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This is a pic of YouTube no lifer 1%-enter Organizedlikejen's dog, Winnie. She won't get the dog's hair cut.
 
Yeah Jen doesn't take care of Winnie at all. All she do is buy bows for her. Her dog gets ill when her "mommy and daddy" are gone a lot, so you know what Jen does? Go on vacations constantly.

I mean how hard is it to get some doggy safety scissors and trim her face? She also sought out a vet that wouldn't shave Winnie when she had a surgery.

Oh, for reference, Jen was on that stupid tosh show last year doing a princess video with her husband.
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
Yeah Jen doesn't take care of Winnie at all. All she do is buy bows for her. Her dog gets ill when her "mommy and daddy" are gone a lot, so you know what Jen does? Go on vacations constantly.

I mean how hard is it to get some doggy safety scissors and trim her face? She also sought out a vet that wouldn't shave Winnie when she had a surgery.

Oh, for reference, Jen was on that stupid tosh show last year doing a princess video with her husband.
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This literally infuriates me. I have a very large and furry cat who is absolutely the dogcat. He rides in the car, hunts his toys and brings them to you as 'gifts', walks on a leash, knows the commands for "sit" and "down" and is a champion traveler. We take him with us whenever we can and he is always welcomed back by the places he stays. We make sure to be courteous and polite pet parents and that he minds his manners, he must "sit" if he meets new people. He has a very thick coat and hates to be brushed and it matted so badly I finally couldn't keep up with it. He is no angel and had to be sedated to be body clipped and guess what? He LOVED it! He is strutting around the building showing off his summer hair cut and his girlfriends spoil him rotten. He's now learning to be brushed and we don't have any of the battles we went through beforehand. People like this owner make me sick. This matted hair is pulling on the skin at the eyes and nose and I am sure they are irritated and beginning to breakdown. Not being able to break through the fur to the skin is so unhealthy for this poor little dog, I am cringing at the thought of what is under that coat. Every single bit of that pup's health problems could have been stopped by a regular, frequent grooming session. I hate people who feel they are entitled to pets and never learn nor care to do the proper work to maintain that living being that depends on you. Sorry, rant over, but abused animals is a particular squick of mine.
 
paulmcfartney111 said:
is there an accepted minimum age for laughing stock/lolcow/whatever
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There is! basically, children can't be lolcows. If you found some weird 14 year old who makes cringe worthy videos on youtube, it's just not really fair game to post them here. The general consensus is that kids and teens are naturally immature and so sometimes inappropriate behavior can't be helped. Also, it's just plain unkind to make fun of children. Hope that answers your question.

If you want to share a funny story about something that weird kid in your class did when you were kiddos, personal lolcows is the place for that.
 
Chandler Cats said:
This literally infuriates me. I have a very large and furry cat who is absolutely the dogcat. He rides in the car, hunts his toys and brings them to you as 'gifts', walks on a leash, knows the commands for "sit" and "down" and is a champion traveler. We take him with us whenever we can and he is always welcomed back by the places he stays. We make sure to be courteous and polite pet parents and that he minds his manners, he must "sit" if he meets new people. He has a very thick coat and hates to be brushed and it matted so badly I finally couldn't keep up with it. He is no angel and had to be sedated to be body clipped and guess what? He LOVED it! He is strutting around the building showing off his summer hair cut and his girlfriends spoil him rotten. He's now learning to be brushed and we don't have any of the battles we went through beforehand. People like this owner make me sick. This matted hair is pulling on the skin at the eyes and nose and I am sure they are irritated and beginning to breakdown. Not being able to break through the fur to the skin is so unhealthy for this poor little dog, I am cringing at the thought of what is under that coat. Every single bit of that pup's health problems could have been stopped by a regular, frequent grooming session. I hate people who feel they are entitled to pets and never learn nor care to do the proper work to maintain that living being that depends on you. Sorry, rant over, but abused animals is a particular squick of mine.
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Yeah if a dog with long hair's fur isn't trimmed and maintained regularly it becomes matted and will become very painful for the dog. I remember seeing this one stray dog on tv who's fur was so matted that he couldn't even open his mouth.
 
If this isn't the right place to post this, mods feel free to delete this.

This is a bit old now, but some people might be interested in Jeff Turner and Kelly McCormick. They're both ridiculously obsessed with the pop star Tiffany to the point where they believe they're destined to be in a relationship with her. They ended up having a documentary made about them called "I Think We're Alone Now" where they also meet for the first time. It's a bit like watching a hypothetical meetup between Chris and ADF.

 
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I would like to introduce you to the antics of the Webkinz "community"
Starting with Webkinz Give Birth! A 30 minute "realistic" video of a stuffed cat going through labour complete with Webkinz C-section!
Also this drama happening in a Webkinz Google Plus group.
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So long story short: This idiot (who I think may have learning disability because she's just so fucking stupid) gave her password for her webkinz accounts to some dude she just met and told him only to take the items from there that she told him to take so of course to the surprise of no one he takes a bunch of other stuff and now she thinks that "he hacked her" because apparently knowing someone's password counts as hacking now. And now her mommy is going to burn all her stuffed animals. I didn't censor the name of the dude because he took advantage of a retard.
 
Jonzun said:
If this isn't the right place to post this, mods feel free to delete this.

This is a bit old now, but some people might be interested in Jeff Turner and Kelly McCormick. They're both ridiculously obsessed with the pop star Tiffany to the point where they believe they're destined to be in a relationship with her. They ended up having a documentary made about them called "I Think We're Alone Now" where they also meet for the first time. It's a bit like watching a hypothetical meetup between Chris and ADF.

https://vimeo.com
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There's a whole subculture of people who troll Turner by taking his delusions "seriously", and cooking up increasingly-Byzantine conspiracy theories involving the female celebrities that he's obsessed with.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
There's a whole subculture of people who troll Turner by taking his delusions "seriously", and cooking up increasingly-Byzantine conspiracy theories involving the female celebrities that he's obsessed with.
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I should of been sleeping but stayed up to watch that trainwreck. I try to be understanding and not quick to judge but hot damn. That phone call was legit unnerving to me. It's a pop star, you listen to the music and move on. Honestly kinda admire her and i guess other stars that have to go through crazy in love stalker crap. I figured shed need a guard paid just to watch for these guys.
 
I mentioned it ages ago but there was some show on adult swim that was a parody of entertainment news shows. A few times they did a segment with Jeff, I never saw the segments though but wouldn't be surprised if it was sly trolling.
 
Contemplated linking this in Loveshy or not. But Artard linked me to this image from this obscure lolcow on Bodybuilder.com who is no longer active called Malodrax and... the picture speaks for itself.

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Cuddlebug said:
Contemplated linking this in Loveshy or not. But Artard linked me to this image from this obscure lolcow on Bodybuilder.com who is no longer active called Malodrax and... the picture speaks for itself.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I cannot...I just...Holy shit and piss in a bathtub, Batman!!

WHY WOULD ANYONE SHIT IN A BATHTUB AND EXPECT IT TO JUST DISSOLVE LIKE THAT?? Can't be only autism.
 
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