Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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KBAFourthTime previously known as Walnuts.
http://kbafourthtime.deviantart.com/

This guys art is a trip. I discovered him by accident a few years ago, and I check up on him every now and then. Besides the dead-eyed furries floating asymptotically above acid tripscapes, he has incredible activity on dA. Check this: he has been registered for 2832 days, and has posted an average of 40 messages per day since the day he joined, for a total of 114,971. Additionally, he has 4038 submissions to the website, making an average of 1.42 submissions per day. Oh, and has the largest softcore (read: platonic foot touching) foot fetish porn gallery on the internet. He accrued that post count by roleplaying with other people on dA. His roleplays are suuuper dull, not much interesting reading there. But nearly every comment on his page turns into a roleplay, so they aren't hard to find.

please look but don't touch, he is a really nice person who also happens makes weird, trippy child-like art in his early twenties.
 
Contemplated linking this in Loveshy or not. But Artard linked me to this image from this obscure lolcow on Bodybuilder.com who is no longer active called Malodrax and... the picture speaks for itself.

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Moral of the story. Never, EVER leave the house without your pee bottles. Z O M G
 
Contemplated linking this in Loveshy or not. But Artard linked me to this image from this obscure lolcow on Bodybuilder.com who is no longer active called Malodrax and... the picture speaks for itself.

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I can't tell who's worse- The guy who left shit in the tub, or the woman threatening murder on said guy.

Come to think of it, why not both?
 
Do any of you remember a user by the name of Tully Sorensen? If you've never heard of him before, I'll briefly explain. To make a long story short, Tully was a known schizophrenic who was obsessed with a guy named Nick Bravo, and would come here and post the most bizarre, incomprehensible stuff. You can read some of his more noteworthy posts if you'd like to. I'm bringing him up again because someone else on the chat posted a link to a Youtube channel of his. It's inactive now, but the videos are about as crazy as one might expect, and are worth watching. I'll post some of the more entertaining videos from Tully's channel here.

Tully rambles on about nonsense in a strange Cookie Monster-esque voice, gets piss ass drunk, and well.. does what Tully tends to do best. I'm really not sure how else I can describe this video.

Oh boy. This is probably the nuttiest video of his I've watched so far. After a random clip of Nick Bravo, Tully is crying to a person named "Firefly" about a bunch of disorganized nonsense, ranging from how someone named CitizenKong "pwned" him, Nick Bravo calling him a rabbit, to how he hasn't bathed in a week and now his beard has grown out. He then smiles creepily at the camera and says he's going to shave. While Tully is shaving, he sings about how his tiny penis is very small, and how he could fuck a hamster with it. I don't think I can do this madness justice without typing up a wall of text, so you should just watch it for yourself if you're interested.

This video isn't as batshit as the other two I've posted, but it's very interesting and provides a lot of history to Tully that I don't think much, or any of us knew about before. Tully has apparently been to a mental hospital twice. The second time he was admitted for two months, in his own words, he believed at the time that the unit he was in was under the control of cannibalistic man-eating aliens. He seems a lot more coherent and self aware in this video, so I wonder if it was recorded while he was medicated.

I'm curious if Tully is still active anywhere else. What I like so much about him is he seems like the kind of cow that's by far at his funniest/craziest with no interference. While he is fun to laugh at when he acts like a complete wacko, Tully is a seriously mentally ill man and I do hope that he did, or does get the treatment he needs.
 
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I don't think we had a thread about Neomorphasis yet, and I don't think he really warrants one either. I rambled about him tangentially in the Chris Hart thread long ago, but here goes...

I guess Neomorphasis is not getting any attention because he's not really super-active these days and seems to mostly just confine himself to roleplaying in World of Warcraft. Just got inspired to see what he's been up to lately, and nope, not much. He's been using tons of other aliases too, though I've forgotten all of those pseudo-Biblical alphabet soups.

He did attract the attention of trolls when he was much more active in deviantArt. He was drawing hentai drawings of elves, and was apparently designing some kind of a super-Christian-friendly fantasy world and planning to turn it into a franchise of some sort. Of course, three immediate problems: he's not particularly good at drawing hentai, the characters are a bit wonky, lifeless and emotionless. (In retrospect, reading the discussions I had with him, I'd say that because he had such deep-running fundamentalist Christian homophobic streaks going on, he's somehow just too scared to draw male characters. Which most say would be pretty important if you'd want to do some proper character design and maybe draw erotic art that isn't hopelessly *ahem* one-sided.)
Secondly: he was not actually very productive at designing characters and actually writing down the stories. I had to tell him that it's such a shame to quit on the work because he was not entirely terrible at this, but I guess he just was too scared of the evil trolls.
Thirdly: fundamentalist Christianity + nubile elves = not exactly winning over his friends, and rather than trying to win over his friends by negotiating, he just ranted about how closed-minded the other Christian communities were. (He said he cut connections with other religious groups and formed his own theological interpretation from ground up. Basically, "Insert your basic evangelical rapture-ready Teapartier nonsense here. Except elf porn is totally okay. Because.") In general, he tended to have tons of ideas on how to totally alienate everyone in the communities that could have supported him.

Funny thing was, after he ragequit deviantArt the millionth time, he mostly focused on doing his stuff in his own website, where he was actually relatively safe from the trolls. Not that it stopped him from being paranoid, he just kept staring at his access logs like a hawk. (And probably still does. I don't advice linking to him unless we seriously want another 200-page lolcow thread. By far, I think he should be left alone and ignored. Like I said, he's not been doing much lately.) Last I heard he was furious that some people were searching for homosexuality in the search keywords according to Google Analytics, and his fictional characters are STRAIGHT :mad:.

But still, while he was still actively updating his website, he had some hilarious short-lived "projects" going on there. There was a political blog that was "right wing" in the sense of "open the aircraft door, walk up the right wing, plummet to delirium". There was a wiki that he never figured out how to properly secure, even when I tried helping him. A website wouldn't be complete without a picture of his dick in porridge, specifically targeted for the ladies out there (NOT guys obviously). ...which he deleted, because in retrospect he didn't really want it there. ...too bad MediaWiki has its deletion log. ...which only super hackers can access, did I mention that? ...I may have screenshots of some funny things he deleted from the web page, but I don't know if they're worth posting.
It was actually pretty funny to watch those meltdowns happen, because I just know there weren't that many people paying any attention to his website. Sheer paranoid floundering.

All in all, this was a funny episode in the Internet history. It's sad he's mostly decided to stick to WoW and doesn't actually seem to have grown as a person. There would probably be more tales to tell, but I just don't think it's worth a new thread. Though to write this up and be done with it, really.
 
Mike Hardy

This guy takes open source software, slaps his name on it, removing everyone else's credits, maybe change some of the graphics at most, dedicates it to his wife and kids and denies everything. He's been at it for years, but I only learned about him in early 2013 when he appeared in the comp.sys.apple2 newsgroup looking for help in cracking LemminGS and a few other programs including the source code for GS/OS 6.01
 
I don't think we had a thread about Neomorphasis yet, and I don't think he really warrants one either. I rambled about him tangentially in the Chris Hart thread long ago, but here goes...

I guess Neomorphasis is not getting any attention because he's not really super-active these days and seems to mostly just confine himself to roleplaying in World of Warcraft. Just got inspired to see what he's been up to lately, and nope, not much. He's been using tons of other aliases too, though I've forgotten all of those pseudo-Biblical alphabet soups.

He did attract the attention of trolls when he was much more active in deviantArt. He was drawing hentai drawings of elves, and was apparently designing some kind of a super-Christian-friendly fantasy world and planning to turn it into a franchise of some sort. Of course, three immediate problems: he's not particularly good at drawing hentai, the characters are a bit wonky, lifeless and emotionless. (In retrospect, reading the discussions I had with him, I'd say that because he had such deep-running fundamentalist Christian homophobic streaks going on, he's somehow just too scared to draw male characters. Which most say would be pretty important if you'd want to do some proper character design and maybe draw erotic art that isn't hopelessly *ahem* one-sided.)
Secondly: he was not actually very productive at designing characters and actually writing down the stories. I had to tell him that it's such a shame to quit on the work because he was not entirely terrible at this, but I guess he just was too scared of the evil trolls.
Thirdly: fundamentalist Christianity + nubile elves = not exactly winning over his friends, and rather than trying to win over his friends by negotiating, he just ranted about how closed-minded the other Christian communities were. (He said he cut connections with other religious groups and formed his own theological interpretation from ground up. Basically, "Insert your basic evangelical rapture-ready Teapartier nonsense here. Except elf porn is totally okay. Because.") In general, he tended to have tons of ideas on how to totally alienate everyone in the communities that could have supported him.

Funny thing was, after he ragequit deviantArt the millionth time, he mostly focused on doing his stuff in his own website, where he was actually relatively safe from the trolls. Not that it stopped him from being paranoid, he just kept staring at his access logs like a hawk. (And probably still does. I don't advice linking to him unless we seriously want another 200-page lolcow thread. By far, I think he should be left alone and ignored. Like I said, he's not been doing much lately.) Last I heard he was furious that some people were searching for homosexuality in the search keywords according to Google Analytics, and his fictional characters are STRAIGHT :mad:.

But still, while he was still actively updating his website, he had some hilarious short-lived "projects" going on there. There was a political blog that was "right wing" in the sense of "open the aircraft door, walk up the right wing, plummet to delirium". There was a wiki that he never figured out how to properly secure, even when I tried helping him. A website wouldn't be complete without a picture of his dick in porridge, specifically targeted for the ladies out there (NOT guys obviously). ...which he deleted, because in retrospect he didn't really want it there. ...too bad MediaWiki has its deletion log. ...which only super hackers can access, did I mention that? ...I may have screenshots of some funny things he deleted from the web page, but I don't know if they're worth posting.
It was actually pretty funny to watch those meltdowns happen, because I just know there weren't that many people paying any attention to his website. Sheer paranoid floundering.

All in all, this was a funny episode in the Internet history. It's sad he's mostly decided to stick to WoW and doesn't actually seem to have grown as a person. There would probably be more tales to tell, but I just don't think it's worth a new thread. Though to write this up and be done with it, really.
I remember him too actually. That guy is stuck in the 80s and gets buttmad if you like modern anime. If it doesn't have big eyes and a small mouth, it's not anime and he will remind you of that fact.
He's also a firm believer of abusing every Photoshop filter available. I mean, fuck the guy who said "less is more".
And there's that other fact where he seriously believes the government is under the control of the Illuminati and Obama (I'm pretty sure he had a hate-boner for Obama) and his peers go into the woods to worship "Baal".

In retrospect, he had potential but I guess he was smart enough to know when to give up.
 
Has anybody mentioned Conspiracydude yet? He's a youtuber known for being a member of the flat-earth society, but he also has a couple of other insane rants about the moon being a hologram, Michelle Obama being a man, and Africans not really coming from Africa. He has a supposed $1,000 reward for anybody who can prove him wrong on any of these topics, but will dismiss all evidence with his own made-up claims that he cannot back up. Oh, he also thinks that people have no free will and anybody who disagrees with him is just a slave.

 
The unintentional comedy stylings of Nickolaus Pacione (his ED entry, may not be safe for work) have entertained me for years, but his latest blogs are breaking new ground in incoherence and impotent rage. Yes, Nick, I do want to passing this along!

A brilliant investigative journalist said:
I have a story I am working on that became a novella in less than a month –took a pause from writing this one to get the things ready for my CreateSpace.com migration of An Eye In Shadows. Word is being weird right now with the cover arrangements. I have been toying with the new features of LibreOffice as my buddy Clint Thiele has a podcast for Geek culture – investigative journalists often sometimes get killed for what they are doing.

So many words, so little sense!
 
Mike Hardy

This guy takes open source software, slaps his name on it, removing everyone else's credits, maybe change some of the graphics at most, dedicates it to his wife and kids and denies everything. He's been at it for years, but I only learned about him in early 2013 when he appeared in the comp.sys.apple2 newsgroup looking for help in cracking LemminGS and a few other programs including the source code for GS/OS 6.01

How did he not get sued?
 
I remember him too actually. That guy is stuck in the 80s and gets buttmad if you like modern anime. If it doesn't have big eyes and a small mouth, it's not anime and he will remind you of that fact.
Geez, I like some 1980s anime and even I don't have that mindset. In fact, why have that in the first place?
 

Major tard rage. This guy records video after video of himself screaming into the camera about how ugly he is. He also practices parkour and improvised weaponry.


He will also personally call out people who troll him in the comments, creating even more of a Streisand effect.
 
That guy's street hockey videos are so sad. Like all his neighborhood friends grew up and got jobs and went off to college, and he's still by himself in his garage practicing tricks to impress them. They're not coming back, buddy.

Somehow that's even more depressing than the statement that his dad goes with him to The Club so he can meet ladies?
 
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On the Lost Media Wiki NinjaNerd757 keeps spamming random articles with the following:
ROBIN WILLIAMS DIED!!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS NO REASON TO LIVE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!'
Sometimes followed up with:
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!???????!!!!!!!!!!

On the page for Cracks (a seldom seen segment from Sesame Street) somebody posted a version of the Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life meme in the talk section (which I had decided to browse to see if anyone had seen the short as a child and found it frightening). Instead of, you know, not giving the ween attention, NinjaNerd757 completely overreacts, complete with a random reference to The Brave Little Toaster. He then goes onto say that if anybody makes a Thomas the Tank Engine (major sperg alert) version he will kill them. Naturally a ween has to do it. And here is his response:
Mr. PlantythePottedPlant, where do you live? My me and my 6 ton bronze replica of Thomas the Tank Engine that is modified to kill all with its flamethroweres, machine guns, and micro-guns would like to have a word with you... Never mind, I found it. See you in 7 days...

Mr. PottedPlant guy, you've ruined my childhood more than the Nostalgia Critic. Also, if you were trying to quote a song from Thomas, you failed miserably.

In short, you are a shmuck.



No offense.

I have no doubt this guy is all over the Thomas wiki. And maybe the Pooh's Adventures one, too.
 
Not sure if this counts/belongs in this thread, but I was reading through the news and this guy caught my attention:

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dai...es-parents-for-not-financially-145831060.html

A 29 year old man(-baby) from China who is able bodied, but refuses to work, preferring to sleep in all day or play games on his phone and is now suing his parents for refusing to continue "raising him" (his words).
 
A few years ago I used to frequent the Complaints Forum on DeviantArt, which is where all the cynical bastards like myself would gather. Winey kids would come and complain about something petty, and the regulars would just tear them to pieces. On two separate occasions I've seen the OP get so angry that they gave out their cell phone numbers for reasons I will never understand.
My favorite memory of the forums is of a user named DAKingOfHyrule, who was just another spergy Sonic fan until he came to the forums. Nothing really noteworthy besides him saying he had autism and his murderous hatred of homosexuals. I think his thread was about a grocery store bagger squishing his frenchfries? Well, he got the usual Complaints Forum reception, decided it was cyber bullying, and vowed to become a troll. Or something. It was like Chris's JenkinsJinkies stint but less funny. He took down his entire gallery of sonic stuff and started posting threads about how he was awesome (or something) and would start blocking random people. At the height of his spergyness he announced that he would be blocking two people a week.
We thought it was hilarious, and dearly hoped he would block all the regular posters so he would be stuck talking to himself. He eventually got banned and that was the end of that.
It doesn't sound that interesting in my words, it's more of a "had to be there" thing. I have other stories from the forum, we attracted quite the interesting crowd.
 
A few years ago I used to frequent the Complaints Forum on DeviantArt, which is where all the cynical bastards like myself would gather. Winey kids would come and complain about something petty, and the regulars would just tear them to pieces. On two separate occasions I've seen the OP get so angry that they gave out their cell phone numbers for reasons I will never understand.
My favorite memory of the forums is of a user named DAKingOfHyrule, who was just another spergy Sonic fan until he came to the forums. Nothing really noteworthy besides him saying he had autism and his murderous hatred of homosexuals. I think his thread was about a grocery store bagger squishing his frenchfries? Well, he got the usual Complaints Forum reception, decided it was cyber bullying, and vowed to become a troll. Or something. It was like Chris's JenkinsJinkies stint but less funny. He took down his entire gallery of sonic stuff and started posting threads about how he was awesome (or something) and would start blocking random people. At the height of his spergyness he announced that he would be blocking two people a week.
We thought it was hilarious, and dearly hoped he would block all the regular posters so he would be stuck talking to himself. He eventually got banned and that was the end of that.
It doesn't sound that interesting in my words, it's more of a "had to be there" thing. I have other stories from the forum, we attracted quite the interesting crowd.

If the general populace of dA is any indication I'm sure that the complaints forum must have been all the worst parts completely distilled. Do you have any other good stories?

I'm always amazed at people who, when hiding behind the supposed safety of internet anonymity, will take outright hatred to a general message board and wonder why people aren't welcoming them with open arms.
 
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