleon characters (but no one else gets to be a special snowflake of course).
  • She had some inside joke plastered all over her blog about how she hates Cryogonal (a Pokemon) and whenever she got messaged from curious fans asking what that was about she'd get pissy and overly defensive about not wanting to explain it.
On the subject of PMD-E, I do believe some friends of hers tried to continue running it after she left but I guess that didn't last long.

It's really weird because she IS actually pretty talented at art, though she coattails off of popular copyrighted things too much and even her original work is extremely derivative from Pokemon. And of course she can't seem to be able to create anything without drawing fucktons of pornography of it even if it's meant for a younger audience.

Edit: I've started reading through the tvface blog and damn. This bitch pisses me the fuck off.
Yeah it seems there's plenty of dirt but with a huge fanbase it's been hard to find. Fortunately since the TVface blog went up, a lot of people seem to have defected.
At this point maybe PK is worth a thread, though I'm not much of a thread/conversation starter... so if you wanna do it, feel free to cannibalize my post for info.
 
alright, I posted about this in the angry gamers thread, but I feel like he deserves a mention here because while he's weird, he's not a lolcow.
Mysterious Mr Enter
He critiques animations and spergs about spongebob and mlp, pretends to kill characters, has very specific criteria for what he considers a good animation and doesn't like it when characters are made fun of. I think he actually makes some good points, and he tries not to respond to troll comments
 
(stuff about headcanons)
A-fuckin'-greed. I'm pretty active in fandom, and I see so many people insisting that their headcanons are totally canon. It's a major pet peeve of mine. (Especially when they outright contradict canon...)

Also, the fact that PurpleKecleon is such an awful person is actually pretty sad, IMO. She's got some genuine talent, it's a shame it was wasted on such a psychobitch.
 
A-fuckin'-greed. I'm pretty active in fandom, and I see so many people insisting that their headcanons are totally canon. It's a major pet peeve of mine. (Especially when they outright contradict canon...)

Also, the fact that PurpleKecleon is such an awful person is actually pretty sad, IMO. She's got some genuine talent, it's a shame it was wasted on such a psychobitch.

I quite like headcanons myself, mainly because it's a way of bringing ideas to characters and such that may be sorely undeveloped (see: current icon)

However I think my least favourite kinds are the "queer" headcanons. The ones that literally do not ever bring anything to the table but patronizing "So and so is trans, this one's a gay femmynist and this one uses kitself pronouns suck it cissies and truscum uwu" No ideas, no intrigue, no nothing that can add to anything and as both a trans person and someone who loves making headcanons out of little things seen in canon and all it's quite insulting on several levels.


Also, looking at some of the subjects of threads in the main, I'm starting to think PK is well worth one now. Anyone else agree?
 
I quite like headcanons myself, mainly because it's a way of bringing ideas to characters and such that may be sorely undeveloped (see: current icon)

However I think my least favourite kinds are the "queer" headcanons. The ones that literally do not ever bring anything to the table but patronizing "So and so is trans, this one's a gay femmynist and this one uses kitself pronouns suck it cissies and truscum uwu" No ideas, no intrigue, no nothing that can add to anything and as both a trans person and someone who loves making headcanons out of little things seen in canon and all it's quite insulting on several levels.


Also, looking at some of the subjects of threads in the main, I'm starting to think PK is well worth one now. Anyone else agree?
I like some queer headcanons, and admittedly have a few...but I don't like the ones where there's no elaboration whatsoever and no real support for it beyond, say, "Joe is trans because I SAID SO!!!!!1111" or whatever. Or the ones that totally contradict canon. (Someone in one of my fandoms was very insistent that a character who has referred to herself explicitly as a girl was actually agender and preferred "xe" pronouns. I facepalmed so unbelievably hard.)

To be fair, though, any headcanon that completely goes against established canon bugs me. *shrug*

And yeah, I can definitely see how that would be insulting and patronizing. x_x

Also, agreed that PK is worthy of their own thread.
 
I like some queer headcanons, and admittedly have a few...but I don't like the ones where there's no elaboration whatsoever and no real support for it beyond, say, "Joe is trans because I SAID SO!!!!!1111" or whatever. Or the ones that totally contradict canon. (Someone in one of my fandoms was very insistent that a character who has referred to herself explicitly as a girl was actually agender and preferred "xe" pronouns. I facepalmed so unbelievably hard.)

To be fair, though, any headcanon that completely goes against established canon bugs me. *shrug*

And yeah, I can definitely see how that would be insulting and patronizing. x_x

Also, agreed that PK is worthy of their own thread.

Well when it's actually got some backing up I don't mind, it's just as you said, the "BECAUSE!" ones.

And well, it's late over here but I'll get round to doing a threadstarter tomorrow, hopefully!
 
Maria and Cary want to start a church or something. I'm sure to scam more people, just like they tried to with that couponing for Christ facebook page they did this Summer. I believe she mentions it in her vid about her childish planner:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ZlmRRT12OI

"Lamynated with packaging tape."

And those "stickers" on front. Because scotch-taping shit to what is likely fake leather is completely long-lasting. This is one of the messiest fucking planners I've ever seen, and from 4th grade up my elementary/middle school had us use them to keep track of assignments and dates.

I used to read Star Ultranova's blogs until the antifeminist/pro-Sea World content eclipsed the soulbonding/life drama content.
 
Back in my younger days when I was into fan fiction, I stumbled upon a girl who was HUGE into "The Great Mouse Detective" Disney film. Her name was.....wait for it.....GreatMouseDetective.

This girl was, for lack of a better term, obsessed with this movie. She wrote almost 100 fics on it (most of which were chock full of her OC's/Mary Sues and were just.....not very good), and was convinced that Disney would contact her to produce a "script" she wrote for "The Great Mouse Detective 2".

Surprise, surprise, anyone who *dared* to give her constructive crit, or told her that, yeah, Disney wouldn't be banging down her door anytime soon, would get pounced on by her and her white knight army.
 
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