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there's a big stink in the tumblr otherkin community over this fuck darkericdraven/kin kamura/zero/bloodsuckers-unanimous. he's a 17 year old self admitted pedophile and transethnic Japanese and an otherkin kobold/deku scrub/who fucking knows and used to claim one of his classmates was a reincarnation of his past life's "willing" slave. on his new tumblr he totally denies ever claiming he was a pedophile and says his main fetishes these days are girls farting. apparently one time he was so upset over an anti-otherkin blog calling out his bullshit that he was ~~triggered~~ into sending them rape porn fully knowing one of the mods was a victim of sexual assault
an overview - http://www.theanimereality.com/2012/06/ ... ld-wizard/
his old tumblr, which was sniped and all of his dirty laundry was posted. i think there's a chatlog in there somewhere where he's creeping on what he thought was a 13 year old girl - http://herzogwyrmsyn.tumblr.com/
the aformentioned rape porn dealie - http://shutthefuckupotherkin.tumblr.com ... ape-sexual
http://something-is-not-right-here.tumb ... ged/draven
http://shutthefuckupotherkin.tumblr.com/tagged/draven

he's not so much a laughing stock as he is a disgusting person, but his presence has caused a schism in the tumblrkin community with one half supporting him and the other despising him and that's pretty fun to watch
 
The funny thing is that trans-ethnicity is something that it is recognized, but i nothing what these idiots think it is. Basicly, it is when someone from another ethnicity is raised in a completely foreign one, like say someone who is white being adopted and raised in Japan by a Japanese couple.
 
Surtur said:
The funny thing is that trans-ethnicity is something that it is recognized, but i nothing what these idiots think it is. Basicly, it is when someone from another ethnicity is raised in a completely foreign one, like say someone who is white being adopted and raised in Japan by a Japanese couple.
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Or a Japanese girl raised by white people, like Pixy.
 
Who remembers Marissa Merchant? She was a musician who made a big stink back in '04 by selling her CD's online for 1000 dollars a piece. (That's right she thought her music was worth just as much as a giant box of porn.) Her justification for this was that her music was so valuable to the world that it should be priced accordingly. She also irrationality hates Norah Jones not because of her music and her talent but because she is short. (Which is sad because Norah Jone's is taller than me)

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Marissa_Marchant

And of course she claims she her lack of success is due to people not appreciating her height and beauty.

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"4 album set available for $2000.00 and $1000.00 for one cd. This is how much music should be worth, if there is talent there. They are cheapening music and talent, by selling it like it is fried chicken at kfc. I am not one dimentional. I am a singer, arranger, producer, and multi instruemntalist."
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She came to sing at my sister's university once. Apparently she has a weird breathy operatic voice with no range and no rhythm. And she is irredeemably horrible at the viola.

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Ziltoid said:
It's always Japanese-this or Japanese-that. You never see anyone that "feel like they are" (Want to be) Azerbaijani, Finish, or Arab.
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I know quite a few wannabe Finns, but then I live in Estonia.

And actually the original transethnic troll was a trans-Korean... but that's pretty close to Japanese, particularly in the eyes of clueless 'mericans.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/StripMallArt?ref=seller_info

I can't believe this guy thinks he can sell his crayon drawings of shopping centers for $120. Also, if you click on the "about" you see that this guy has had a FUCKIN' ART SHOW based on these shitty drawings. ugh.
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This reminded me so much of a local "artist" I know. Back in 2008 the group home and mental health day program I was a resident of at the time had a gallery set up for our creative endeavors. This one woman drew some 1st grade level crayon pictures and someone bought them. Ever since then she wanders the streets of Astoria trying to sell them for $1-5 to get a "sandwich" (in reality she goes and feeds the slot machines). People do buy them out of pity quite often.
This guy's drawings are much better, but still about only Chris level. Saw that at least one of those was going for $1000.
 
Poison_Ivy said:
I can't find any YouTube videos of her music. :/ I wanna hear music that's apparently worth 1000-2000 dollars.
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Yeah she's a chronic deleter, so it's kind of hard to hear her unless she's performing live or you actually have one of her magical CD's. The ED page might have a link or two to some of her stuff but its been so long, you know?
 
The crazy David Lynch fans who try to decipher Inland Empire (not a very good film imo) while viciously attacking each other's interpretations.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460829/board/

You'll notice that a large portion of all posts come from the user xxpo. I DARE you to attempt to read xxpo's posts. You'll find your brain protesting all those CAPITALISATIONS, COLOURING, and BOLDING of KEYWORDS in every SENTENCE and LARGE SPACING. People (myself included) have tried telling her that she should try to be more concise and change her style of posting but she just accuses them of throwing "useless AD HOMINEM attacks" at her "STYLE". She even accuses people of "GOING OFF TOPIC" when it's SHE who hijacks every thread with her diatribe. I could simply ignore her posts but I just find them hilarious.

You can find the conversation here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460829/boa ... /224175342
 
So shit started hitting the fan on Tumblr the other day about this woman known as GoldenPhoenixGirl. [x] This is kind of a long story so pull up your favorite pillow you guys.

This woman is in her 30s, and is allegedly a former child-prostitute and a victim of human trafficking. She and her sister were supposedly adopted by these two pimps that whored them out and raped them for 17 years. She eventually escaped, and made a social justice blog on tumblr to raise awareness for trafficking in the United States, and she claims it is a safe space for other rape and trafficking victims.

Well, that's her side of the story anyways. The truth is, she EASILY flips her shit at people who try to support her, abuses other trafficking victims, goes off on people who ask her simple questions, and is just an all-around awful person. One woman (another rape victim) called her out on this bullshit, and GoldenPhoenixGirl retaliated by accusing said woman of abusing her children and playing victim.

Some people defend this by pointing out her awful past and many people do let the behavior slide. Until it became apparent that she lies quite often. It's not unsure how much of her story is true or not.
[x]
"ORIGINAL ARTWORK DO NOT STEAL"
MY CAR GOT T-BONED BY ANOTHER CAR GOING 85 MPH HOW DARE YOU NOT BELIEVE ME!
She also claims she never went to the police about what her parents did because she apparently lost her memory until it was too late to convict them and it's not like police ever believe rape victims anyways, amirite?

So yeah, the kind of drama you'd expect from somebody who lies and flips their shit so easily ensued, but that's not when shit hit the fan.
This is.
In this video she claims:
-That she hid the body of a teenage girl who was shot in the brothel that she ran.
-That she raped and molested small children and babies.
-That she (sometimes under the threat of death but NOT ALWAYS) sold other people as sex slaves.
-That she enjoyed some of the things her parents forced her to do.

This is when things blew up on Tumblr. The woman who GoldenPhoenixGirl accused of abusing her children posted this video along with links to the FBI's tips webpage, and hundreds of people are now reporting GoldenPhoenixGirl. Some are just tired of her drama and want her blog taken down, where as others genuinely want her in prison for the things she admitted to doing, as well as knowing about a trafficking ring and doing nothing to report it. Some people just want to find out if she's a liar or not.

GoldenPhoenixGirl's reaction to all of this is:
-THEY WOULD HAVE KILLED ME! (Even though she says in the video that this wasn't always the case but she did it anyways.)
-MY PARENTS KNOW WHERE I AM NOW AND THEY'RE COMING TO FIND ME.
-HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GIRL!? SHE ABUSES HER KIDS!
-I'M GOING TO DIE NOW SOON AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
-*Changes Tumblr URL*

Now she has fans that are warring with the people who are exposing her bullshit, and there's hate being thrown around like confetti. The drama is still ongoing, and she hasn't been arrested yet.
 
I'm betting she made all of that shit up; though it will be interesting if the FBI want a word with her.
 
random_pickle said:
I'm betting she made all of that shit up; though it will be interesting if the FBI want a word with her.
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They will. You don't get to talk about how you molest kids and hide bodies online without the FBI wanting to look into it. And they got hundreds of tips about it within the past two days.
 
So I was listening through some of her videos and some of the stuff they were say sounded very familiar. I don't know where from, but I know, I absolutely know, some of what she said is from a book or something.
 
littlebiscuits said:
So I was listening through some of her videos and some of the stuff they were say sounded very familiar. I don't know where from, but I know, I absolutely know, some of what she said is from a book or something.
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I heard of something like that. Somebody was saying that one of her stories of her past was directly ripped from an erotic novel. I haven't seen proof of it, but I'd believe it.
 
Picklepower said:
Also, Trans ethnic Japanese? Jebus Christ.
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Trans ethnic Japanese? In my day, we just said Weeaboo.

Well, presumably this individual will either live out their days in the West, dreaming of the mystical land of Nippon, or will try to move their only to learn how their culture views... people like that.
 
Cyan said:
littlebiscuits said:
So I was listening through some of her videos and some of the stuff they were say sounded very familiar. I don't know where from, but I know, I absolutely know, some of what she said is from a book or something.
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I heard of something like that. Somebody was saying that one of her stories of her past was directly ripped from an erotic novel. I haven't seen proof of it, but I'd believe it.
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That shit was from erotica?! I can't imagine that book is very beloved.
 
Hoping this is the right place to post this, seems like.
So there's this forum with fans of Fallout. Most of the people have been on this forum since 2003-05 and new members don't last long and a little bit of reading shows why. These people are NUTS. I mean CRAZY about Fallout 1 and 2. Don't diss it over there or you pretty much get instantly banned. The best part of the site is the Fallout 3 discussion where all of the veterans love to rant and hate on Fallout 3. For some background history, Fallout 3 was made by a different company than the originals and is very different. The people here can't stand that. I mean they have a BURNING HATE for the game. Say how Fallout 3 is good? You get 5 pages within 2 days full of essays on how much they hate you. That goes on for a few days and you're banned. They have been trolled so many times because of this and they fall for it every time. The websites changed and is toned down a bit now (maybe a new owner or something) but is still pretty lolworthy. Take a gander at the Fallout 3 discussion
http://www.nma-fallout.com/forumdisplay ... Discussion
 
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