Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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To make no mention of the fact that it's 100% possible to do both at the same time on the toilet. Even with an erection. Uncomfortable? Sure. But possible.

This seems more like straight up insanity than just autism.
 
I'm going to say this guy was using steroids or stimulants because this reminds me of a time that a cokehead clogged the toilet at the house I was living at. He freaked out and started sopping up poop-water with my roommate's shirts.

How does one not see this coming? I think these guys become oblivious toward their constipation/massive-uncontrollable-dump cycle because its part of their habit which they've become accustomed to. Then something unexpected happens and before they know it they're destroying a stranger's bathroom.
 
My favorite part of that story is when he asks at the very end "Anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself? or should I just hope I never run into her again?"

This is after he shat all over her bathroom and only left after she pulled a knife on him.
 
Maria has a new haircut, yall:

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Oh god, that story... I remember the last time /b/ was good was this story starting an amazing "the time I shit myself" thread. There was one story about a drunk guy accidentally shitting himself in a snow suit that almost had me in tears.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Maria has a new haircut, yall:

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good lord, super short bangs? You need to be like, epic-tier adorbs to pull those off, and I'm just not feeling it from Maria.

Cuddlebug said:
Contemplated linking this in Loveshy or not. But Artard linked me to this image from this obscure lolcow on Bodybuilder.com who is no longer active called Malodrax and... the picture speaks for itself.

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I would love, love to hear this story from the perspective of the girl and the roommates. That would be incredible.
 
Cuddlebug said:
Contemplated linking this in Loveshy or not. But Artard linked me to this image from this obscure lolcow on Bodybuilder.com who is no longer active called Malodrax and... the picture speaks for itself.

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Has Malodrax been arrested for desecrating his contact's house?
 
littlebiscuits said:
good lord, super short bangs? You need to be like, epic-tier adorbs to pull those off, and I'm just not feeling it from Maria.
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She makes the most bizarre choices*. I guess she cut them at the length she wanted them when they were wet and now they've dried, and they're even shorter.

*I got in trouble Saturday night in chat for discussing Maria here ,but I think she's a lolcow because of her screwed priorities, and her ideals of delusion. Oh, and she's absolutely forgotten about her kids -- almost like Kai. Kai will get there soon.
 
More whining, bitching, and snobbery from the Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls

My favorite part:
"Thing is, I never, ever get hate mail (except from misguided and apparently Google-deprived GaGa fans who like to send death threats to myself and my PRs for our Rat Claws, claiming them copies of some monster bullshit when that has been OUR thing and my logo for the past 6 years, long before their false idol was known to a single soul). "
 
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Meowzers said:
there's a big stink in the tumblr otherkin community over this fuck darkericdraven/kin kamura/zero/bloodsuckers-unanimous. he's a 17 year old self admitted pedophile and transethnic Japanese and an otherkin kobold/deku scrub/who fucking knows and used to claim one of his classmates was a reincarnation of his past life's "willing" slave. on his new tumblr he totally denies ever claiming he was a pedophile and says his main fetishes these days are girls farting. apparently one time he was so upset over an anti-otherkin blog calling out his bullshit that he was ~~triggered~~ into sending them rape porn fully knowing one of the mods was a victim of sexual assault
an overview - http://www.theanimereality.com/2012/06/ ... ld-wizard/
his old tumblr, which was sniped and all of his dirty laundry was posted. i think there's a chatlog in there somewhere where he's creeping on what he thought was a 13 year old girl - http://herzogwyrmsyn.tumblr.com/
the aformentioned rape porn dealie - http://shutthefuckupotherkin.tumblr.com ... ape-sexual
http://something-is-not-right-here.tumb ... ged/draven
http://shutthefuckupotherkin.tumblr.com/tagged/draven

he's not so much a laughing stock as he is a disgusting person, but his presence has caused a schism in the tumblrkin community with one half supporting him and the other despising him and that's pretty fun to watch
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Trolling this kid was basically my hobby for a couple of summers.:lol: You missed the part where he claims he's ~genderqueer~and gets pissy at people for referring to him with male pronouns. The "xi/xir" prounouns that he uses were invented by that trans-Korean cat troll, and he still insists on using them even though he knows they were trolls.

But he has a bunch of white knights - including a delusional, schizophrenic, murder-fetishizing, pedophile who thinks she's literally a dog - that the whole thing got too disturbing to me. Plus he gets off on any and all attention.
 
Maria said in her newest video that she was making payments on a $50 eyeshadow palette. Reminded me of Chris and his credit and catalog ordering problem.
 
Nope. Payments. Some makeup website does payments without a bank account or a credit check or something? I guess she would make out money orders until it's paid for. :roll:
She is beyond ridiculous. She tries to hard to emulate the gurus who make their living off of YouTube. You know, we can't always get what we want. I'd love to buy buy buy and make videos of my hauls like organizedlikejen, and grav3yardgirl, but that didn't happen.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Nope. Payments. Some makeup website does payments without a bank account or a credit check or something? I guess she would make out money orders until it's paid for. :roll:
She is beyond ridiculous. She tries to hard to emulate the gurus who make their living off of YouTube. You know, we can't always get what we want. I'd love to buy buy buy and make videos of my hauls like organizedlikejen, and grav3yardgirl, but that didn't happen.
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I've never heard of down payments on make-up, not anywhere. What kind of a pallet is it?
 
I don't even think it was a down payment. Kinda like bill me later but not from PayPal.

It was the too faced eyeshadow chocolate palette I think. Yeah it smells like chocolate.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Nope. Payments. Some makeup website does payments without a bank account or a credit check or something? I guess she would make out money orders until it's paid for. :roll:
She is beyond ridiculous. She tries to hard to emulate the gurus who make their living off of YouTube. You know, we can't always get what we want. I'd love to buy buy buy and make videos of my hauls like organizedlikejen, and grav3yardgirl, but that didn't happen.
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That is strange for 50 dollars. It's not a huge chunk of change.
 
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