Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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Surtur said:
Black Sonichu said:
Surtur said:
Does Joe Cracker still post there?
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I never heard of him.
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He is the Light of Courage guy.
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I looked him up, he's an interesting guy to say the least. But I don't believe I've ever seen him post anymore.
 
She's 22 too. That was probably some job her daddy got for her since jobs are fucking impossible to find, post college. Prob. her first Halloween outside of college too, although one should never pull off a shitty costume like that off in college either.
 
This one seems to be mostly unknown so far, but I think he has great lolcow potential.

http://desideraht.tumblr.com/ is a cosplayer, artist, "CUN†BOY", and attention whore I first discovered about a year ago when I gave him some concrit on his weird wonky anorexic shota fanart (yes) and he lost his shit at me. I'd almost forgotten about him since, until today when I saw him bitching at some of the blogs I follow. Looking through his (many) selfies, he's got some that almost rival Pixyteri in derpiness (and unless he's matured since our last encounter will react to critique of them similarly). He also shares her fondness for gracious ass/panty shots.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/3bda521a6052 ... 2_1280.jpg Cousin it?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/53aff54c17a0 ... 1_1280.jpg um
http://31.media.tumblr.com/14b68bf6584d ... o8_500.jpg knee licking?
http://31.media.tumblr.com/835372b61a51 ... r1_400.png what even is going on here
http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d9dcc2d890e ... 4_1280.jpg SERIOUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Definitely going to keep a bit of a closer eye on him now to see if he grows from wee lolcalf into a full-blown lolcow.

EDIT: he's got twitter and dA pages under the same name https://twitter.com/desideraht http://desideraht.deviantart.com/

The way he replaces ts on his twitter is both hilarious but also kind of hurts my eyes.
 
Alan Pardew said:
So I was finding any possible decent Digimon lolcows other than Nick Bate until I found a very good one:

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Dakari-King_Mykan

Meet Dakari-King Mykan. Treats Digimon & Teen Titans shippings as serious business and writes awful fanfics.
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Ah Mykan, Project AFTER's golden boy, what's even funny is he wrote a revenge fic about Project AFTER and it's forum regulars because they committed the heinous crime of riffing most of his shitty fanfics, which unsurprisingly was riffed as well.

Mykan is also a known autist (surprise surprise) and anti-brony (despite the fact he wrote MLP fanfiction as well)
 
TastyWB 2.0 said:
Alan Pardew said:
So I was finding any possible decent Digimon lolcows other than Nick Bate until I found a very good one:

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Dakari-King_Mykan

Meet Dakari-King Mykan. Treats Digimon & Teen Titans shippings as serious business and writes awful fanfics.
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Ah Mykan, Project AFTER's golden boy, what's even funny is he wrote a revenge fic about Project AFTER and it's forum regulars because they committed the heinous crime of riffing most of his shitty fanfics, which unsurprisingly was riffed as well.

Mykan is also a known autist (surprise surprise) and anti-brony (despite the fact he wrote MLP fanfiction as well)
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Oh yeah, I remember the fic. Did he finish it?
 
TastyWB 2.0 said:
Alan Pardew said:
So I was finding any possible decent Digimon lolcows other than Nick Bate until I found a very good one:

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Dakari-King_Mykan

Meet Dakari-King Mykan. Treats Digimon & Teen Titans shippings as serious business and writes awful fanfics.
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Ah Mykan, Project AFTER's golden boy, what's even funny is he wrote a revenge fic about Project AFTER and it's forum regulars because they committed the heinous crime of riffing most of his shitty fanfics, which unsurprisingly was riffed as well.

Mykan is also a known autist (surprise surprise) and anti-brony (despite the fact he wrote MLP fanfiction as well)
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Was it at least the kind of MLP fan-fic where the ponies die?
 
Saney said:
Oh yeah, I remember the fic. Did he finish it?
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I don't think he has, probably got distracted by some horrendous Teen Titans fic he was working on or something.

c-no said:
Was it at least the kind of MLP fan-fic where the ponies die?
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Nothing like that, Mykan took it upon himself to completely rewrite MLP how he wanted (read: insert shitty Gary Stu who quickly falls in love with Twilight I think?) and named it "My Brave Unicorn", He also made an insanely dumb Star Trek/MLP crossover fic.

Here's a treat, Mykan's "reasons" for hating MLP.

Now then… a lot of you are wondering why did I make an MLP fic when I hate MLP so much? Well I’ll tell ya…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbVPUnYSb-k

I do hate “Friendship is magic” (I'm just hating ont he show itself, not the creators and not the actors or fans unless they pick at me first) Why?

-Because the fact that Tara Strong is a voice in it. You see I’m still very ticked off with the way Teen Titans has ended, and knowing Ms. Strong is in MLP instantly triggers off the outrage and stress on me! (I don't hate Ms. Strong and I'm not trying to badmouth her)

-Friendship is Magic? It so is not! The way those ponies act, they make it look so easy got a lot to learn about the real world. Friendship is magic, and a lot of the friendly things they do don’t work in our world. (Especially with Project After around) All the people of humanity, myself included are starting to become (In my view) such unredeemable morons and selfish evil monsters, besides… you don’t REALLY need friends like it’s some kind of desperation! I know I don’t! (Not that I’m trying to convince other to think that way)

-I don’t like the way those ponies act, or behave, or their characters. I don’t like three dimensional characters because it’s hard to understand them. I prefer one dimensional Indirect or implicit characterization, and I also prefer programs like Power Rangers, or Dragon Ball Z like things, and want to see more of those, but the way Television and Movies these days suck and growing progressively worse… that’s going to happen! (I like most shows and life before 2000, now it’s all just one big mess)

“You want three dimensional characters and a plot you like… go somewhere else, or make it yourself, because I won’t, especially when I don’t want to.”

I created “Star Fleet Magic” to teach those ponies a lesson about evil, and how Friendship can’t always be the answer. A certain mocker and flamer who shall remain nameless, keeps going off and on about “Three dimensional villains who can be redeemed and do good”

WELL I DON’T WANT THOSE!! (Besides. MLP is doing that all the time, and so are other idiotic shows of today's ridiculous generation. "THIS... HAS GOT... TO STOP!!")

These evil characters that I made for my fics were speficially designed so they cannot be redeemed, and never will be. They are made for evil and only evil. They cannot feel good and never will. Even if they felt good once, it’s all over and their whole character is ruined, not improved.

I also made it to blow off some steam because FIM triggers off Teen Titans, and every other bad ending that angered me (Even 6teen) and it hurts. When I get angry I like to blow off steam in ways that don’t hurt others in real life, so I take it out on cartoons.

-Finally: Why shouldn’t I bash FIM? Everyone else (PRoject After especially) seems to be wrongfully bashing me, and tyring to get other people to hate me just for being ALIVE… as well as all the things I watch, do, and the choices I made of how to spend my life. (Project After Strikes again, the idiots) This is an eye-for-an-eye for always making me angry, and trying to crap on me every day. You mock my things, now there’s no more avoiding it.

I only watch the MISTAKE of a show to gain information on the characters in a way that reading wikis and stuff cannot teach you. What to portray and what to alter, and occasionally what to CRUSH in my fics like Equestria!

As for spelling and grammer and character plotting. I watch TV/DVDs and use the SUBTITLES to teach me PROPERLY of how to write how characters are speaking or how plot is read, and that's more than anyone can say that school did (And no I was not a lazy student) The never taught us the things in school we NEED to know... especially character development. That's creative writing... Not litterature and English, and even if it is. Believe me... we were never taught it, not at the school I went too.)

I have to use whatever I have... and there is no originality to lose, even MLP has been ripping off many things I've seen before in other shows. So don't you be picking at me for somethign practially EVERYONE (Even yourselves do) You cannot MAKE without TAKE Word for word or not... it's not original, and not more better or worse than that I make (Except Project After's lame mocks and cries for obedience)

I don’t want to be a brony, and even if by some fluke I fully become one… I have no wish to hang around any sites or fandom rooms with other fans!

FIM is on my wrath list of “Steam Blowing fics”
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(I resisted the urge to correct his God-awful spelling)
 
Android raptor said:
This one seems to be mostly unknown so far, but I think he has great lolcow potential.

http://desideraht.tumblr.com/ is a cosplayer, artist, "CUN†BOY", and attention whore I first discovered about a year ago when I gave him some concrit on his weird wonky anorexic shota fanart (yes) and he lost his shit at me. I'd almost forgotten about him since, until today when I saw him bitching at some of the blogs I follow. Looking through his (many) selfies, he's got some that almost rival Pixyteri in derpiness (and unless he's matured since our last encounter will react to critique of them similarly). He also shares her fondness for gracious ass/panty shots.
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Oh my god, I didn't think I'd hear of him again ever since I quit Gaiaonline. He's rather well known in their lifestyle discussion forum.
 
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